A Eulogy For Costas

[Costas2008]

Costas, 1917-2014.

Mr. Costas, 97, of Athens, Greece, died Tuesday, December 30, 2014, after losing his battle in the 2014 poster of the year parody of elections. (POTY)

I can’t really understand why he was taken away from us, and I thought about this all night because I want to know why someone so bright and happy is no longer here with us.

Costas was very bright, kind, giving, hansum and special to everyone here.

I know we all have great memories of times he made us laugh, made us want to strangle him or helped us with his obnoxious advices.

I think these are the best things to remember about him.

I grew up with Costas, in fact we were inseparable throughout his short life and always admired his personality, his humour, respect and consideration for other people.

Even his last words were an example of his kindness……. he whispered to me;

My friend, make sure the other 3 competitors suffer, on TVF, for the rest of their lives.

For the past 2 weeks he fought a noble battle against many unworthy competitors.

He fought with braveness and courage in his campaign but at the end he had to succumb to the will of the NOT so bright voters.

Except the ones who voted for him.

He confined to me that he was grateful to them and especially to Gecko, his campaign manager and his wife that never left his side, encouraging him by saying;

My love, stop playing on that stupid Thai Visa and go and do some cleaning.

But she joined TV, just to vote for…… David …….. and now she can’t get away from it.

What a treasure she is…..now the coast is clear I will take the courage and express my love and affection to her.

But again he made another effort in his dying moments and whispered to me once more;

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the people that didn’t vote for me, and may their arms be too short to scratch.

This was the Great man my friends.

Costas, you will be missed but we will always remember you.

Especially me when I’m in bed with your wife.

Grieve for Costas, dearest members………… but do not despair.

I’m taking over, not only his wife but also his account on TVF.

Like the Phoenix rising from his ashes, I will be on TVF, the whole of 2015 and beyond, to torment you, for not voting for him.

Rejoice. Happy days are coming.

Ps. If I hear answers like, “Good riddance” or “No, you will not be missed”, you will have to deal with me. Respec the Great man.

PPs. A picture of his tomb stone for you to grieve on.

A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR FOR EVERYONE.

[krisb]

Bastid!..died and he owed me beers still.

I'll miss those beers.

[Costas2008]

Bastid!..died and he owed me beers still.

I'll miss those beers.

No, beers and crisps or chips still on.

I have to fulfil the promises of the Great man.

[David48]

Mate, you and I should gather around the Keg one day and we could swap 'Costas Stories'.

He said, in a quiet moment once ... we were contenders Bro ... we could have been Kings.

But you know, the weight of that POTY Tiara would have weighed him down.

Now we have no expectations of Costas2008 Mark 2 ... truth be known ... we didn't have any expectations of the old Costas ...

So, arise the new Costas, spread your wings ... fly.

Fly further.

Further still.

Yep ... keep Flying ... I can still see you.

.

[marko kok prong]

It did'nt need to be this way,it just seems so...futile.

[transam]

Bastid!..died and he owed me beers still.

I'll miss those beers.

AND my karaoke CD's ain't turned up...............

[Costas2008]

Bastid!..died and he owed me beers still.

I'll miss those beers.

AND my karaoke CD's ain't turned up...............

Don't worry, I'll sing for you in February.

Just to make you suffer for not voting for the Great man.

[transam]

Bastid!..died and he owed me beers still.

I'll miss those beers.

AND my karaoke CD's ain't turned up...............

Don't worry, I'll sing for you in February.

Just to make you suffer for not voting for the Great man.

Actually I did chum...........

Well worth it for my CD's........

[Gecko123]

Costas was the funniest man in Thailand, which is really quite remarkable, especially when you consider that he was not even Jewish.

We are planning to build a temple in the memory of this great man.

It will be named Wat Costas, and his funny bone will be enshrined here.

Whether you voted for him or not, all will be welcome.

Those of you who loved and appreciated him will be able to come and reminisce about his many witty remarks and his heaven-sent gift for making people laugh.

Those of you who didn't vote for him will be able to light candles, burn incense and make large monetary donations in the hopes that one day God will forgive you for your sins.

[siampolee]

Alas poor Costas2008 I knew him well.

Edited December 31, 2014 by siampolee

[Costas2008]

Alas poor Costas2008 I knew him well.

Which of the 3 was Costas?

Have to admit......he had great tits.

[siampolee]

Costas 2008 post # 11.

Which of the 3 was Costas?

Have to admit......he had great tits.

Ah them ole Bubbles was a funny lot yer know.

See below a, ''Costermonger''

[Jip99]

The King is dead, long live the King...

[siampolee]

Jip99 post # 13.

The King is dead, long live the King...

The King is dead, long live the Queen...

[David48]

Costas was the funniest man in Thailand, which is really quite remarkable, especially when you consider that he was not even Jewish.

We are planning to build a temple in the memory of this great man.

It will be named Wat Costas, and his funny bone will be enshrined here.

Whether you voted for him or not, all will be welcome.

Those of you who loved and appreciated him will be able to come and reminisce about his many witty remarks and his heaven-sent gift for making people laugh.

Those of you who didn't vote for him will be able to light candles, burn incense and make large monetary donations in the hopes that one day God will forgive you for your sins.

Maybe it would be named, that Costas Wat ...

.

[geronimo]

He was indeed a fine man. I never met him yet I felt a bond with this jovial, Zorba look alike. Did he leave the badgers to Mr. Toad? I would imagine so. We need lots of plates to smash at the funeral plus gallons of Retzina and Raki. I am sure he left instructions that no one leaves standing and there can be no sadness.

His body will probably be left to science but his spirit will live on, such a sense of humour, I didn't know the Greeks had evolved to that degree!

I shall float a bottle of ouzo (empty) into the river Chao Phraya and hope it finds its way to Crete or Athens. I also heard that he left explicit instructions that the expenses for his funeral should be equally split between the other candidates, the remainder can be paid by EU, his parting shot at them.

His headstone will read,

Costas the Greek, a man of men.

Riches beyond measure and wives he had ten.

Always content, he was never a cadger,

he loves his family, especially the badger.

A sainthood is coming,

or so they say,

Saint Costas of Greece

May he rest in peace.

[WhamBam]

Costas was the funniest man in Thailand, which is really quite remarkable, especially when you consider that he was not even Jewish.

We are planning to build a temple in the memory of this great man.

It will be named Wat Costas, and his funny bone will be enshrined here.

Whether you voted for him or not, all will be welcome.

Those of you who loved and appreciated him will be able to come and reminisce about his many witty remarks and his heaven-sent gift for making people laugh.

Those of you who didn't vote for him will be able to light candles, burn incense and make large monetary donations in the hopes that one day God will forgive you for your sins.

Maybe it would be named, that Costas Wat ...

.

Costalot Wat.

Please do not build a Coastalot Wat with Greek money...... you will totally bankrupt the economy.

[WhamBam]

Is the badger milk turning sour as Costas turns in his grave?

Will we forever hear his wailing cries in the dead of night lamenting his loss in POTY and coming last of the four. Such a sad ending.

Costas goodbye, your wit will not remain in the wat but I feel it will continue.

May we have more fun in 2015.

[Costas2008]

He was indeed a fine man. I never met him yet I felt a bond with this jovial, Zorba look alike. Did he leave the badgers to Mr. Toad? I would imagine so. We need lots of plates to smash at the funeral plus gallons of Retzina and Raki. I am sure he left instructions that no one leaves standing and there can be no sadness.

His body will probably be left to science but his spirit will live on, such a sense of humour, I didn't know the Greeks had evolved to that degree!

I shall float a bottle of ouzo (empty) into the river Chao Phraya and hope it finds its way to Crete or Athens. I also heard that he left explicit instructions that the expenses for his funeral should be equally split between the other candidates, the remainder can be paid by EU, his parting shot at them.

His headstone will read,

Costas the Greek, a man of men.

Riches beyond measure and wives he had ten.

Always content, he was never a cadger,

he loves his family, especially the badger.

A sainthood is coming,

or so they say,

Saint Costas of Greece

May he rest in peace.

Although you are one of the NOT so bright voters, as you never shut your mouth praising David, you made me cry with your post.

So you were one of his secret admirers also?

C'mon, admit it now and may be I will forgive you on HIS behalf.

And tell you a little secret.......I'll vote for you in the 2015 POTY

[Costas2008]

Is the badger milk turning sour as Costas turns in his grave?

Will we forever hear his wailing cries in the dead of night lamenting his loss in POTY and coming last of the four. Such a sad ending.

Costas goodbye, your wit will not remain in the wat but I feel it will continue.

May we have more fun in 2015.

Dear Wham Bam Boom,

Your avatar has been placed In the most prominent position in my house.

And every 10 minutes I go and throw a dart at you.

What did you see in him, that was missing from Costas?

Or you were jealous of his hansumess, athletic and well equipped body, and his cute ass?

May the club you are holding, keep hitting you on the head................

[siampolee]

Methinks that the tune below should be dedicated to Jingthing as Costas2008 is really the poster of the year.

Edited December 31, 2014 by siampolee

[WhamBam]

Is the badger milk turning sour as Costas turns in his grave?

Will we forever hear his wailing cries in the dead of night lamenting his loss in POTY and coming last of the four. Such a sad ending.

Costas goodbye, your wit will not remain in the wat but I feel it will continue.

May we have more fun in 2015.

Dear Wham Bam Boom,

Your avatar has been placed In the most prominent position in my house.

And every 10 minutes I go and throw a dart at you.

What did you see in him, that was missing from Costas?

Or you were jealous of his hansumess, athletic and well equipped body, and his cute ass?

May the club you are holding, keep hitting you on the head................

Dear, dead Costas, someone had to be on the side of Saint David48.

I have to admit it was close between you and he who to vote for, but a Greek vs a Saint. Well, there was only one winner.

On the other hand, had you been a Greek God............ But, alas, .........

I am honoured to have such a prominent position in your worthy household and you prick my conscience with each dart thrown but my skin is as tough as a dinosaur so a few little pricks are nothing more than a fleeting gnat bite.

My club has far better uses than using it on my thick skull, as the wives in my cave can testify.

Oh, yes, that was my karmic reward for supporting Saint David48....... I had not one but two Filipino teachers sleeping over last night.....

[geronimo]

Perhaps Costas will come back as a badger!!!

[transam]

Perhaps Costas will come back as a badger!!!

[Jingthing]

A R.I.P dance for the dearly departed Costas, my ironic friend, or maybe not:

Rest

In

PARODY

[geronimo]

Costas only died to attract the sympathy votes!

[David48]

Costas only died to attract the sympathy votes!

Dedication to the cause ...

.

[WhamBam]

Costas only died to attract the sympathy votes!

The only problem is, we still cannot shut him the <deleted> up!!!!

[Jingthing]

Costas only died to attract the sympathy votes!

The only problem is, we still cannot shut him the <deleted> up!!!!

But we still luv him , whether imaginary living or dead ...

[geronimo]

Costas only died to attract the sympathy votes!

The only problem is, we still cannot shut him the <deleted> up!!!!

But we still luv him , whether imaginary living or dead ...

I want to see a photo of him.