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Had a GF once that ate about a dozen chile peppers in one sitting.

We were eating raw oysters at some restaurant on Walking Street & she'd chop a pepper in half with her spoon and put it on the oyster. We both ate a couple dozen oysters.

I stayed with her for about a week. It didn't faze her in the least.

It would have killed me. sick.gif

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Not my wife but I used to work with a Director of Sales from Kalasin who had so many chillis in her somtam you could barely see the pappaya. Shared it with her once and it nearly killed me and I love spicy food. My arse was burning like the Human Torch when I went to the bog...

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I just got some seeds for the hottest chilli pepper in the world, the Carolina reaper, like over 2 millions on the Scoville scale

which Intend to grow in my place in BKK, that should be fun to see how will it go down with my Thai friends.....

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Coming home from work once, my good lady asked me to get some 'tam pla raa for her. Spicy she said. So I got the 'tam lady to throw in a fistful of prik kii nok in. It was a lot, around 15-20 at a guess and it was meant as a sort of prank.

She didnt even flinch. Ate the sodding lot. I tried and thought Id done permanent damage to myself!!

I do love spicy food but Mrs Nik has an asbestos lined digestive tract.

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Coming home from work once, my good lady asked me to get some 'tam pla raa for her. Spicy she said. So I got the 'tam lady to throw in a fistful of prik kii nok in. It was a lot, around 15-20 at a guess and it was meant as a sort of prank.

She didnt even flinch. Ate the sodding lot. I tried and thought Id done permanent damage to myself!!

I do love spicy food but Mrs Nik has an asbestos lined digestive tract.

thumbsup.gif My original story about the GF was before I got married thumbsup.gif . It is quite true though....BEFORE I got married.

My wife of 14 years can eat some scary stuff.

We have a 10 year old daughter hah-sip/hah-sip.

When she was about 5 I thought I'd play a joke on her & douse her ketcup w/ Tabasco as we were eating french fries. Never fazed her.

When she was 7 she could eat som-tam more spicy than her mother.

I told my wife that "All Thai's are half ostrich. You can eat broken glass and like it, if it's spicy enough".

She just smiled & ate another pepper.

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I just got some seeds for the hottest chilli pepper in the world, the Carolina reaper, like over 2 millions on the Scoville scale

which Intend to grow in my place in BKK, that should be fun to see how will it go down with my Thai friends.....

They'll probably eat them like M&M's and say "That all you got?".

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Coming home from work once, my good lady asked me to get some 'tam pla raa for her. Spicy she said. So I got the 'tam lady to throw in a fistful of prik kii nok in. It was a lot, around 15-20 at a guess and it was meant as a sort of prank.

She didnt even flinch. Ate the sodding lot. I tried and thought Id done permanent damage to myself!!

I do love spicy food but Mrs Nik has an asbestos lined digestive tract.

thumbsup.gif My original story about the GF was before I got married thumbsup.gif . It is quite true though....BEFORE I got married.

My wife of 14 years can eat some scary stuff.

We have a 10 year old daughter hah-sip/hah-sip.

When she was about 5 I thought I'd play a joke on her & douse her ketcup w/ Tabasco as we were eating french fries. Never fazed her.

When she was 7 she could eat som-tam more spicy than her mother.

I told my wife that "All Thai's are half ostrich. You can eat broken glass and like it, if it's spicy enough".

She just smiled & ate another pepper.

Aye. My seven yr old's experimenting with chillis now. He's decided that they are indeed good fun and is working at building up a tolerance. Sanuk!!

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Not my wife but I used to work with a Director of Sales from Kalasin who had so many chillis in her somtam you could barely see the pappaya. Shared it with her once and it nearly killed me and I love spicy food. My arse was burning like the Human Torch when I went to the bog...

Human Torch......

In 2001 I made the horrible mistake of eating maybe 2 (if that) raw green peppers with some Isaan sausage for dinner the night before I got on a plane BKK to Chicago. I do love them peppers.

They do not love me back though.

I had a business class seat but never saw much of it. I spent the majority of the 22+ hour trip in the lavatory.

I was a STUPID-BOY!

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As an aside, has anyone ever had that "gone down the wrong hole" feeling when eating spicy food? You know where it goes into your sinuses? That's a real killer, man.

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As an aside, has anyone ever had that "gone down the wrong hole" feeling when eating spicy food? You know where it goes into your sinuses? That's a real killer, man.

I FLIPPING LOVE Tom Yam Kung.

In Kuwait I was extolling its tasty-ness & talked an American friend into trying it... It was from a tiny Thai restaurant where the lady was 100% Thai.

It was barely even spicy....just right for farang taste buds.

He tried to sip it like American chicken noodle soup & it hit the back of his throat in a spray.

He gagged for 20 minutes. cheesy.gifclap2.gif

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The angriest Ive ever seen my wife was when she ordered Tom Kha Kai in Khao Sann Rd. Made for farang tastes it was over sweet and devoid of any spiciness. She was livid!

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I have heard of Khao San road a million times. In & out of Thailand since 1999.

I could not find that place if my life depended on it. NO IDEA where it is.

At the food court one day across from the Sukh. Soi 7 Beer Garden & this British guy started RAISING HELL with a waitress.

I WANT MY FOOD NOT SPICY! LAST TIME I EAT HERE I SHIT FOR 3 DAYS!!!!! NOT SPICY!!!!!!!!!!

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I convinced my wife, who is an excellent cook, to substitute her red chilis in her som tam with my ghost peppers. It's the only time I saw her back away from her own somtam...she was guzzling water (I know, but that's what they do here) and yelling zap zap zap. I did ok until about the fourth bite when I started hiccouphing. We were laughing so hard! Funny thing iis, before I came to Thailand, I couldn't take spicy foods...now I love the stuff.

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I assume many on here have never tried the King Of Thai food, kua kling.

Southern Thai food is the only way to go, even those from Issan cant eat it, too hot, LOL.

Makes me laugh, they bitch and moan about us frang complaing about Durian, then when I order Pat Sator they tell me it stinks, LOL, only in Thailand.

Those Mexican peppers are the way to go.

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My wife some of that super stinky shrimp paste in the fridge & my buddy came over, got plastered & I told him to just sleep at my place, so he did.

He passed out in my recliner chair, woke up and ate the whole tub of that stuff, and was swearing the next day it wasn't him!

His breathe was smelling 97 kinds of bad.

The wife was laughing like hell!

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I convinced my wife, who is an excellent cook, to substitute her red chilis in her som tam with my ghost peppers. It's the only time I saw her back away from her own somtam...she was guzzling water (I know, but that's what they do here) and yelling zap zap zap. I did ok until about the fourth bite when I started hiccouphing. We were laughing so hard! Funny thing iis, before I came to Thailand, I couldn't take spicy foods...now I love the stuff.

I tried to explain to my wife that 500 years ago the Portuguese introduced the pepper to Thailand from Brazil, and that back then, by the way, Thai women went topless.

She got mad with me on both points. She's so cute.

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