"I've still got it".

[sipi]

My 62 year old work colleague John had never been to Thailand until 2 weeks ago, when he went to Phuket to get some work done on his teeth. I popped into his office yesterday to see how his holiday went.

"I've still got it. The women loved me, they were all over me. I haven't aged a day since my teens....."

Just quietly, John doesn't still have it, and I doubt he ever did. But at least he came home happy.

[giddyup]

Don't burst his bubble.

A friend of a friend came to Thailand for the first time, took a girl from a bar and spent a week with her in Phuket. At the end of the week she gave him the bill (figuratively) for services rendered. He couldn't believe it, thought she wanted to spend a week with him because she loved him! He was genuinely heartbroken.

[stoneyboy]

Don't burst his bubble.

A friend of a friend came to Thailand for the first time, took a girl from a bar and spent a week with her in Phuket. At the end of the week she gave him the bill (figuratively) for services rendered. He couldn't believe it, thought she wanted to spend a week with him because she loved him! He was genuinely heartbroken.

Should think himself lucky,I know a few guys who are still paying the bill 20 years later.

[colinneil]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Handsum man i take good care you.

[Cypress Hill]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

[rogeroc]

Real man or not i am sure we would all prefer that!

I suggest that it is difficult to find an attractive woman (in every sense of the word) anywhere in the world who is not strongly interested in the man's ability to provide. There is at least an element of honesty about it from the mercenary bar or massage girl

[Gsxrnz]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

'ere we go again.

[WitawatWatawit]

Won't be long before John is an expert on veterinary bills and hospital costs.

[stickylies]

Lol. When my best mate came here first time (pun intended!!!) age 38 he did 3 short times a day?! At home his wife found google searches for STDs on his phone. Tosser said I used his phone. Lol.

Ps. First and last time btw... Self-protection he calls it. 555

Edited January 30, 2016 by stickylies

[Gsxrnz]

Lol. When my best mate came here first time (pun intended!!!) age 38 he did 3 short times a day?! At home his wife found google searches for STDs on his phone. Tosser said I used his phone. Lol.

Ps. First and last time btw... Self-protection he calls it. 555

Great post!

And that's why I have my phone set so only my right thumbprint can open it. I praise the lord every morning I wake up next to the missus and my right thumb is still attached to my hand.

[WitawatWatawit]

Lol. When my best mate came here first time (pun intended!!!) age 38 he did 3 short times a day?! At home his wife found google searches for STDs on his phone. Tosser said I used his phone. Lol.

Ps. First and last time btw... Self-protection he calls it. 555

Great post!

And that's why I have my phone set so only my right thumbprint can open it. I praise the lord every morning I wake up next to the missus and my right thumb is still attached to my hand.

And other things ...

quack, quack

[TuskegeeBen]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

That first sentence was a bit harsh there, CH. Anyway, welcome to Asia, and the reason why I stick with womenfolk from all points East of the Adriatic Sea.

[stickylies]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

That first sentence was a bit harsh there, CH. Anyway, welcome to Asia, and the reason why I stick with womenfolk from all points East of the Adriatic Sea.

Albanian women are great indeed... Slurrrp....

[JAFO]

Funny subject. Got a good laugh. I think we have all met that deluded old guy that thinks those women in/from the "those" areas really find him the Hansum man. I guess in the end its not a bad way to help yourself along. Probably added a few more years to his life at a minimal cash outlay. One thing that has always struck me odd are the guys that said they met a beauty, stunner, etc...Honestly from pics I have seen on forums and video's people have sent me I haven't really seen a beauty at all. But I guess anything in skimpy clothes, wearing 8" heels, slamming back beer like she has hollow leg and spinning on a pole is the "bomb" and the more he drinks the more of a "10" she becomes.. Pretty soon he is with Miss Thailand......

I have a friend who goes to Vegas frequently and he always spends a great deal of time getting lap dances. Same deal. They keep the booze coming and she says or rubs whatever it takes to keep the "Jackson's" flying out of his wallet.

Edited January 31, 2016 by JAFO

[giddyup]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

No one suggested he was here to choose a mate/partner/wife, but just for a holiday. I suppose by inference you are suggesting that you are a "real man"? Only somebody else can be the judge of that.

[sipi]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

No one suggested he was here to choose a mate/partner/wife, but just for a holiday. I suppose by inference you are suggesting that you are a "real man"? Only somebody else can be the judge of that.

He definately only went for a holiday, and to get his teeth done. His farang wife stayed at the resort pool. The compliments were an addition. Edited February 1, 2016 by sipi

[Berkshire]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

No one suggested he was here to choose a mate/partner/wife, but just for a holiday. I suppose by inference you are suggesting that you are a "real man"? Only somebody else can be the judge of that.

He definately only went for a holiday, and to get his teeth done. His farang wife stayed at the resort pool. The compliments were an addition.

Makes you wonder if this could be the beginning to the end of his marriage. If the guy really believes that these young hotties (well, in his mind) are there for the taking, what's to keep him tied to his elderly wife?

[eldragon]

Lol. When my best mate came here first time (pun intended!!!) age 38 he did 3 short times a day?! At home his wife found google searches for STDs on his phone. Tosser said I used his phone. Lol.

Ps. First and last time btw... Self-protection he calls it. 555

I had a friend like this. Went off on his own while the rest of us were at work. Told us he was "meeting" and having intercourse with a different girl every day. After he left, he confessed they were all prostitutes.

[KNJ]

To quote Marx " You are only as old as the woman you feel"

[giddyup]

Makes you wonder if this could be the beginning to the end of his marriage. If the guy really believes that these young hotties (well, in his mind) are there for the taking, what's to keep him tied to his elderly wife?

Love, loyalty? Strange as it may seem, some guys may put that above some cheap pussy.

[thehelmsman]

I stayed one night in Bangkok Suk area. Saw a guy in 60's walking with a young lady on either side. Holding hands...They had on short..shorts. It made me smile because he was in such good spitits. The girls were happy, he was happy.

And, yet so many on here would like to make him feel bad for his choice.

[SoiBiker]

I stayed one night in Bangkok Suk area. Saw a guy in 60's walking with a young lady on either side. Holding hands...They had on short..shorts. It made me smile because he was in such good spitits. The girls were happy, he was happy.

And, yet so many on here would like to make him feel bad for his choice.

It's his money and his soul. He can do what he likes with them.

[giddyup]

I stayed one night in Bangkok Suk area. Saw a guy in 60's walking with a young lady on either side. Holding hands...They had on short..shorts. It made me smile because he was in such good spitits. The girls were happy, he was happy.

And, yet so many on here would like to make him feel bad for his choice.

It's his money and his soul. He can do what he likes with them.

Soul? Show me one.

[BookMan]

Good on old John!

As he gets older, his memories of when he was younger get better, and his fantasy dreams of what a future might hold have only just begun

Soon Sipi, he will be seeking you out, asking questions, oh so innocently, about Thailand and its women

[BookMan]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

Do you have a long list of these you have written up and cut and paste as the situation presents?

[rogeroc]

I stayed one night in Bangkok Suk area. Saw a guy in 60's walking with a young lady on either side. Holding hands...They had on short..shorts. It made me smile because he was in such good spitits. The girls were happy, he was happy.

And, yet so many on here would like to make him feel bad for his choice.

Good point i don't see too many Western couples in their 60's dining or socialising together and smiling. Normally the guy will be being nagged about something completely trivial ! Anyway i guess he wasn't too worried about his immortality.

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[giddyup]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

Do you have a long list of these you have written up and cut and paste as the situation presents?

Poor old CH, so predictable.

[SoiBiker]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

Do you have a long list of these you have written up and cut and paste as the situation presents?

Poor old CH, so predictable.

And the rest of you aren't?

[Cypress Hill]

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

Do you have a long list of these you have written up and cut and paste as the situation presents?

Poor old CH, so predictable.

Me predictable? That sure is rich coming from you.

[thehelmsman]

I stayed one night in Bangkok Suk area. Saw a guy in 60's walking with a young lady on either side. Holding hands...They had on short..shorts. It made me smile because he was in such good spitits. The girls were happy, he was happy.

And, yet so many on here would like to make him feel bad for his choice.

It's his money and his soul. He can do what he likes with them.

You're so predictable, It's gotta get alittle lonely on top of that high mountain of morality.