Best 5 Words I Tell My Thai Wife Every Day

[MauiSteveBKK]

I Am A Poor Man.

The 2nd sentence I said to her was: "I Am A Poor Man." (I'm Not.)

I say it every day, every chance I get.

I set a level of expectation. I set a standard.

I stick to it every time I can say it. I can not begin to tell you how glad I am that I say these words to her.

Funny Story: One time at a temple, her friends came out and said they all prayed I would get 10M BAHT and then a rich man. I just said: khob khun khrap.

Always downplay everything.

She never asks what I have.

I never say.

Perfect Relationship.

[gerry123]

Hi any chance of rewording that?? maybe only me but it went completely over my head ??

[pigeonjake]

i dont understand,

but if i was to read between the lines,,

i would say you dont trust your wife,

so your saying if you told here you was rich, she would turn you over..

im glad im in a normal relationship,, my wife knows what i earn, she checks my bank to see if my salery has gone in

[pigeonjake]

tryst is a great thing to have,,,,,

[villagefarang]

That line simply wouldn't work for me.

I love you so much, has a better chance of being believed.

Edited December 23, 2014 by villagefarang

[i claudius]

My wife knows everything,my pin numbers,my bank account details ,everything,and I know hers,if I can't trust her now who can I trust,she has been with me through thick and thin ,,many times I have been up and down ,well without her it would have not been worth while, she is Thai so what,does that make her bad?

[wow64]

Are there any subtitles ?

Sent from my c64

[n210mp]

from Mau Steve from BKK, the OP

I Am A Poor Man.

The 2nd sentence I said to her was: "I Am A Poor Man." (I'm Not.)

You are just a plain liar!

I say it every day, every chance I get.

You are a regular and a repetitive liar!

I set a level of expectation. I set a standard.

No you brainwash and already have set an extremely low standard!

I stick to it every time I can say it. I can not begin to tell you how glad I am that I say these words to her.

You get satisfaction out of misleading the person who should be your best friend?

Funny Story: One time at a temple, her friends came out and said they all prayed I would get 10M BAHT and then a rich man. I just said: khob khun khrap.

Sad story

not funny at all really and very pathetic, how low will you go in your deceit maybe you could go begging in front of the Temple to enforce your lies?

Yes you could join the ranks of thos rich poor beggars, maybe you could use a crutch as well for good measure

Always downplay everything.
She never asks what I have.
I never say.

You didn't downplay this thread though....I wonder why, could it be that in your shame you are feeling guilty and have a need to tell all and unburden yourself?

Perfect Relationship.

​You wouldn't know a perfect relationship if it jumped up and bit you in the arse!

I must say that your name fits you perfectly and I assume that you were Mau when you wrote the OP

[n210mp]

Of course it could be that you are just a Troll and your post is a windup!

In fact I think that I know of you if your Avatar is a pic of you and if you are the person I think you are then you are also the person who cannot find a decent woman to put up with your drinking antics.

I also seem to remember that you were had over by a lady who took a few bob off you and then disappeared but that is another story for another better time.

I could be wrong though because your sentiments are typical of the low intellect mind set of a Male Neolithic Homo sapiens

If I am mistaken about you then I apologise 100%

Edited December 23, 2014 by n210mp

[fish fingers]

I think you've set your standards low for a reason.. you have low standards

[David48]

Actually, buoyed by the fortitude of a few beers (we had some good news today), I can say that I understand the OP 100%

Mai Mee Tongue is a great expression to learn ...

[Torrens54]

I feel very, very sorry for your POOR WIFE!

The POOR WOMAN is married to a LIAR and a CHEAT. Who do you think you are anyway?

If you think you're impressing anyone with what a "big fellow" you are by scamming the POOR TRUSTING girl who was silly enough to marry you, then I think you have FAILED Miserably.

[Thai at Heart]

Why isn't the beer cold?

[benalibina]

Replies till now....not as OP expected.

[mca]

I haven't shat the bed

[David48]

I haven't shat the bed

yet!

Apologies MCA ... a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[mca]

I haven't shat the bed

yet!

Apologies MCA ... a Merry Christmas to you and yours.

No problem mate. Take the piss all you want. I've got broad shoulders.

[n210mp]

from David48

".Faith makes most things possible, Hope makes most things work, Love makes most things beautiful, May you have all the three this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

.In the spirit of Christmas, less Negativity, more Goodwill."

​A very worthy sentiment to which if I could add a "Like" I would wholeheartedly!

[Tonto21]

Blimey OP.......

Are you joking, did you post this to try and show how switched on you are, to not being ripped off..... Or was your post fueled by alcohol......... Did you think your statement was/is funny?

If your statement is true, I feel genuinely sorry for both you and your poor wife. Your wife for putting up with your BS and you for being a complete .

One small point: you say you're not poor................. You are morally bankrupt mate.

Edited December 24, 2014 by Tonto21

[transam]

Am going to buy beer....................

[David48]

Am going to buy beer....................

Dear Khun Trans ... can you please type more gently.

I am nursing a Hangover from Hell ATM.

MFG and I received some great news yesterday.

Which was tempered by the news that both Boys officially have Measles ...

... time now.

[Costas2008]

Is the food ready yet?

[seedy]

Ting Tong Mak Mak Teelak - followed by laughter by us both.

This is said by her every day also !

[billd766]

How strange the OP is.

I tell both my wife and my son every day that I love them both.

As for money, my wife knows the bank accounts, pin numbers etc and can check how much we have at any time she wishes and it won't bother me at all.

If i know we are running short on money I will tell her and she will accept that as it is the truth.

In a marriage it is called trust.

I have known my wife for 21 years, been married for 15 of them and have a 10 year old son.

She has had plenty of time during that period to rip me off if she chose to do so but she didn't and has stuck with me through good and bad times.

I am happy to be with her until one of dies.

Edited December 24, 2014 by billd766

[crickets]

You sound like a tight arse.

[rgs2001uk]

Is that kettle on yet?

[ivan96822]

No follow-up responses from the OP?

[marko kok prong]

The op states"i say it every day,every chance i get", one can only presume that the op stalks around his house yelling out "i am a poor man' endlessly day after day,this is not healthy,i would try to change op,as i can eventually see you sitting in the corner of a darkened room,rocking back and forwards,drool dripping from your mouth mumbling "i am a poor man,i am a poor man'.

[billd766]

You sound like a tight arse.

If you were referring to me then I can assure you that I go without long before my wife and son.

I have gone through the stage of spending money like water long ago when I was younger and stupid, back in the days when the money poured in and nobody lost their job.

Now as a pensioner I keep a close eye on what we spend.

You sound to me like I used to be, young and stupid.

If of course you were not referring to me then I apologise to you.

[crickets]

I was refering to the gent who wakes up every morning saying "i am a poor man." I bet u he is really rich to and looks at his bank balance every day. I feel sorry for his wife hearing that every morning.