You know you've lived in Thailand too long when.......

[Gsxrnz]

Prompted by a few recent threads. Here's a couple of starters.

1 ...you can recognise a ladyboy from 100 paces from the back.

2 ...you miss the bum gun more than your TGF when you go to your home country.

3 ...your own currency looks weird when you go home and you breath a sigh of relief when you get back to the "real" money in LOS.

4...you think the drivers at home are rude, obnoxious, territorial cretins and you can't wait to get back to the saner roads in Thailand

5...???

[Somtamnication]

5... I think these posts are interesting and decide to reply to them.

[Squeegee]

6. This very same topic comes up yet again.

[Rooo]

Moved to PUB.

[redandyellow]

When you quit renting short timers..and finally become monogamous in your early 60's ( or late 50's)

[Gsxrnz]

When you quit renting short timers..and finally become monogamous in your early 60's ( or late 50's)

I didn't know those two options were mutually exclusive.

[daveAustin]

... you come across this well worn topic for the umpteenth time but reply anyway.

[benalibina]

When a foreign person talks in thai language ........to him/herself.......

[canman]

When it's the 2nd of January and already we have had a sin sod, bum gun and "you know when" thread this year!

[eldragon]

...you call other foreigners "farang".

[steve187]

when you drive your motorcycle in the gutter facing oncoming traffi, all the time

[ATF]

You're on Overstay.

[Loptr]

When you openly pick your nose in public, but cover your mouth when using a toothpick...

[happydude303]

When you've forgotten what a Solid crap is like

[Gsxrnz]

When you openly pick your nose in public, but cover your mouth when using a toothpick...

Guilty!! I'm on holiday at home at the moment and my daughter has commented on both of those behaviours.

[Gsxrnz]

When it's the 2nd of January and already we have had a sin sod, bum gun and "you know when" thread this year!

That's off topic.

Maybe you should start a topic entitled "You know you've been a member of ThaiVisa too long when...."

Oh wait, that's been done already as well.

[malt25]

When you are home on holidays & you say Khrap at the end of a sentence.

[geronimo]

When you are the one making the footprints on the toilet

[Suradit69]

When you've forgotten what a Solid crap is like

Despite popular belief, Metamucil every day ... or in Thailand Mucilin ... will deliver the solid results you remember as a youth, whether you're currently "loose" or "tight" in that department. And it provides the fiber missing in a steady diet of beer & som tam.

Edited January 3, 2015 by Suradit69

[stickylies]

when u start saying SUH-TEAK or SUH-PAIN (instead of steak or spain)...

[geronimo]

when you don't bother to turn your lights on because you can see ok.

[geronimo]

when you walk into someone's house and go straight to the fridge to see what's inside!

[geronimo]

when you watch Thai soaps

[CharlieH]

When you point at things with your lips

When you go to the home country and answer the check out girl in Thai.

[marko kok prong]

When you are watching a western movie or tv show and you are shocked that people do not remove their shoes before entering a house.

[stickylies]

when you walk into someone's house and go straight to the fridge to see what's inside!

this has never happened in my place. nor have i ever done that.

[geronimo]

when you walk into someone's house and go straight to the fridge to see what's inside!

this has never happened in my place. nor have i ever done that.

I should hope not.

[45slap]

You sit in your room without clothes on and only go out if u have to.

[geronimo]

You forget your native language!!

[neverdie]

You start milking badgers.