You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _____________

[pgrahmm]

When you get too close to the CM moat during Songkran....

[Jedsada3]

When your GF's mom cooked for you, you give the left over to the dogs and even the pigeons don't eat it...

[Jedsada3]

When your dogs don't bark anymore when the postman comes...

[Jedsada3]

When you made your 90 days report at 7-eleven...

[lemonjelly]

When you curse another driver, who then stops in front of you, all the doors of his car open, it's off duty RTP and you're going to get a kicking

[Jedsada3]

If you are still in your shelter waiting for the Y2K-bug's clear...

[TuskegeeBen]

Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each...

FYI~ Your wife's "in-laws" are your parents or siblings,

[HLover]

When you walk around with an umbrella open on a clear sky day as a man.

[sensei]

When you walk around with an umbrella open on a clear sky day as a man.

or worse...

Using an umbrella while on a mocy...

[pgrahmm]

When you discover you're in the land of the disappearing ice cube phenomena....

A mug full of ice cubes in your drink & they literally disappear before your eyes....Even with fridge'd drinks - indoors.....

[ardokano]

When you buy Toyota in Thailand

[ardokano]

When you send to unknown man on TV you deep personal information an self photo in PM .

Edited April 13, 2016 by ardokano

[lemonjelly]

When you forget you're a foreigner here

[kayo]

Takeaway meal is still warm despite stopping in the pub for an hour or two...

[nikmar]

When your takeaway meal is moving.

[lemonjelly]

You're worth more when you're dead than alive

[ardokano]

When you come to Thailand...for live

[Fookhaht]

...you've tried to fail a student from a hi-so family.

Time to start sending out your updated resumes.

[Kenny202]

When, usually in a bar, you get talking to one of the ex special services.

That's changed over the years and many contribute to TV. intellectuals speaking 5 languages (that can't spell) and medical professionals are the new "ex CIA" expats

[pgrahmm]

When you're honkin' along about 115-120kph & your wife sees something she wants in the roadside stands....

Happened twice today....

[Kenny202]

When ur wife starts getting addicted to expensive farang food.

[NickJ]

When you find yourself driving real slow on the shoulder against traffic......because your to lazy to make a u turn to get into the Tesco lot.

[Kenny202]

When you find yourself driving real slow on the shoulder against traffic......because your to lazy to make a u turn to get into the Tesco lot.

I did that the other day and thought "what have I become;

:-)

[HLover]

When you come to Thailand...for live

And when you come to Thailand TO live.

[lemonjelly]

When you're sharing a non air conditioner 4x4 meter room in BKK with your new adopted family from Isaan.

Edited April 17, 2016 by lemonjelly

[ardokano]

When you come to Thailand...for live

And when you come to Thailand TO live.

I come to Thailand for visit..

but now I live (hope not long) and yes I am in Trouble

[Kenny202]

When you come to Thailand...for live

And when you come to Thailand TO live.

I come to Thailand for visit..

but now I live (hope not long) and yes I am in Trouble

it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy

[ardokano]

it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy

HA HA

Not ..I am not have problem with p..sy.\

And sure Thailand its last place in Asia i come for this is..

In HK, Japan, Korea more easy get p..sy 25-35 year( i am not f//k children) .

And i prefer korea,china japan style.. not isaan ..

PS

i more in trtrouble than guys come for pussy..

i gambling..

so easy ansver

i am broken... with minus in debit

Come Thailand get back my small investment from friend..

and stay becouse so poor.. go any civilisation coutry in Asia( i need stay near China for some my business)

so no pussy reason..

may be after when I be so older..

and.. i Love Thailand as tourist

[sipi]

You can't remember whether you are at a wedding or a wake.

[Kenny202]

it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy

HA HA

Not ..I am not have problem with p..sy.\

And sure Thailand its last place in Asia i come for this is..

In HK, Japan, Korea more easy get p..sy 25-35 year( i am not f//k children) .

And i prefer korea,china japan style.. not isaan ..

PS

i more in trtrouble than guys come for pussy..

i gambling..

so easy ansver

i am broken... with minus in debit

Come Thailand get back my small investment from friend..

and stay becouse so poor.. go any civilisation coutry in Asia( i need stay near China for some my business)

so no pussy reason..

may be after when I be so older..

and.. i Love Thailand as tourist

You're at stage 2 :-(