guardian Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why does Kayo think he's the self-appointed official TV joker when Lib-yawn-15 's the one for that job ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) Why do I think of loads of things to add to this thread while on the way to / from work, yet can never remember what they are when I get to a computer? Edited December 6, 2006 by dantilley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) Why are cigaretes invented hmmmm... Just do your research and find out the thruth Here a link to get you started: http://healthliteracy.worlded.org/docs/tobacco/index.html Alex Edited December 6, 2006 by AlexLah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why do I think of loads of things to add to this thread while on the way to / from work Why did I just admit to that...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 (edited) Why does "K"ay"O" think he's the self-appointed official TV joker when Lib-yawn-15 's the one for that job ? Then Why (the operative word) did you ask?????????????????? As we already know it??????????????????? Strange things happen on ThaiVisaDotCom Kan not get my head around that one. Beer Troubleshooting Chart SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT:. It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him. SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender, take taxi home. SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth. SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking. SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves. SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air guitar. SYMPTOM: Ugly woman in your sights. FAULT: Insufficient beer intake. ACTION: Up the dosage. SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt. FAULT: You've been walking into things. ACTION: Maintain dosage. SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands. FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts. ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist. SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around. FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride. ACTION: It's too late, you made an ass of yourself. "guardian Why? " Edited December 6, 2006 by Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why is there not another TV pissup party organised so that we can talk and possibly answer all those why questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why is there not another TV pissup party organised so that we can talk and possibly answer all those why questions? And "Why" do you not move your butt to Kan, so then we Kan Khun-verse a little about the above Yours truly, Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Why does Kayo think he's the self-appointed official TV joker when Lib-yawn-15 's the one for that job ? Why should Guardian be careful what he wishes for, for he may just get it ? (imagine kayo quitting the klowning??!!! NEVER!!!!! Nobody would stalk me anymore )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 ACTION: It's too late, you made an ass of yourself. "guardian Why? " Too much for my tiny grey cells to comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 Why did Kan Win add all that above? DanTilley; I couldn't agree more. Why do drivers in this fine land decide to put on their hazard lights/four way flashers when straight on at a set of lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Hello Kan Win, Why you not tell me where to go to have a Kan versation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Why Bambi is not posting here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Why Bambi is not posting here? Why's AlexLah interested in Bambi ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy_bare Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 (edited) Why have i never seen or heard of Turkey eggs, yet there are many turkey about? Edited December 7, 2006 by teddy_bare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Why I never see Turkey Hair? Only Feathers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 Stop klowning around. Birds no have hair, na! Why do restaurant staff pour beer into glasses filling one, and giving a dribble to the other? It's not because they want the customer to order more. They don't care and aren't on comission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 Why does George W. Bush think #1 he's clever and #2 the rest of the world doesn't think he's a <deleted>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 Why has this thread been so quiet recently? Why can't you lot think of anything? No, seriously. Thanks for all the contributions. It was an eye-opener. ps. Why are some many posters horrible to Donz? I think he's funny. Closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why do I not like the new lay-out of TV homepage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why dont people admire perfection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) Why don't people admire perfection? Why was it that when George W. Bush Jr. came to Thailand for the Apec meeting (look at my Avatar, date is there) that when he was supposed to visit Nana Plaza “No Bush” showed up. Covered up agents did however show up.? Why did “Donz” and “Bob Dylan” get a 7 star rating (maybe for ranting) on ThaiVisaDot Com.? Saying that, Why does “Donz” profess to be more handsome then us “Ugly” ones……….? Photo Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is it that I keep thinking about “Tomy” http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?ac...mp;hl=&st=0 from years ago on ThaiVisaDot as I do about “Donz”? Really, shame if “Donz” does do a duet with “Dire Straits” and become a “Dire Rear” and “Out” into the “Back” so to speak. = “Sent to Coventry ”, I believe is the correct terminology, butt then again, I am just a Pole……lacking…………Tinglish………… Yours truly, Kan Win Edited December 13, 2006 by Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why didn't Kan Win reply to my "why"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: 2long, May I rephrase you question: Why is it people cringe to actually liking the Donz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soph Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why did I just click on this thread to read and somehow end up on the Man U thread? Answer that and ill give you a prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (I'm not supposed to answer any Why questions.... ) Why do I know the answer to Soph's question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why didn't Kan Win reply to my "why"? To answer your question on the “Why Fred” it was a joke. Apologies from my heart, BTW , if I did anything wrong. Yours truly, Kan Win P.S. If you Kan not take a joke in the whole contents, as oppose to taking one line out, then better ......................... ???????????????????? Happy Days and Seasonal Greetings “guardian” Yours truly, Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 To answer your question on the “Why Fred” it was a joke. Apologies from my heart, BTW , if I did anything wrong. Yours truly, Kan Win P.S. If you Kan not take a joke in the whole contents, as oppose to taking one line out, then better ......................... ???????????????????? Happy Days and Seasonal Greetings “guardian” Yours truly, Kan Win Hah!!! Gotcha KanWin . You committed a great sin of answering the unanswerable. "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200." Why Kan't you read Kayo's reply above you and get the gist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why is Win probably twatted on Singha right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soph Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (I'm not supposed to answer any Why questions.... ) Why do I know the answer to Soph's question? Okay smart guy if you know the answer to my question, why havent you secretly pm/myspaced me to tell me the answer? Me thinks the rabbits lying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) alright, I wasn't gonna say it, but.. you've broken my heart.... at the time, the "why" thread was two posts above the ManU thread under "view new posts". My name of course, was the "last post by Kayo" You have a subcionscious WANT for Redrus and his name was all over the ManU., Hence instead of going to the last post of the "why" thread, you "accidentally" clicked "last post by Redrus". Cos you fancy him. He makes you horny. You get excited just thinking of him. Drus.. Redrus,... REDrus... redRUS.... see it's a bleedin' waterfall.. (PS: I'll keep tv out of myspace, and myspace out of tv, deal...? Now that you've found me on there, I'm taking that link of my profile here... Otherwise I'll have all the UGLY stalker to deal with over there too... ) Edited December 13, 2006 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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