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Debating becoming a sexpat: bored of TEFL


NaRangsit

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I'm starting to grown weary of showing the same flashcards all the time. I have decided that I will be taking a years sabbatical to become a sexpat for a bit. To be honest most of it comes from jealousy. I want money and wimin like a 2 week Pattaya king. How does one become the very best sexpat that they can? I haven't told the wife yet. I hope she does not take it the wrong way.

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rangsit. don't leave the classroom just yet, simply update your flash cards

look for inspiration in your own recent past, teach the students phrases you know only too well -wasted ,wrecked, in the gutter, walking sideways, hungover again, etc, you could even introduce some of your Australian vernacular-a technicolour yawn, pointing percy at the porcelain, or even don't come the raw prawn with me.

use your own illustrious past to inspire your students, let them gaze up at you in awe, mouths agape as yet another Leo and lao khao descend into your gullet in rapid succession.

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