Reminder to self: Buy stocks of Reckitt Benckiser, K-Y is going to be in demand.

Is the thread around their heads connected to a giant tin foil hat?

I was thinking of puppets on a string dancing to the tune of the nonsense that is astrology.

Careful what you say about astrology I am a Gemini. You would not like the other side of me.

Jaywalker is correct. My wife told me it was in the news making it seem like the world will end so everyone better get to their temple and pray to Buddha before the apocalypse. I am willing to bet that about 90% or more of Thailand never heard about this until the news spread fears. What sick people. It saddens me to know and see the media play on the gullibility of its own people. Now I understand why my wife went to the temple Sunday

"Thai-language media ran apocalyptic analyses by numerous astrologers who said the kingdom is heading toward inevitable doom and chaos because of Uranus."

Even better, tell them to lay off the som-tam. That's why there'll be chaos with Uranus. I gotta quit!

I wouldn't worry, Uranus's sister planet Uterus always swings by to create an opposite effect.

Some people are concerned but I don't don't think much about it as a whole.

According to Wiki, Uranus has a deadly atmosphere and is so large they had to build a spaceship to photograph it.

Uranus enters perilous position? ....... No comment

Looking for Klingons most likely.

This thread stinks...ur-anus or my-anus...the smell is much the same...I think I will go make some merit as Uranus scares the heck out of me...

Is it Nancy Reagen's revenge?

There should be some embarrassed people who ridiculed the locals when it happens.

Whatever "it" is.

But that would mean it's possible to embarrass TVF posters.

Uranus enters perilous position? ....... No comment

They should make offerings of toilet paper in order to wipe out the Astrological Klingons around Uranus. Sorta like Startrek.

Thank you for praying for us all while Uranus is entering a perilous position.

I appreciate all you are doing.

They've all got their heads up Uranus!

Headline of the year (so far). The journo should get some kind of award.

Though after reading the article I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Actually, the article isn't half as ridiculous as the accompanying photo.

Also, wondering why the perilous position of Uranus will only affect Thailand? Shouldn't all of humanity be in a panic? Ooops. Forgot. Thailand is the center of the Universe.

Is this connected with the story about Ladyboys clashing with tourists on Pattaya Beach Road?

Change the dress and we could be watching an ancient Mayan ceremony. Yet it's 2016.

Welcome to the Stone Age. Complete with a god-king and an accompanying mythology to go along. All approved and promoted by the Ministry of Education.

Was that an accident or a deliberate choice of words, although it doesn't really matter as it is true classic.

Uranus enters perilous position? ....... No comment

You just can't make something like that up.

Only surpassed by titan Uranus.

Some people are concerned but I don't don't think much about it as a whole.

Is whole a typo?

Reminds me of an old Bob Newhart sketch, in which he recounts his exploits as an explorer in Africa.

As we entered the village, there happened to be a total eclipse of the sun, and the afternoon turned dark.

The villagers fell to their knees and pleaded with me to return the sun to their skies.

Which I did.

The whole universe revolves around Uranus. Keep it out of perilous positions!

"Thai-language media ran apocalyptic analyses by numerous astrologers who said the kingdom is heading toward inevitable doom and chaos because of Uranus."

"Thai-language media ran apocalyptic anal-yses by numerous astrologers who said the kingdom is heading toward inevitable doom and chaos because of Uranus."

84 for the lottery number then, really is there a sillier country?

Another moronic line from a Thai-basher - most Thais I know, all Buddhists who go to temple etc regularly, think this stuff is bullshit, and I agree...as I agree that 2.2 billion christians, and especially the 1.2 billion catholics, worshipping ghosts, miracles, virgin births, saints, holy springs, etc is bullshit. Silliness is a trait in many humans, including you and a bunch of other bigoted TV posters

You had an opportunity to rise above the "bigoted TV posters" you so lustfully criticize. Alas.

I agree with your basic premise; silly people, including some followers of religion, are everywhere. Yet, this forum is about Thailand.

I really don't care what happens to Uranus. Now mine, that is a whole different matter.

Crikey that's a 7 free excuse pass for the Government..

"Oh the economy has not recovered because Uranus is playing up again"!

"Local flooding in Bangkok because Uranus is in that influential position"!

"Worse road accident deaths because Uranus is effecting us all"!

Etc, etc, etc,,,

'Uranus is active so is ma's'. John Cooper Clark.

Headline of the year (so far). The journo should get some kind of award.

Though after reading the article I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Actually, the article isn't half as ridiculous as the accompanying photo.

Also, wondering why the perilous position of Uranus will only affect Thailand? Shouldn't all of humanity be in a panic? Ooops. Forgot. Thailand is the center of the Universe.

I was thinking the same thing.

All you fools have been warned! ☺

Was that an accident or a deliberate choice of words, although it doesn't really matter as it is true classic.

Apologies, should have provided a link http://maritimeaccident.org/2009/09/titan-uranus-hoax-solved/

BTW despite link title, NOT a hoax

I wonder if I`ll still have time to bed my neighbour`s wife before disaster strikes?

Surely the PM, the nation's saviour, will step in with Art 44.