So I got stood up and flew to Thailand instead and made a beeline to Pattaya. Was going to go to Canada.

And the entire scenario blew me away. I walked down LK Metro and got mobbed....like a rock star....the same happened in every bar disco go go everywhere these little starlets half my age would give me their undivided attention.

I fell in love with Pattaya and it fell in love with me.

These bahts theyre not like real money are they its like monopoly you just flash them around left right and centre and whammo hey this is a chick magnet.

So I get engaged to this lovely Issan gold digger , take her to Perth Australia for 3 months , get back to Patts and she <deleted> well leaves me. Just moves right out.

Fine I will fight fire with fire.

I go back to the bar and yell out '' tilak has just left me , im bar fining 2 of youse bitches at once every night for the next 2 <deleted> weeks whose 1st'' and with that the joint erupted and little Ting Tongs were screaming and shrieking.

OK folks its now question time.

Best of luck Gordy.

I'm so jealous Gordy.

A rockstar like yourself.

Don't you have anything better to do?

Pity the fool

Don't you have anything better to do?

Clearly not

And yet another troll topic Gordy.

We don't need them on ThaiVisa.

/Closed.