webfact Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Dread Grips Nation as Uranus Enters Astrologically Perilous PositionBy Teeranai CharuvastraStaff ReporterWorshipers pray at Wat Traimit on Sunday.BANGKOK — Prayers were offered and merit made across the country Sunday in a frantic effort by some to ward off any evil influence a planet 2.5 billion kilometers away may have on the nation.As Uranus completes its 84-year journey around the sun, the ice giant arrived Sunday to a portion of the sky designated by Thai astrologers as the Aries zodiac - upon which Thailand’s collective fortune, or duang muang, is widely believed to rest upon.Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1457332339 -- Khaosod English 2016-03-07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKASA Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Uranus enters perilous position? ....... No comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 A consignment of geriatric shoemakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Hmm, a double entendre in the headline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky54 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 84 for the lottery number then, really is there a sillier country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulfsailor Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Yep. Shit happens when Uranus shifts into the wrong positition. Can't argue with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourAces Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) What dose the starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus in search of Kingons Edited March 7, 2016 by FourAces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM07 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Uranus is in a perilous position! Suuuuuuuure, it is! Excuse me, guys! I have to nail a dead cat to my door, to keep Uranus from harming me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) The whole universe revolves around Uranus. Keep it out of perilous positions! "Thai-language media ran apocalyptic analyses by numerous astrologers who said the kingdom is heading toward inevitable doom and chaos because of Uranus." Edited March 7, 2016 by jaywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skildpadden Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Is the thread around their heads connected to a giant tin foil hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 These monks will reap a windfall on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) " An astrological phenomenon commanding far greater interest than the pending astronomical novelty of Wednesday’s solar eclipse, Uranus is causing widespread anxiety. That’s because the last time Uranus entered Aries 84 years ago marked the revolution that overthrew the absolute monarchy. According to Thai astrological schools, Uranus is a harbinger of doom; the name of the planet itself is dao maruet ta yoo, or “Star of Death.” “The shifting of the Star of Death doesn’t happen often,” Phra Phrom Mangalajarn, deputy abbot of Bangkok’s famed Wat Traimit told reporters last week. “The upcoming shift on March 6 will be the first in 84 years from the last time the Star of Death shifted itself in 1932, which was the year of the regime change.” I would extract the urine, but it appears the writer of the report beat us all to it. Edited March 7, 2016 by Bluespunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Is the thread around their heads connected to a giant tin foil hat? I was thinking of puppets on a string dancing to the tune of the nonsense that is astrology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Those are fine copper wires. They are attempting to use their collective brainpower to light a 12V 2W light bulb. Not a glimmer yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) Is the thread around their heads connected to a giant tin foil hat? I was thinking of puppets on a string dancing to the tune of the nonsense that is astrology. I was thinking "idiots". Edited March 7, 2016 by jaywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 "Thai-language media ran apocalyptic analyses by numerous astrologers who said the kingdom is heading toward inevitable doom and chaos because of Uranus." Even better, tell them to lay off the som-tam. That's why there'll be chaos with Uranus. I gotta quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 What's all that about Ur_anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantSpell Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 The kathoy's must have had a serious party... They are the one worshiping Uranus I was told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudhopper Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 I predict that their efforts will be successful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnx Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Uranus enters perilous position? ....... No comment You just can't make something like that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toybits Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 The thread title reminded of this image... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toybits Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Here's another perilous position of Uranus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awayego Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Really guys, you shouldn't mock the afflicted. Well, OK then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Uranus just completed a journey around Pattaya and barely survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aRobotnamedWAR Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Buddhist.... i respect. but i have no idea what thais religion is? its not what buddhas teaching at all, what thias are doing. its more like bramin/voodoo. be carful of the UFO thai temple, its Scientology...for thais. any temple that encourages you to max your credit card for access to heaven..... of to become beautiful.... is a scam. I can prove it too. thanks to some chinese hackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 ...in other news.....'A meteor is hurtling through space on a trajectory.......' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 ....another sure bet....pray against the impossible and have the desired outcome..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Change the dress and we could be watching an ancient Mayan ceremony. Yet it's 2016. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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