flyingdoc Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A bs detector would certainly be great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted May 17, 2015 Author Share Posted May 17, 2015 3BB solid line fast internet connection. Paid for time ago. Every month it is promised to be fixed before the end of the month!! There's complaint hotline numbers that apparently are pretty good at helping with customer complaints. Maybe worth giving them a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 in the future everyone will carry a PND (Personal Nuclear Device) as a deterrent towards attack except for Iranians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFerearnk Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Instant freezing is available using liquid Nitrogen,just not cheap. Seriously, how often do you have a warm beer you want to make cold? You can store it cold, and drink it when you want, unlike food that you have to store cold, and heat to eat. How about an electric blanket that keeps you cool rather than warm? Watermattress exist alredy with thermostat. Sometimes I' a little lazy, so if the local shop is sold out of cold beeChang I dont like to take the motocycle or the car out for 2 beers. The opposit of a micro would be intressting then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Yes willy, that is a well known trick, but it really isn't environmentally friendly or practical for larger scale. It takes a lot more than just a blast. It uses quite a lot of gas. A breathalizer installed in a cellphone to test yourself before driving also an app that made it impossible to text or call if you are drunk. So many of my friends have made stupid calls when drunk that either ruined possible relationships or hurt their jobs. My brother has a breathalyser attachment for his phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Yes willy, that is a well known trick, but it really isn't environmentally friendly or practical for larger scale. It takes a lot more than just a blast. It uses quite a lot of gas. A breathalizer installed in a cellphone to test yourself before driving also an app that made it impossible to text or call if you are drunk. So many of my friends have made stupid calls when drunk that either ruined possible relationships or hurt their jobs. My brother has a breathalyser attachment for his phone I should get one of those installed on my phone , I hate it when I make these drunken calls to my ex-wife and give her a piece of my mind, If I gave her anymore I will have no mind left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I need a device that can remove the rubber band from my Thai take-away without cutting it, find the opening in the plastic bags in the fruit & veg section of Makro, and take the wrapper off a Chupa-Chup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Tuft Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I need a device that can remove the rubber band from my Thai take-away without cutting it, find the opening in the plastic bags in the fruit & veg section of Makro, and take the wrapper off a Chupa-Chup. Yep, that ^ Except for the Chupa-Chup Its always a good day when you get the rubber band off on the first go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riceyummm Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Introducing the Pooper Trooper app for smartphones. Getting sick and tired of those "OH SH*T" moments while navigating the modern urban landscape? The Pooper Trooper will: 1. Identify objectionable deposits in your path. 2. Calculate exact exact location to within five centimeters. 3. Sound a warning. 4. Suggest alternate paths to avoid said deposits. Add on in development now will identify specie and, when possible, breed of depositor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Cracking idea! Distract people just as they'r approaching a dog turd in the street.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeichen Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have always wanted a remote control that could turn in any normal movie into porn. Imagine your favorite actress now doing things only in your imagination. I loved the Spartacus series because Xena was fully nude, but unfortunately it wasn't the xena of 20 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Travolta Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 A pair of underpants that can detect whether your next fart is hollow or solid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Genetic medicines which can for example make the body regenerate a new heart or liver. Perfect the engineering of viruses which target cancer cells. Biochemical. Medicines which dissolve away cholesterol deposits on artery walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaldPlumber Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Robot women and possibly, if there's time to develop one, a device capable of opening a can of corned beef without incurring severe lacerations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Tuft Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Genetic medicines which can for example make the body regenerate a new heart or liver. Perfect the engineering of viruses which target cancer cells. Biochemical. Medicines which dissolve away cholesterol deposits on artery walls. Sir! How dare you raise the quality and tone of this discussion up out of the gutter. Shame on you! (Seriously though, yes to all of those. Nicely put) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandyellow Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I'd like to see a magic pill that eliminates greed, corruption, ego, pride, hierarchy, sexual abuse and even murder - and at the same time elevates compassion, caring and empathy in everyone. Trouble is, you'd have to force feed them the damned pill And the inventor of said pill would be murdered for certain. Oh, never mind Sorry to waste your time - again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) Or annoying people 555What about something that eliminates nasty, evil, spiteful and idiotic chins from the face of the planet !Edit to add: Edited May 18, 2015 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I'd like to see a magic pill that eliminates greed, corruption, ego, pride, hierarchy, sexual abuse and even murder - and at the same time elevates compassion, caring and empathy in everyone. Trouble is, you'd have to force feed them the damned pill And the inventor of said pill would be murdered for certain. Oh, never mind Sorry to waste your time - again. No, you're not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted May 18, 2015 Author Share Posted May 18, 2015 Yes willy, that is a well known trick, but it really isn't environmentally friendly or practical for larger scale. It takes a lot more than just a blast. It uses quite a lot of gas. A breathalizer installed in a cellphone to test yourself before driving also an app that made it impossible to text or call if you are drunk. So many of my friends have made stupid calls when drunk that either ruined possible relationships or hurt their jobs. My brother has a breathalyser attachment for his phone Is it accurate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crickets Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 3d printed food. Will not be far away. Candy, pasta, chocolate ect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus Tuft Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 3d printed food. Will not be far away. Candy, pasta, chocolate ect. http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2014-01-28/all-the-food-thats-fit-to-3d-print-from-chocolates-to-pizza http://inhabitat.com/foodini-3d-printer-will-make-all-your-meals-for-you-like-the-star-trek-food-replicator/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) Robot women and possibly, if there's time to develop one, a device capable of opening a can of corned beef without incurring severe lacerations.These robot women, tell me more, do they answer back all the time and protest when it's time to cut the grass? Do they mind if you date 'other' robot women or stay out late with the boys? Do any of their father robots own brewery's ? Do they have flat heads to rest your beer on? So many questions. Edited May 18, 2015 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 A robot butler,i mean have you any idea how hard it is to get a decent Butler these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogandave Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Do they have flat heads to rest your beer on? Wouldn't it shake off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Yeah, a teleporter. UK to Thailand in milliseconds. No need to fly for hours on end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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