Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

You KNOW You're in Trouble in Thailand When _____________

Featured Replies

  • Author

When you get too close to the CM moat during Songkran....

  • Replies 126
  • Views 10.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

When your GF's mom cooked for you, you give the left over to the dogs and even the pigeons don't eat it...

When you curse another driver, who then stops in front of you, all the doors of his car open, it's off duty RTP and you're going to get a kicking

If you are still in your shelter waiting for the Y2K-bug's clear...

Your wife's in-laws turn up at your house with a suitcase each...

FYI~ Your wife's "in-laws" are your parents or siblings,wai.gif

When you walk around with an umbrella open on a clear sky day as a man.

When you walk around with an umbrella open on a clear sky day as a man.

or worse...

Using an umbrella while on a mocy...

  • Author

When you discover you're in the land of the disappearing ice cube phenomena....

A mug full of ice cubes in your drink & they literally disappear before your eyes....Even with fridge'd drinks - indoors.....

When you buy Toyota in Thailand

:)

When you send to unknown man on TV you deep personal information an self photo in PM .

:)

Takeaway meal is still warm despite stopping in the pub for an hour or two...

When you come to Thailand...for livecheesy.gif

...you've tried to fail a student from a hi-so family.

Time to start sending out your updated resumes.

When, usually in a bar, you get talking to one of the ex special services.

That's changed over the years and many contribute to TV. intellectuals speaking 5 languages (that can't spell) and medical professionals are the new "ex CIA" expats
  • Author

When you're honkin' along about 115-120kph & your wife sees something she wants in the roadside stands....

Happened twice today....

When ur wife starts getting addicted to expensive farang food.

When you find yourself driving real slow on the shoulder against traffic......because your to lazy to make a u turn to get into the Tesco lot.

When you find yourself driving real slow on the shoulder against traffic......because your to lazy to make a u turn to get into the Tesco lot.

I did that the other day and thought "what have I become;

:-)

When you come to Thailand...for livecheesy.gif

And when you come to Thailand TO live.

When you're sharing a non air conditioner 4x4 meter room in BKK with your new adopted family from Isaan.

When you come to Thailand...for livecheesy.gif

And when you come to Thailand TO live.

I come to Thailand for visit..

but now I live (hope not long) and yes I am in Troublecheesy.gifthumbsup.gif

When you come to Thailand...for livecheesy.gif

And when you come to Thailand TO live.

I come to Thailand for visit..

but now I live (hope not long) and yes I am in Troublecheesy.gifthumbsup.gif

it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy
it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy

HA HA

Not ..I am not have problem with p..sy.\

And sure Thailand its last place in Asia i come for this is..

In HK, Japan, Korea more easy get p..sy 25-35 year( i am not f//k children)cheesy.gif .

And i prefer korea,china japan style.. not isaanbiggrin.png ..

PS

i more in trtrouble than guys come for pussy..

i gambling..

so easy ansver

i am broken... with minus in debitcheesy.gif

Come Thailand get back my small investment from friend..

and stay becouse so poor.. go any civilisation coutry in Asia( i need stay near China for some my business)

so no pussy reason..

may be after when I be so older..thumbsup.gif

and.. i Love Thailand as touristwink.png

You can't remember whether you are at a wedding or a wake.

it gets easier once you get past the first 4 stages of denial, then finally you admit....I only came here for the pussy

HA HA

Not ..I am not have problem with p..sy.\

And sure Thailand its last place in Asia i come for this is..

In HK, Japan, Korea more easy get p..sy 25-35 year( i am not f//k children)cheesy.gif .

And i prefer korea,china japan style.. not isaanbiggrin.png ..

PS

i more in trtrouble than guys come for pussy..

i gambling..

so easy ansver

i am broken... with minus in debitcheesy.gif

Come Thailand get back my small investment from friend..

and stay becouse so poor.. go any civilisation coutry in Asia( i need stay near China for some my business)

so no pussy reason..

may be after when I be so older..thumbsup.gif

and.. i Love Thailand as touristwink.png

You're at stage 2 :-(

Create an account or sign in to comment

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.