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There was a young blonde lady who was sick and tired of being treated as though she was a dumb blonde so she had her hair dyed brunette.

Things immediately improved. There were no more dumb blonde jokes, people would ask her opinion on weighty matters such as interest rates and world events. Life was good and there to be enjoyed.

Feeling good about the world and herself she went for a drive in the country and happened upon a quintessential scene of a drover moving a mob of sheep along a road.

She stopped her car to take in the beauty of the countryside and the iconic scene set out in front of her. Slowly the mob moved past and the drover rode up to her to pass the time of day as drovers are wont to do.

"G'day. Hows it going?" he said.

"Fabulous" she replied. I do adore all these fluffy animals, they're so gorgeous and playful. Can I please have one?"

"Strewth lady. These are me livin. I can't go just letting one go every time someone says they like one"

"Oh give me a chance. If I can tell you within 30 seconds how many animals there are in the mob would you let me have one?"

"I'm a sportin man and will give a person a chance. OK".

She looked over the mob and in 20 seconds turned back to the drover and said, "354". She had of course counted the legs and divided by 4.

"Bloody hel_l, your spot on. Bets a bet you can have one", he said.

The lady moved out into the mob and seeing a very lively animal grabbed it and went to put it into the back of her car.

The drover seeing this moved over to her and said,

"Seeing how I gave you a chance how about giving me one. If I tell you what colour your hair was before you dyed it brunette, would you let me have my dog back?"

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