Funny things to say to Thai people

[bookie baitface]

Yang mai mee moa samong always gets a laugh from the taxi drivers,( not yet have drunk brain) chee wee DeeDee (my life is perfect) normally raises a smile, if in a gogo bar. Mai mee dtang for pullying, pom dongkan glap ban chokwow ( have no money for lady, have to go home wank) when people ask where I'm from I say pom maa jak nakom ratchasima ( I'm from isaan) I like to make people laugh, you know any other things I can say to make people laugh? Thanks in advance

Bookie

[bearpolar]

moa, samong, pullying dongkan chokwow -> all words that i cant put to thai

can you use thai letters because your transliteration makes no sense, theres no word in thai that sound close to most of these

[bookie baitface]

I do wish to learn how to write Thai but don't know where to start? Any ideas

[bearpolar]

Study thai instead of learning words from thais that can't speak their own language

[Plotholes]

moa, samong, pullying dongkan chokwow -> all words that i cant put to thai

can you use thai letters because your transliteration makes no sense, theres no word in thai that sound close to most of these

I supposed they would be

เมา (drunk)

สมอง (brain)

ผู้หญิง (female)

ต้องการ (need)

but they aren't like any transliterations I've seen.

[bearpolar]

if he learned from daklings it could be "dtrong bpie" (instead of dong kan) as professional daklings are usualy unable to pronounce that word correctly

[Radar501]

"pom dongkan glap ban chokwow (have to go home wank)"

If that comment gets a few laughs, then the quality of the people you associate with are on the same low level as your humour.

[rgs2001uk]

Try using this sort of language at immigration.

Best stick to lower Suk, and leave this language there.

[bookie baitface]

if he learned from daklings it could be "dtrong bpie" (instead of dong kan) as professional daklings are usualy unable to pronounce that word correctly

dtrong bpie - go straight, dongkan = need

[bearpolar]

that would be dTawgn Gaan Or Dtogn Gaan depending on accent

Though, we shouldnt expect much from someone that still does not know his your and you're.

Also there is no Kortort, you probably meant: ขอโทษ which would be Kawtoht/kawtoot depending on accent

[bookie baitface]

Though, we shouldnt expect much from someone that still does not know his your and

sorry didn't know the spell check police were out in force, do you think I have the time to make sure every letter is correct?

[bearpolar]

your and you're are not spelling mistakes... EVER.

You'd fit better on pattaya addicts forum, filled with people who no self-respect and terrible thai

[bookie baitface]

your and you're are not spelling mistakes... EVER.

You'd fit better on pattaya addicts forum, filled with people who no self-respect and terrible thai

think I will clearly not good enough for this place, sorry

[slipperylobster]

Sounds like mostly bargirl talk.

They may be laughing at you, not the words.

[rak sa_ngop]

Give the guy a break, even if his translitteration is awful. I understood it all and if it gets larfs he has achieved something.

One question in Thai that always bugs me is the 'where have you been' question: Khun pai nai ma / tjao pai sai ma (Laos or Isaan).

My favourite reply is pai dao angkhan ma 'Been to Mars and back' Either gets a laugh or a scowl!

[bearpolar]

That is the difference between humour and assembly line drunken "humour"

[Richard W]

moa, samong, pullying dongkan chokwow -> all words that i cant put to thai

can you use thai letters because your transliteration makes no sense, theres no word in thai that sound close to most of these

I supposed they would be

เมา (drunk)

สมอง (brain)

ผู้หญิง (female)

ต้องการ (need)

but they aren't like any transliterations I've seen.

They look like the slapdash scheme to me, with a couple of typos.

'Chokwow' is an error for Slapdash 'chuckwow' [H]chak[F]waao ชักว่าว.

[namatjira]

Try......mee bun har.....grapow satang glaija mot Laos....which means ...have problem wallet nearly empty

[Maestro]

Removed offensive and off-topic posts.

[nkg]

your and you're are not spelling mistakes... EVER.

You'd fit better on pattaya addicts forum, filled with people who no self-respect and terrible thai

think I will clearly not good enough for this place, sorry

I enjoyed your jokes, pay no attention to some of the miserable sods on here who probably haven't cracked a smile in years.