laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Is the answer to life balance in all things? Can you be too balanced? A Cheese Salad…. How do you like it? Only one specific cheese or many. Stinky or plain? As you eat, should the salad exclude cheese or should it occasionally HIT YOU? Wow, this is Cheese. Share feelings here, please…. We are not talking about Cheese Salads – Expletive deleted!) Get real and share a few secrets. (NOT about Cheese Salads <deleted>) Life….. Oh, BTW, I am quite busy so will only have small segments of time to respond Please foregive me for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NickJ Posted March 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2015 A cheese salad?.....Is there such a thing. Ive heard of salads that have cheese as an ingridient but not just a cheese salad. So if you were to stick heaps of cheese in a salad bowl well.....I think your better off with a platter. And some bread.maybe an assortment of bread. Plus the cheese maybe half a doxen kinds. Plus you dont have to pour dressing all over the place....or try and explain to people that you made a cheese salad. Im pro platter for sure. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Well in England there is a ploughmans ,salad,basically,a salad with a block of cheese next to it,plenty of Branston pickle,is that what you are getting at op.life like a cheese salad? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bkkjames Posted March 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yes life is like cheese~ the harder it gets, the more it grates on you. However, cream cheese is soft and ,....<deleted>, can't believe I am replying to this nonsense 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) Yes it is....have to try many salads with variety...throw away the stuff that stinks to you - get rid of the moldy stuff....find out what is a healthy balance of portions, taste, and servings, then add seasoning, dressings, and spice it up from time to time.....and enjoy.....some find they like taco salads - a few like fruit salads.....part of the buffet of life.... Edited March 23, 2015 by pgrahmm 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post marko kok prong Posted March 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2015 This is taking lateral thinking a bit to far,in my onion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bkkjames Posted March 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2015 This is taking lateral thinking a bit to far,in my onion. Forrest Gump has nothing on the OP. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted March 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2015 This is taking lateral thinking a bit to far,in my onion.Forrest Gump has nothing on the OP.Life is like a cheese platter. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 This is taking lateral thinking a bit to far,in my onion.Forrest Gump has nothing on the OP.Life is like a cheese platter. Yea, you never know who picked his ass before handing one to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I fear that I shall run out of - exceed my quota of likes..... I cannot believe that anyone could grasp my real meaning and I really thank you all for your input. If there was any way for us oldies who have learned life through sufferring and pain, to say something that might save the young ones from Dumbly following our footsteps, as we also followed - what would we say/do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Life is like a cheesy foreskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I fear that I shall run out of - exceed my quota of likes..... I cannot believe that anyone could grasp my real meaning and I really thank you all for your input. If there was any way for us oldies who have learned life through sufferring and pain, to say something that might save the young ones from Dumbly following our footsteps, as we also followed - what would we say/do? Maybe next time you could talk about the merits of canapes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Life is like a cheesy foreskin. Sorry for your loss...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 This is taking lateral thinking a bit to far,in my onion.Forrest Gump has nothing on the OP.Life is like a cheese platter. chewy, smelly, gives you heartburn and keeps you awake at night ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) I fear that I shall run out of - exceed my quota of likes..... I cannot believe that anyone could grasp my real meaning and I really thank you all for your input. If there was any way for us oldies who have learned life through sufferring and pain, to say something that might save the young ones from Dumbly following our footsteps, as we also followed - what would we say/do? Maybe next time you could talk about the merits of canapes. and you reason to suggest this is? Canapés are hors d'oeuvres made with a base of bread or crackers, and topped with an assortment of small, usually savory toppings. Typically, they are served before dinner in a drawing room or lounge area, along with an assortment of other appetizers. Most cooks and caterers produce an assortment of options, so that guests can try out numerous different flavors. They may also be used as a standalone food item, in the case of things like receptions for art shows and theatre performances. The word is French, and derived from the Greek konopeion, for a bed or couch with protective mosquito curtains. In French, the word describes curtains in general, and it may have been adopted for the appetizer in a reference to the fact that the bread base is draped or covered with food items. In other Romance languages, such as Spanish, the term refers to a couch, showing how an original word can diverge in meaning widely, even in a related language family. The base of all canapés is some type of bread. Traditionally, they have been made with stale white bread that is toasted, sauteed, or fried to turn it golden and crispy. Crackers may also be used. The bread is cut out in a geometric shape, commonly a square, although triangles, circles, rectangles, and other shapes may be used. Some caterers use their shapes as a code, so that they can readily distinguish between different options when asked about them by guests. Next comes a thin layer of a spread, which is usually dairy based. A flavored butter or cream cheese is a common choice, with the flavor complementing the next layer, a main focal point such as cheese, meat, or vegetables. Next, the food is topped with a garnish to make it more formal, decorative, and flavorful. Caviar, herbs, scallions, and flavored oils such as truffle oil are common choices of garnish. The flavor of canapés is rarely neutral. Most often, they are made salty or spicy so that they complement the drinks being served with them. They may be served hot or cold, and are intended to be eaten with the fingers from a canapé plate, a small dish which holds each guest's individual appetizers. Large platters of the hors d'oeuvres may be carried around a party or laid out on large buffet tables. A related appetizer is the vol au vent, an hors d'oeuvre made with filled puff pastry. The pastry is shaped almost like a thimble, designed to accommodate a small and flavorful taste of food. It is also garnished, and may be available in a wide assortment of flavors at a large party. Hmm, thought so..... EDIT Crackers LOL Edited March 23, 2015 by laislica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 This is taking lateral thinking a bit to far,in my onion.Forrest Gump has nothing on the OP.Life is like a cheese platter. chewy, smelly, gives you heartburn and keeps you awake at night ? Oh, Behave LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I fear that I shall run out of - exceed my quota of likes..... I cannot believe that anyone could grasp my real meaning and I really thank you all for your input. If there was any way for us oldies who have learned life through sufferring and pain, to say something that might save the young ones from Dumbly following our footsteps, as we also followed - what would we say/do? Maybe next time you could talk about the merits of canapes. and you reason to suggest this is? Canapés are hors d'oeuvres made with a base of bread or crackers, and topped with an assortment of small, usually savory toppings. Typically, they are served before dinner in a drawing room or lounge area, along with an assortment of other appetizers. Most cooks and caterers produce an assortment of options, so that guests can try out numerous different flavors. They may also be used as a standalone food item, in the case of things like receptions for art shows and theatre performances. The word is French, and derived from the Greek konopeion, for a bed or couch with protective mosquito curtains. In French, the word describes curtains in general, and it may have been adopted for the appetizer in a reference to the fact that the bread base is draped or covered with food items. In other Romance languages, such as Spanish, the term refers to a couch, showing how an original word can diverge in meaning widely, even in a related language family. The base of all canapés is some type of bread. Traditionally, they have been made with stale white bread that is toasted, sauteed, or fried to turn it golden and crispy. Crackers may also be used. The bread is cut out in a geometric shape, commonly a square, although triangles, circles, rectangles, and other shapes may be used. Some caterers use their shapes as a code, so that they can readily distinguish between different options when asked about them by guests. Next comes a thin layer of a spread, which is usually dairy based. A flavored butter or cream cheese is a common choice, with the flavor complementing the next layer, a main focal point such as cheese, meat, or vegetables. Next, the food is topped with a garnish to make it more formal, decorative, and flavorful. Caviar, herbs, scallions, and flavored oils such as truffle oil are common choices of garnish. The flavor of canapés is rarely neutral. Most often, they are made salty or spicy so that they complement the drinks being served with them. They may be served hot or cold, and are intended to be eaten with the fingers from a canapé plate, a small dish which holds each guest's individual appetizers. Large platters of the hors d'oeuvres may be carried around a party or laid out on large buffet tables. A related appetizer is the vol au vent, an hors d'oeuvre made with filled puff pastry. The pastry is shaped almost like a thimble, designed to accommodate a small and flavorful taste of food. It is also garnished, and may be available in a wide assortment of flavors at a large party. Hmm, thought so..... EDIT Crackers LOL Wonderfully put old chap.they are de riguer in my drawing room before dinner,i can assure you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I fear that I shall run out of - exceed my quota of likes..... I cannot believe that anyone could grasp my real meaning and I really thank you all for your input. If there was any way for us oldies who have learned life through sufferring and pain, to say something that might save the young ones from Dumbly following our footsteps, as we also followed - what would we say/do? Maybe next time you could talk about the merits of canapes. and you reason to suggest this is? Canapés are hors d'oeuvres made with a base of bread or crackers, and topped with an assortment of small, usually savory toppings. Typically, they are served before dinner in a drawing room or lounge area, along with an assortment of other appetizers. Most cooks and caterers produce an assortment of options, so that guests can try out numerous different flavors. They may also be used as a standalone food item, in the case of things like receptions for art shows and theatre performances. The word is French, and derived from the Greek konopeion, for a bed or couch with protective mosquito curtains. In French, the word describes curtains in general, and it may have been adopted for the appetizer in a reference to the fact that the bread base is draped or covered with food items. In other Romance languages, such as Spanish, the term refers to a couch, showing how an original word can diverge in meaning widely, even in a related language family. The base of all canapés is some type of bread. Traditionally, they have been made with stale white bread that is toasted, sauteed, or fried to turn it golden and crispy. Crackers may also be used. The bread is cut out in a geometric shape, commonly a square, although triangles, circles, rectangles, and other shapes may be used. Some caterers use their shapes as a code, so that they can readily distinguish between different options when asked about them by guests. Next comes a thin layer of a spread, which is usually dairy based. A flavored butter or cream cheese is a common choice, with the flavor complementing the next layer, a main focal point such as cheese, meat, or vegetables. Next, the food is topped with a garnish to make it more formal, decorative, and flavorful. Caviar, herbs, scallions, and flavored oils such as truffle oil are common choices of garnish. The flavor of canapés is rarely neutral. Most often, they are made salty or spicy so that they complement the drinks being served with them. They may be served hot or cold, and are intended to be eaten with the fingers from a canapé plate, a small dish which holds each guest's individual appetizers. Large platters of the hors d'oeuvres may be carried around a party or laid out on large buffet tables. A related appetizer is the vol au vent, an hors d'oeuvre made with filled puff pastry. The pastry is shaped almost like a thimble, designed to accommodate a small and flavorful taste of food. It is also garnished, and may be available in a wide assortment of flavors at a large party. Hmm, thought so..... EDIT Crackers LOL Wonderfully put old chap.they are de riguer in my drawing room before dinner,i can assure you. Please try to think past the hors d'oeuvres! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Life is like a cheesy foreskin. which makes it even more difficult keeping the rats from gnawing on it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 If life is like a cheese salad...then I am a ritz cracker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 n assure you. Please try to think past the hors d'oeuvres! I do try but ,it can be difficult,i will admit that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 If life is like a cheese salad...then I am a ritz cracker... I knew that already! LOL (thank goodness my Missus doesn't read English! so I can play.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 n assure you. Please try to think past the hors d'oeuvres! I do try but ,it can be difficult,i will admit that. Yep-, Understood, I heard that you can be very trying at times LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 n assure you. Please try to think past the hors d'oeuvres! I do try but ,it can be difficult,i will admit that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laislica Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 What the f'in hell, 20 odd posts (most of them mine LOL) And no bloody trolls - only me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 What did Costas buy three 20baht condoms for? 60baht. Goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 What the f'in hell, 20 odd posts (most of them mine LOL) And no bloody trolls - only me? Yes I create ones like that sometimes and eventually some dik comes in and points out that you've posted more times than other...........but you rock, so rock on ??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 What did Costas buy three 20baht condoms for? 60baht. Goodnight. Well past your bedtime with that one.......make sure you sleep for a week, you obviously need it. Annoying avatar btw......you rock ??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) A cheese salad?.....Is there such a thing. Ive heard of salads that have cheese as an ingridient but not just a cheese salad. So if you were to stick heaps of cheese in a salad bowl well.....I think your better off with a platter. And some bread.maybe an assortment of bread. Plus the cheese maybe half a doxen kinds. Plus you dont have to pour dressing all over the place....or try and explain to people that you made a cheese salad. Im pro platter for sure. "A cheese salad?.....Is there such a thing." With a little imagination and armed with the right weapon you can easily turn cheese into a multipurpose adjective. Wherever it can be smeared, sprayed or sculpted ... cheese door knob, cheese hot fudge sundae, cheese sofa cushion, cheese chocolate chip cookies ... even cheese fashion accessories. Edited March 24, 2015 by Suradit69 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 A countryman of mine once wrote.......... "In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what you want, the other is getting it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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