What makes Thai mattresses so damn heavy?

[giddyup]

It makes him entertaining. How are you doing? Getting enough sleep, because you seem a touch grouchy....flip that mattress!

I guess it doesn't take much to entertain some people.

[bangkokjulia]

Is there a hole in the mattress?

[Rob8891]

Don't underestimate your part in it, Giddyup.

[giddyup]

Don't underestimate your part in it, Giddyup.

What, being entertaining?

[sipi]

Is there a hole in the mattress?

Or a lump?

[bangkokjulia]

Or both???

[giddyup]

Goodness, the wit to be found in this post, it's unbelievable. Think I'll have to have lie down on my lumpy, holey mattress until I can get my laughter under control.

[sipi]

[bangkokjulia]

If you don't have a sense of humour, what do you have? Life's too short. Tipping the lumpy, holey mattress is depriving you of sleep.

[Rob8891]

Try to contain your mirth, giddyup. Any sudden addition of water will only add to the weight of your matress.

[sipi]

I envy you. The thread I started about the deprivation of dental hygiene in rural Isaan only got 3 replies.

If I knew the mattress thing would have been more fun I would have started it myself.

[Rob8891]

I envy you. The thread I started about the deprivation of dental hygiene in rural Isaan only got 3 replies.

If I knew the mattress thing would have been more fun I would have started it myself.

Don't lose any sleep over it, sir......

[sipi]

Edit. Original post deleted.

[dick dasterdly]

Hadn't noticed how heavy they are as I'd put it down to age, but the mattresses in the spare room (rental - no bed supplied in the master bedroom - thank god!) are as hard as concrete!

Having put a good, king size mattress over the 2 single beds, it's always fun to show visitors just how hard the original mattresses are underneath .

[Rob8891]

Hadn't noticed how heavy they are as I'd put it down to age, but the mattresses in the spare room (rental - no bed supplied in the master bedroom - thank god!) are as hard as concrete!

Having put a good, king size mattress over the 2 single beds, it's always fun to show visitors just how hard the original mattresses are underneath .

....while they look for flaws in the ceiling.....

[neverdie]

Goodness, the wit to be found in this post, it's unbelievable. Think I'll have to have lie down on my lumpy, holey mattress until I can get my laughter under control.

Don't forget to wear that sock on your hand Giddy.

Sleep tight !

[neverdie]

If you don't have a sense of humour, what do you have? Life's too short. Tipping the lumpy, holey mattress is depriving you of sleep.

He keeps forgetting to wear the sock.

Too much hand on snakey time means little shuteye and giddy gets grumpy.

[neverdie]

On the positive side giddy, with all that snake time ur biceps will be getting huge and soon you will be tossing around that mattress with no effort whatsoever.

[bangkokjulia]

The ladies will lub big muscle man.

[sipi]

Is there a hole in the mattress?

Does it have a name?

[neverdie]

I believe the Thais make their mattresses sturdy to support the heavy loads they take.

Especially the extra large sized farang authors that flock to Thailand to write kinda novels about imaginary head noises they have.

Some of these tourists weigh in excess of several hundred pounds, these guys are REAL fat <deleted>.

[neverdie]

The ladies will lub big muscle man.

Good quality mattresses, last a life time, Sheila's cum and go.....pun intended 5555

[neverdie]

The ladies will lub big muscle man.

Good quality mattresses, last a life time, Sheila's cum and go.....pun intended 5555

[sipi]

Ok, and on a serious note.

Our mattress weighs a ton, but the base is really light. It almost seems out of proportion.

[bangkokjulia]

bangkokjulia:

"Is there a hole in the mattress?"

sipi:

"Does it have a name?"

If giddyup has a hole in his mattress, surely it would be called bj

[sipi]

Why does this character suddenly spring to mind?

[neverdie]

Sounds like giddy bought a Sealy copy mattress .

Maybe it was the 99 baht special?

Giddy, how much was it?

[Rob8891]

Maybe it was free with the 99 baht breakfast?

[bangkokjulia]

You would need a good lie down after a 99 baht breakfast.

[neverdie]

Possibly.

I bet giddy is glad this thread kept running......now he has all the answers.