bobmac10 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 So I was reading this thread about Australians committing brazen daylight robbery, then I realised it was about Rugby. What's this one about then? Its about Aussie very quickly becoming the Nigeria of the asia pacific region In your fantasy world perhaps. Nigeria is actually a nice place, I've been there and had a thoroughly good time, wish I could say the same for poor old SA, armed holdup capital of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc46 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 More quality tourism. What more can one expect from a country built off the back of convict labor? Spoken like a true well breed upstanding muppet - Suggest a quick read of the following - just for your education ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions Nice one, but for some even education does not work ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlos11 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Instead of robbing a bank and then only to end up in jail.. there were other ways that he could've done like jumping off the balcony...555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpb1963 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 More quality tourism. What more can one expect from a country built off the back of convict labor? Spoken like a true well breed upstanding muppet - Suggest a quick read of the following - just for your education ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions Well I was wondering how long it would take to get that kind of reaction. Almost a world record. It's called irony Sunshine! I'm from the Land Downunder and we have a sense of humor. It appears you've lost yours. it seems our sense of humour is lost on most i have had several take umbrage already and i joined a week ago lol... why is that it aint that bloody hard to suss whats a crack and what is fair dinkum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Instead of robbing a bank and then only to end up in jail.. there were other ways that he could've done like jumping off the balcony...555 He might end up wishing he had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Last time I went to Australia, at immigration they said "Do you have a criminal record?", I said "I didn't think you still needed one". rat-a-tat-*ching* A bit below the belt - but certainly a good one and worth a laugh .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Last time I went to Australia, at immigration they said "Do you have a criminal record?", I said "I didn't think you still needed one". rat-a-tat-*ching* A bit below the belt - but certainly a good one and worth a laugh .......... Alternatively, "Do you have a criminal record"? "Yes, the Greatest Hits of New Kids On The Block". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 More quality tourism. What more can one expect from a country built off the back of convict labor? Yeah - convicts all from Great Britain where you obviously come from. Mr. indeed. You mean Aussie surely ? as the poster has already clarifed he is a skippy Whats has happened to the Aussie sense of humour ? They are sounding more and more like USers everyday...everything so serious and literal Serious? Why, we laugh at you ozzies everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockatoowho Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Well mate, your a young 23 year old that held a gun that couldn't go bang, but guess what, where your going, there is going to be a lot of banging and you will be the target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Last time I went to Australia, at immigration they said "Do you have a criminal record?", I said "I didn't think you still needed one". rat-a-tat-*ching* I had a pal who landed a six month exchange posting with the Australian Army. Whilst at the High Commission in London sorting out visas he tried the same joke. The official sighed, picked up his papers, said " I'll leave you to think about that", and left. After 60 minutes of my pal sitting in a room with a desk and two chairs, and nothing else, the official returned, sat down and said, "so, do you have a criminal record? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z42 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 So what is the tariff for armed robbery here does anybody know? Must be double digits and leaning more towards 20 years. Either what an absolute clown, for less than 3k GBP too. Mind numbing stupidity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Instead of robbing a bank and then only to end up in jail.. there were other ways that he could've done like jumping off the balcony...555 555? Why do you consider your post funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) 23 year old Ph.D. I guess he is someones girlfriend now. Welcome to hell. Does anyone know if there is a ox or buffalo involved in the case? Section 339 Whoever, commits theft by doing any act of violence or threatening to do any act of violence immediately in order: To facilitate the theft or taking away of the thing; To obtain delivery of the thing; To take hole of the thing; To conceal the commission of such offence; or To escape from arrest, is said to commit robbery, and of five shall be punished with imprisonment to ten years and fined of ten thousand to twenty thousand Baht. If such offence is committed under the circumstances as provided in any subsection of Section 335, or being to commit against the ox, buffalo, mechanical device or machinery of the agriculturist to possess for purpose of carrying on agricultural pursuit, the offender shall be punished with imprisonment of ten to fifteen years and fined of twenty thousand to thirty thousand Baht. Edited October 19, 2015 by NCC1701A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runningfree73 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 "...he decided to bank robbery...wearing a sunglass..." This article is about as bungled as the robbery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icemango Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Here is the young smart fella , what a winner he told police he spent all his money in Nana ? wonder what he did with his return ticket ? must of cashed it in and gave it to his favorite girl there ? Unfortunately for him and his family back home his all over the Aussie media now ? Aussie man charged with robbing Thai bank for plane ticket home Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/10/20/02/33/aust-man-charged-over-thai-bank-robbery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolgeoff Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 you will not need a visa now to stay,well done you done well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) I kind of feel sorry for him. Anyone have a picture without that fetching mask? That wasn't a bad take if he had gotten away. Edited October 19, 2015 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiduncankk Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I kind of feel sorry for him. Anyone have a picture without that fetching mask? That wasn't a bad take if he had gotten away. I kind of feel a bit more sorry for the bank teller he pointed the gun at ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
car720 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 This is what happens when mushrooms are finally allowed into the light. That is why we call him vulnerable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinmaew Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Don't people THINK any more rather then getting all emotional and stuff, what a penalty to pay mate, bloody hell - you are in it now! No more pussy and fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webfact Posted October 19, 2015 Author Share Posted October 19, 2015 Australian held for 'robbing' bank for his flight homeThe NationBANGKOK: -- An Australian national was arrested yesterday after allegedly robbing a bank with a fake gun in Bangkok's Phaya Thai district. He managed to get away away with Bt158,000 after an alleged 12-second hold-up at a Thanachart Bank branch. But was captured shortly after by a couple of good samaritans and a patrolling police officer.The 23-year-old Ice cream shop assistant, Zachary Adrian Cronin, was presented to the press with the cash, a mask, a fake gun and sunglasses. He was then made to re-enact the crime at six locations.Cronin claimed that he has been in Thailand for a month and had spent all the Bt100,000 he had, so he planned to rob the bank so he could buy a ticket home. Apparently he had been scouting the bank two days before the robbery.Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/national/Australian-held-for-robbing-bank-for-his-flight-ho-30271212.html-- The Nation 2015-10-20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 So I was reading this thread about Australians committing brazen daylight robbery, then I realised it was about Rugby. What's this one about then? Its about Aussie very quickly becoming the Nigeria of the asia pacific region In your fantasy world perhaps.Nigeria is actually a nice place, I've been there and had a thoroughly good time, wish I could say the same for poor old SA, armed holdup capital of the world. Actually Ned think your referring to JHB deat boy and it was car hi jackings not banks....if your going to try a witty rebuttal at least try and make it factually correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optad Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Full scale Australian slander permitted in this thread. Feel sorry for him but feel sorrier for his stupidity. Pains me to be reminded they are still out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Well the dipshit aint going to go down in Aussie history along side the likes of the Kelly gang is he..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optad Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 ^^A lot closer to an a poorly spelt obituary than hagiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 young dum and full of cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Paedophiles, Bank Robbers... Guess the time is up for the Thai bashers to take a well earned rest! Give a chance for the 'other team' now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time Traveller Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 you will not need a visa now to stay,well done you done well You're wrong there is actually a visa especially for imprisoned people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebell Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 'All he shouted was "money!"'- now why didn't he go toTV's own Thai language forum and ask for a translation of: "Freeze! This is a hold-up, nobody moves and nobody gets hurt!" first. At the Buffalo bridge branch too. He could have shouted, 'Stick your hands up, you bum.' The bank teller would have smiled and replied, 'Solly I not contortionist.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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