I'm starting to grown weary of showing the same flashcards all the time. I have decided that I will be taking a years sabbatical to become a sexpat for a bit. To be honest most of it comes from jealousy. I want money and wimin like a 2 week Pattaya king. How does one become the very best sexpat that they can? I haven't told the wife yet. I hope she does not take it the wrong way.

Well you've completed the first step correctly by posting in the pub forum just masses of dosh should take care of your

other fantasies

I think I'll have to sell the Fortuna...

How will the over weight step daughter feel about this I ask ?

When is the funeral? The wife will make arrangement as she will know the precise date.

How will the over weight step daughter feel about this I ask ?

Lucky for me Berthaporn is a bit dim. She's spent 3 days trying to solve my task of finding a word that rhymes with purple.

How will the over weight step daughter feel about this I ask ?

Lucky for me Berthaporn is a bit dim. She's spent 3 days trying to solve my task of finding a word that rhymes with purple.

Poor lass everyone knows Hirple rhymes with purple.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/hirple

Troll.

Teachers ride second hand honda waves. They don't have fortunas.

rangsit. don't leave the classroom just yet, simply update your flash cards

look for inspiration in your own recent past, teach the students phrases you know only too well -wasted ,wrecked, in the gutter, walking sideways, hungover again, etc, you could even introduce some of your Australian vernacular-a technicolour yawn, pointing percy at the porcelain, or even don't come the raw prawn with me.

use your own illustrious past to inspire your students, let them gaze up at you in awe, mouths agape as yet another Leo and lao khao descend into your gullet in rapid succession.

Given your English language usage I suggest that's a good move on your part, even better on the part of your potential students.

Troll topic.

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