Yellow Toenails Cured

[UncleDonald]

Uncle Donald is pleased to announce that last week he discovered a cure for this embarrassing condition which affects millions the world over, and was formerly considered hopeless. The discovery took place on the beautiful island of Phuket, only an hour away from the Bangkok, now considered a world center for exciting new medical treatments.

He attributes the cure to either Phuket's sparkling bluegreen salt water or to not wearing shoes for several days. Or possibly chlorine in the hotel swimming pool. Or to renewed vigor of bedtime activity with his companion. Or to a diet rich in fresh healthy seafood. Or to reading a 600 page collection of writings by Alan Bennett.

Some cynics will say "They still look pretty yellow to me!"

But Uncle Donald says "You should have seen them before!"

[simon43]

But Uncle Donald says "You should have seen them before!"

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Should that attached picture not be titled 'Attached toenail(s)'

Simon

[boppia]

Let the Tourism Authority know about this but get evidence first. Walk around the beach down there and take some pics of the toenails of the new comers then go to the train station and take pics of the toenails of those leaving. You might also take some clippings for the record. Get a sturdy toenail clipper at Central department store. Best of luck.

[Ricardo]

But who will 'foot' the bill for this ?

[Mighty Mouse]

But who will 'foot' the bill for this ?

Maybe his aunt or ankle.

[Old Croc]

I may be going out on a limb here, but with a fetish like this you will possible be known as a pedicurist.

[dekestone]

I may be going out on a limb here, but with a fetish like this you will possible be known as a pedicurist.

Think you've nailed it on the head!

[boppia]

Going back to the original question about financing the research, is there anyone man enough to help foot the bill? I think only an real athlete could foot it.