The wife and her friend are watching a Thai soap-opera on the television. They are chatting away.

The wife goes to the toilet, her friend continues to chat away.

The wife returns from the toilet and it is the friends turn to go.

The wife is chatting away.

I give them the "<deleted>?" look and go outside. The soap-opera finishes and they come outside to find me chatting away.

Ok, I am mental. What is their excuse?

first of madness isn't it ?

Whatever keeps you sane and hapi, sipi...

Women chatting to themselves is very common my friend.

They can never shut their <deleted> mouths.........I got plenty of experience about that.

Now, as about you........my good Doctor Will, is coming back from his holiday next week.

I can always introduce you to him.

I do think you need some help desperately.

What is their excuse?

they are females AND Thai...

btw my excuse is too much LEO...

Whatever keeps you sane and hapi, sipi...

"sane" and "sipi" in the same sentence??

Thank-you...

Moved to the Pub

OK gent's than let's move over to the PUB...

Moved to the Pub

A monk and a priest walk into a bar. The barman says "what is this, a joke?"

I cant see a problem in it,

i talk to the pigs and all the other bloody animals,,,

I cant see a problem in it,

i talk to the pigs and all the other bloody animals,,,

Me too..

I cant see a problem in it,

i talk to the pigs and all the other bloody animals,,,

and sometimes they even listen-opposed to my wife

They have gone to bed now,,

SSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I got a wife who Can talk under water,

i can hear them talking and look around and no one in room

i can hear them talking and look around and no one in room

Do you see dead people as well?

look at it as a bonus:

With schizophrenia you're never alone...