giddyup Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 It makes him entertaining. How are you doing? Getting enough sleep, because you seem a touch grouchy....flip that mattress! I guess it doesn't take much to entertain some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Is there a hole in the mattress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Don't underestimate your part in it, Giddyup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giddyup Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Don't underestimate your part in it, Giddyup. What, being entertaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Is there a hole in the mattress? Or a lump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Or both??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giddyup Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Goodness, the wit to be found in this post, it's unbelievable. Think I'll have to have lie down on my lumpy, holey mattress until I can get my laughter under control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 If you don't have a sense of humour, what do you have? Life's too short. Tipping the lumpy, holey mattress is depriving you of sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Try to contain your mirth, giddyup. Any sudden addition of water will only add to the weight of your matress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I envy you. The thread I started about the deprivation of dental hygiene in rural Isaan only got 3 replies. If I knew the mattress thing would have been more fun I would have started it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I envy you. The thread I started about the deprivation of dental hygiene in rural Isaan only got 3 replies. If I knew the mattress thing would have been more fun I would have started it myself. Don't lose any sleep over it, sir...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) Edit. Original post deleted. Edited April 2, 2016 by sipi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dick dasterdly Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Hadn't noticed how heavy they are as I'd put it down to age, but the mattresses in the spare room (rental - no bed supplied in the master bedroom - thank god!) are as hard as concrete! Having put a good, king size mattress over the 2 single beds, it's always fun to show visitors just how hard the original mattresses are underneath . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Hadn't noticed how heavy they are as I'd put it down to age, but the mattresses in the spare room (rental - no bed supplied in the master bedroom - thank god!) are as hard as concrete! Having put a good, king size mattress over the 2 single beds, it's always fun to show visitors just how hard the original mattresses are underneath . ....while they look for flaws in the ceiling..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Goodness, the wit to be found in this post, it's unbelievable. Think I'll have to have lie down on my lumpy, holey mattress until I can get my laughter under control. Don't forget to wear that sock on your hand Giddy. Sleep tight ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 If you don't have a sense of humour, what do you have? Life's too short. Tipping the lumpy, holey mattress is depriving you of sleep. He keeps forgetting to wear the sock. Too much hand on snakey time means little shuteye and giddy gets grumpy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 On the positive side giddy, with all that snake time ur biceps will be getting huge and soon you will be tossing around that mattress with no effort whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 The ladies will lub big muscle man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Is there a hole in the mattress? Does it have a name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 I believe the Thais make their mattresses sturdy to support the heavy loads they take. Especially the extra large sized farang authors that flock to Thailand to write kinda novels about imaginary head noises they have. Some of these tourists weigh in excess of several hundred pounds, these guys are REAL fat <deleted>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 The ladies will lub big muscle man. Good quality mattresses, last a life time, Sheila's cum and go.....pun intended 5555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 The ladies will lub big muscle man. Good quality mattresses, last a life time, Sheila's cum and go.....pun intended 5555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Ok, and on a serious note. Our mattress weighs a ton, but the base is really light. It almost seems out of proportion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 bangkokjulia: "Is there a hole in the mattress?" sipi: "Does it have a name?" If giddyup has a hole in his mattress, surely it would be called bj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Why does this character suddenly spring to mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Sounds like giddy bought a Sealy copy mattress . Maybe it was the 99 baht special? Giddy, how much was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Maybe it was free with the 99 baht breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 You would need a good lie down after a 99 baht breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Possibly. I bet giddy is glad this thread kept running......now he has all the answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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