NancyL ... hold onto your seat because the final stretch is coming. I hope you aren't cursing me too much for nominating you into this mess.

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Congratulations to Costas for overtaking David48.

David48 voters -- may I humbly suggest you reject the politics of intolerance (coded with "pro-family" BS rhetoric) and switch your vote on over to the massively tolerant, eccentrically witty, and reportedly super HANSUM MAN -- COSTAS?

(The Member with the Mostas.)

Now if you don't think it is fair for me to associate David48 with that dark flavor of politics, be reminded that I invited him to dissociate himself from it, and he did reply and did not dissociate himself from it. So I think it is fair to make the link that a vote for David48 is a vote for cynically using CODED "pro family" rhetoric to denigrate the morality and worth of those who don't fit a certain mold.

For their sake, don't encourage them, JT. No-one leaves The Family

We would never desert a man in need

For those who don't understand the family thing, it is ingrained in

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

For those who don't understand the family thing, it is ingrained in

Mafia innit?

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JT your obvious obsession about winning will turn into a loss excercise, if you fail to accommodate the obvious displeasure in the current voters. I

I wanted to add that you would be up a creek without a paddle but alas my fingers betrayed me.

For those who don't understand the family thing, it is ingrained in

I'm not sure how long you'll last, if you don't capitalise The Family.

I wanted to add that you would be up a creek without a paddle but alas my fingers betrayed me.

Assuming you treat that treachery with the reward it deserves, I expect future posts to be brief, succinct, and typed with your nose...

Did you hear the one about the lady rabbi and the Chang beer girl?

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Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Duck is overrated. Now goose ... that's like an orgy of glorious fat.

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Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Google bbc food easy duck recipes.

Honestly I might have to stand next year.

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Google bbc food easy duck recipes.

Honestly I might have to stand next year.

I like to stand, while I still can, just to show off

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Google bbc food easy duck recipes.

Honestly I might have to stand next year.

I like to stand, while I still can, just to show off

Lean on me........

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Google bbc food easy duck recipes.

Honestly I might have to stand next year.

I like to stand, while I still can, just to show off

Lean on me........

It's been quite a heated and emotional competition this year - it takes me back to my youth; let's hope it doesn't end the same way (other than the score line, of course)

For those who don't understand the family thing, it is ingrained in

Mafia innit?

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What Mafia Gladys?

Gladys? You also know my dear Auntie Fanny?

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Gladys? You also know my dear Auntie Fanny?

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Fanny as in Ass?

Gladys? You also know my dear Auntie Fanny?

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Fanny as in Ass?

No. As in from Joisey. I'm from Joisey. Are you from Joisey?

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Gladys? You also know my dear Auntie Fanny?

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Fanny as in Ass?

No. As in from Joisey. I'm from Joisey. Are you from Joisey?

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Why you support the Bears then?

Didn't they lose to the Tallahassee Twinks in the Tangerine Bowl?

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Looks like groveling 101 works..I voted for you

all the best..

Did you hear the one about the lady rabbi and the Chang beer girl?

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No, but it sounds interesting. Could you go into more detail?

Gladys? You also know my dear Auntie Fanny?

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Fanny as in Ass?

Has a slightly different meaning in British slang......

Gladys? You also know my dear Auntie Fanny?

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Fanny as in Ass?

Has a slightly different meaning in British slang......

I thought he meant Fanny as in Scottish Football Association

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Google bbc food easy duck recipes.

Honestly I might have to stand next year.

Thank you Smokes, but it was actually a Blue Peter Badge for the contestants, to get my block votes, unfortunately, although the murmur of a promise, a no show ensued.

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Prick it all over with a fork, for all the fat to come out. The duck fat is good for roasting tatties. If in doubt just go to BBC.com and look up the Saturday Kitchen live recipes, one of the chefs must have roasted a duck at some point!!

Oops, Smokie beat me to it, In fact Brian Turner roasted a fine looking duck this morning, with lots of veggies.

Honestly I might have to stand next year.

And you ain't standing anywhere soon, People nick other peoples ideas, formula's and great ideas, but this wild child stays in house.

Moss von Barnardoinski

Diana Ross- I'm Still Waiting

Apart from making something that Smokie thought I was capable of and another suggestion to defrost the bird, I have had little constructive help.

I am off to watch The Hobbit tomorrow with the Boy, but still eager to cook the bird.

Prick it all over with a fork, for all the fat to come out. The duck fat is good for roasting tatties. If in doubt just go to BBC.com and look up the Saturday Kitchen live recipes, one of the chefs must have roasted a duck at some point!!

Oops, Smokie beat me to it, In fact Brian Turner roasted a fine looking duck this morning, with lots of veggies.

And I thought you would give me something Hot & Spicy to cook

You could make a chili rub to crisp the skin up!! I've never cooked duck before, so i don't really know why i am giving you advice!! Just what i've seen on the telly.