Miss:

-Proper German Döner Kebabs

-Cola-Weizen beer

Don't miss:

-Miserable weather

-Serious people

-High cost of living

Well you are absolutely right! I have just moved back to the UK ( for several reasons ) after 25 years but one thing i really notice is how serious the people are.Long faces,no smiles and formal conversations.I (myself) have always acted " The Fool " for most of my life ( and successfully may i add...) i do not take myself seriously and find it difficult to be serious! ( but i refuse to change and why should i ? )

I was in a government building this morning and after 5 minutes was ready to launch in to my " Micheal Barrymore " routine...........

F.J x

I presume from most of your post's,acting 'the fool',would come naturally ,and a "Micheal Barrymore routine',last time it was Terry Thomas was it not,i bet everyone who knows you back in the UK are really thrilled to have you back.

I just remembered, I don't miss the women, but not because of their appearance (which i think is fine, by the way).

I am sorry to have caused offense, but merely wanted to point out that a lot of us Western women are not XL and that generalisations go both ways. I really do not judge by appearance. Nobody is perfect.

I think they all know that really. They just like to pretend that all western women are fat, angry and undesirable because they feel better about things that way. Interesting phenomenon.

You seem to be the one obsessing about western women.

I don't say anything negative about western women, they just aren't available to me (at the age and weight I want).

You just take a couple of posters negative values, then assign it to all of us.

How many posters have you found on this thread knocking western women, I just counted two ........ just TWO!

And there are more than 40 participants on this thread.

So who is this 'They' you are posting about?

It is actually YOU who like to pretend ALL TV posters insult western women.

This is not about OUR prejudices towards western women, this is about YOUR prejudices towards us.

Miss:

-Proper German Döner Kebabs

-Cola-Weizen beer

Don't miss:

-Miserable weather

-Serious people

-High cost of living

Well you are absolutely right! I have just moved back to the UK ( for several reasons ) after 25 years but one thing i really notice is how serious the people are.Long faces,no smiles and formal conversations.I (myself) have always acted " The Fool " for most of my life ( and successfully may i add...) i do not take myself seriously and find it difficult to be serious! ( but i refuse to change and why should i ? )

I was in a government building this morning and after 5 minutes was ready to launch in to my " Micheal Barrymore " routine...........

F.J x

I presume from most of your post's,acting 'the fool',would come naturally ,and a "Micheal Barrymore routine',last time it was Terry Thomas was it not,i bet everyone who knows you back in the UK are really thrilled to have you back.

not a lot.. sorry that was me going into my Paul Daniels routine, catching innit... farang over acting,x

Miss:

-Proper German Döner Kebabs

-Cola-Weizen beer

Don't miss:

-Miserable weather

-Serious people

-High cost of living

Well you are absolutely right! I have just moved back to the UK ( for several reasons ) after 25 years but one thing i really notice is how serious the people are.Long faces,no smiles and formal conversations.I (myself) have always acted " The Fool " for most of my life ( and successfully may i add...) i do not take myself seriously and find it difficult to be serious! ( but i refuse to change and why should i ? )

I was in a government building this morning and after 5 minutes was ready to launch in to my " Micheal Barrymore " routine...........

F.J x

I presume from most of your post's,acting 'the fool',would come naturally ,and a "Micheal Barrymore routine',last time it was Terry Thomas was it not,i bet everyone who knows you back in the UK are really thrilled to have you back.

not a lot.. sorry that was me going into my Paul Daniels routine, catching innit... farang over acting,x

I must say canary sun sounds like a bundle of laugh's,the sort of chap one needs at a funereal,doing his Barrymore,Terry Thomas,i wonder if he can do Fawlty,seems like a nice guy,i wish you all the best Canary,i have been harsh on some of your post's before ,but i now feel bad,you must be the least cynical poster on here,good on you sir.

Some of our viewers are " harping on " about western women.Well one thing i have noticed is that there are some very attractive ladies wandering about in the UK ( a bit pale i must admit...) and very friendly too! a few i have noticed are " caked in makeup " looking like Dolls.But generally they are nice and some good looking and the best thing which i love is they don't " keep harping on about money " 24 hours a day! ( something that turned me off with Thai ladies...)

Yes my Micheal Barrymore routine shall continue ( with the Terry Thomas voice ) The UK does seem to have a " serious attitude " with ridiculously formal conversation.( just an excuse to be even more silly.... )

God Bless you all viewers!!

F.J

i think sometimes we are a bit harsh on our ex wifes most are built for comfort not speed always had a warm nest to settle into

now i dont have to strap rail sleeper to back when go to bed

I am sorry to have caused offense, but merely wanted to point out that a lot of us Western women are not XL and that generalisations go both ways. I really do not judge by appearance. Nobody is perfect.

You are not really sorry, you meant it, a little spiteful if you ask me....but they were only refering to XL and XXL ladies, which is fair enough. They weren't having a pop at ALL women in farangland.

To be honest, i don't miss fat birds at all.....even the ugly hairy-backed geezers can pull a decent looking chick over here, good luck to them, i say....(i dont think i have a hairy back, but cannot see round that far, lol)

after 12yrs

"i dont miss ex wife

i dont miss going to pub with mates and getting drunk

i dont miss the sweet easy girls

i dont miss roast lamb dinner

i dont miss vegemite

i miss a tin of corned beef with sweet mustard pickles"

am i going strange

How convenient Opaired. I am currently in Australia but returning soon..

I can't bring your ex-wife, or drunken mates, or easy girls, or a roast lamb dinner...

But I can bring a tin of corned beef with sweet mustard pickles..

I miss <deleted> all.

And obviously some people has plenty of time and nothing else to do amd wasting a space. Please let us know are you Ok with the toilet paper here?

We all unpatiently waiting that you share it with us.Please.

With me being a Nordic Viking from the 9th century, I defo miss the rape and pillage, but I don't miss that bleedin horned helmet, it use to chaff like fuk..

I sort of miss honesty and integrity.

I sort of miss honesty and integrity.

Chondan where did you live before that there was so much honesty and integrity?