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[farangsay]

There was this oil engineer and he drew the short straw.

Six months in an Arabian desert field without leave.

Social life nil , unless you had a thing for camels.

He was leafing for the thousandth time through a girlie mag

he'd smuggled in when he saw an ad for these blow-up

dolls.

What the hel_l , he thought and mailed off his order.

When it came through customs they opened the parcel.

The guy who opened it read the instructions , inflated it and

gave it a try.

Then his colleagues and everyone else within a country mile

of the customs office did the same.

When everybody had had a go they repacked it and sent it

on it's way.

When the guy eventually got back to the US of A his pals

wanted to know what life was like out there.

One guy asked what he did for sex.

He told them.

"WOW" says one "but was it realistic ?"

"Realistic ?!?!?" he replied "I caught a bloody dose off it!"

[thomas3940]