For the Porsche enthusiast...

Really feel sorry for him.

If it was a Maserati I would have understood

Really feel sorry for him.

If it was a Maserati I would have understood

Nothing like a Maserati 1960s to mid 1980s

A rabbit runs around in the forest and falls into a hole. It is too deep for him to get out alone

A fox comes along and the rabbit calls up: "Please dear fox, can you get me out of here?"

The fox thinks "I am not hungry now, but if I let him out, I might catch him another day when I need some food", so he hangs his tail into the hole and the rabbit can climb out.

Days later the fox is unfortunate enough to fall into the hole. This time, the rabbit passes along and the fox says "please, can you get me out, I promise to not ever eat you".

So the rabbit says: "Sure, you helped me so I help you. Let me just run home quickly, get a rope and come back with my Porsche." So he attaches the rope to his Porsche, drops the rope into the hole, the fox holds on to the rope and the rabbit pulls him out.

And what does this story tell us? Those with a long "tail" do not need a Porsche…

Had worse.

Well you know what they say over here Fxxk Toyota

Who is that sneaking away in the background, i could think of a couple of posters....

Looks like he was driving stick.