What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[BritManToo]

'Farang' isn't a racist insult.

[BritManToo]

'Farang' is a racist insult.

[Kenny202]

'Farang' is a racist insult.

you crossed over BritMan! :-)

[HLover]

Parks and attractions should be priced higher for non-thais.

[tukkytuktuk]

She loves my kind heart, she tells me every 2nd of the month, bless her. Then she travels up country to look after her sick mother. Aye, she's grand our lass, we met when I rang the bell down Pattaya way, after I bought her out of the bar, we went on honeymoon at koh Samet. Aye, lad, I nose Wat thee thinking, tight as a wellington boot, but sadly has a tattoo on her rump saying Dave was here 1998. Ah well, she's no mother Teresa, right I'm off tu makro tu buy sum sausages and booze, catch yer later kido.

Edited April 16, 2016 by tukkytuktuk

[BaldPlumber]

I have a thai word transliterated into my username which means I am far superior to you.

[siamcrut]

I do enjoy road trips with a minibus

[siamcrut]

Barking soi dogs don't bite

[tukkytuktuk]

"Nah mate, I'm going back soon, get me a real job, stay out here forever ha, your having a laugh, nah, I'm out, make sum serious money back home. Are you renewing your contract? Well, that's your choice, me, I'm getting out before it's too late."

[anotheruser]

I can say what I like online since there is no legal redress. No one knows who I am or where I live.

I only use of proxy servers and VPN technology and torrents for legal purposes. I would never use any of these to violate copyright laws or circumvent Thai law to watch porn.

[balo]

I have a thai word transliterated into my username which means I am far superior to you.

They are the superior expats in Thailand

[theguyfromanotherforum]

I fit in with locals with my Thai tattoo

[Wilsonandson]

I love the Thai food she cooks me, I love how she makes light of silly arguments, I love how she's so adventurous in the bedroom, I love how she lets me go out and socialize with my mates, I love her grown up personality, I love how she carefully spends my money, I love her shy, well spoken, thoughful, family.

I love her so much!

I'm tea total, don't smoke and of course always faithfully to my darling.

I love the Junta too! ××××

[nikmar]

Im not scared of cockroaches

[transam]

I have a thai word transliterated into my username which means I am far superior to you.

They are the superior expats in Thailand

No, he's back in Scotland..........I fink.....

[i claudius]

I don't have to lie to myself after 25 years I realize that none of us will ever think like a Thai

[theguyfromanotherforum]

Only Thai visit the prostitutes

[Kenny202]

Only Thai visit the prostitutes

hey that's not true! I been hundreds of......oops. what he said

[HLover]

'She looked clean.'

[SoiBiker]

You can do what you like here, and nobody judges you for it.

[HLover]

One shower per day is enough.

[balo]

I'm sweating but I don't smell

[BritManToo]

Respectable Thais call people kee neow.

[HLover]

'I can teach the locals a thing or two.'

[Ace of Pop]

I've lived here for 12 Years.... No you ain't.!!. You have run back home every few months For your welfare giroes or see if a relative has croaked.

[sipi]

If I presede every post with "My friend wants to know..", no-one will know the post is actually about myself.

[sipi]

I have everyone fooled.

[thaiduncankk]

Because my nickname contains the word 'Mega', everyone actually believes I have lots of money.

[eldragon]

"You just don't understand Thai culture."

[SoiBiker]

I'm not a racist, but....