Vogele123 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) My Thai wife was amazed tonight at my skills as a detective. She noticed that the back end of my pick up truck was covered in a horrible sticky mess that was difficult to remove. Can you imagine her surprise when I deduced that this was probably a mix of scalding water mixed with sugar and salt that "someone" "threw" on a cat that decided to shit on my car and ruin the paintwork? I must be Sherlock Holmes! She was amazed at the accurate prediction. Edited March 12, 2015 by Vogele123 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n210mp Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I like the comedy of the post but I am sure that you didn't really want to scald the cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 cruelty to animals is fun isnt it. i like sharing my handiwork on the internet too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Wow,Sherlock Holmes stand down ,i am astounded at your dectecive prowess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 When it comes to cats, I am the Jeffrey Dahmer for felines, I hate them with a passion, yet I actually have a soft spot for one or two - What I cannot tolerate is when we feed them and take care of them and then they shit in your sink or on your clothes......then Sorry, but the cat becomes history in my house. They won't shit here again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo202 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I've had loads of cats but never had one shit in my sink or my clothes. Did you just lock them inside all day and night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 I like the comedy of the post but I am sure that you didn't really want to scald the cat. Would you bet on that? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogele123 Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 I've had loads of cats but never had one shit in my sink or my clothes. Did you just lock them inside all day and night? That is the strange thing, NEVER locked in!!! It was just a cat that hated me and I hate it, it was like it took a dump on my sink and Scotchbrite for revenge! - I have a cat that loves me to death, but this feral bastard just shit in my sink. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topt Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I've had loads of cats but never had one shit in my sink or my clothes. Did you just lock them inside all day and night? That is the strange thing, NEVER locked in!!! It was just a cat that hated me and I hate it, it was like it took a dump on my sink and Scotchbrite for revenge! - I have a cat that loves me to death, but this feral bastard just shit in my sink. Are you sure its a cat..........? In my experience cats shit anywhere but in "their" territory as long as they are free to make the choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 People all over the world love cats. Thats a fact. But you can never trust them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honkie Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 People all over the world love cats. Thats a fact. But you can never trust them.Never trust People or the Cats？ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> When it comes to cats, I am the Jeffrey Dahmer for felines, I hate them with a passion, yet I actually have a soft spot for one or two - What I cannot tolerate is when we feed them and take care of them and then they shit in your sink or on your clothes......then Sorry, but the cat becomes history in my house. They won't shit here again. I've had loads of cats but never had one shit in my sink or my clothes. Did you just lock them inside all day and night? "they shit in your sink or on your clothes....." Cats seem to have a sixth sense when evaluating people. The cats I've had have been super fastidious. Even at a few months old, show them a kitty litter box once and they'll never poop anywhere else. Depending on your personal hygiene they may have mistaken your clothing for the designated potty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baa_Mango Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 tuna and rat poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo202 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 The tuna would probably do it alone if it came from Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 next time use kerosene and a lighter. you'll enjoy that even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Cats don't have owners; they have staff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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