bkkheat Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hi, I am writing this on behalf of my friend. I have this girlfriend who is living with me, only for about 3 weeks now. I have been trying to get rid of her but she wont leave, she has been asking me to buy her gold, give her money for a lot of things, so I want to throw her out. I have thrown out a few girls in the past, but this is the first time I have had a girl who refuses to leave. I don't want to call the police (only if last resort) as I am not sure they would help, I would rather do it another way. Any Ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Bob Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Call the police, if it's a rented place call the landlord also. But whatever don't use force, Thainess should help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post h90 Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 empty fridge and no money and she'll have to leave.... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rod Wallop Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Put a rolling tape of Barney the dinosaur on the DVD and play to 24hrs. I defy anyone to take that for more than a day. 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mesquite Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Lend her some money. You'll never see her again. 44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Berkshire Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Why, oh why do guys insist on a live-in GF? Unless you're going to marry the girl, never, never have her live with you. Especially BG's/ex-BG's. I see guys making this mistake time and time again. Why won't they ever learn? 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mrtoad Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hire a ghost 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tx22cb Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Your "friend" might have to pay her off - a one-time lump sum for her to agree to never see/bother you your friend again. Videotape her promise and the transaction on a phone. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crickets Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 You have to work out what costs more. Paying the police to get her out and change the locks, id estimate about 10k everything or give her a fist full of dollars, id say minimum 20k and id still get the locks changed. The cheaper option will bring about more tears than the latter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post siampolee Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 bkkheat. Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post konying Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Do not pay barfine for the month ahead. Rent on daily basis 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ttthailand Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in. If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you. Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy.... One of these should work 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mrtoad Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 bkkheat. Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control. Or he could take a Katoey home with him 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkheat Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 He is thinking of just making her a maid as he needs one. Pay her 15,000 a month to clean everything, cook etc. He thinks this will make her leave soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hire a ghost Rent a ghost ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 mrtoad post # 13 Or he could take a Katoey home with him Could be an interesting ''pull'' Trouble is she might just welcome the change still they could all play the game ''who is going to what to who and how and when.'' they would have the minimum three players needed to play said game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post arthurwait Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Alternatively to all these suggestions, you could just grow some balls. Pick her up and throw her out. Simples. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post EmptyHead Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Does she have a key? Why can't you just lock her out as soon as she steps out the door. If you empty the fridge she will have to step out the door. If she doesn't have a key, no need to change the locks. If she has a key, take her out for dinner and arrange for a locksmith to come round while you are out. Get a buddy to be there. Leave her at the restaurant and go home alone. Just ignore her after that and she will go away. Thai girls can be hilarious with what the think they can and its even more funny when the guys let it happen. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post h90 Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 bkkheat. Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control. Or he could take a Katoey home with him That should get rid of the GF, but how do you get rid of the Katoey...... It is getting worse..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post h90 Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hire a ghost Rent a ghost ? I think the local temple should be able to supply a normal ghost for 5.000 Baht and a real dangerous one for 10.000. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 The katoey and bar girl would sit around playing cards together with the money he will be givng them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post arthurwait Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Dear Dierdre, I have a 45kg girl in my apartment that won't leave , what can I do ? Regards Dear OP Regards Diedre. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Dear Dierdre, I have a 45kg girl in my apartment that won't leave , what can I do ? Regards Dear OP Regards Diedre. go the gym and /or grow a pair of testicles ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hi, I am writing this on behalf of my friend. I don't want to call the police (only if last resort) as I am not sure they would help, I would rather do it another way. oh dear OP if your going to lie at least do it consistently 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tom21 Posted February 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 27, 2015 I think the op is a troll 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I think the op is a troll I think the OP is going to be handing over cash to get rid of her, that's what she is holding out for and if she doesn't get it and he tries to hoof her, she will go the BiB, and tell them their "arrangement" was a financial one and the OP has refused to pay her and can Mr plod help get the cash of the farang who has abused her body and refused to pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 maybe he could take a non specific rodent home, and see if she goes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 bkkheat. Tell her you've got the clap or aids that should prove an effective and cheap method of pest control. Or he could take a Katoey home with him That should get rid of the GF, but how do you get rid of the Katoey...... It is getting worse..... Either way he gets shafted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loloal Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Pick up the name of a nice hotel, restaurant .. etc around your house. Get a 50 THB Sim Card at 7/11 Get ready to lock the door Send her a message with your brand new sim card, in Thai : "ONLY TODAY in [that place], the 10 first girls who get in the lobby, get FREE iPhone 6 !!!!" Lock the door 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koo wallety tourist Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Buy some flowers and incense and pretend to give an offering to some spirit. But don't tell her anything until she asks. Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the lady who died there before you moved in. If that don't work just tell her your old gf is coming to see you. Or, invite two mates to come stay for a few days and drink, fart, burp and enjoy.... One of these should work maybe better : Tell her you saw a ghost and think it was the your previous GF who died/YOU MURDERED there before she moved in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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