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Now look here chaps please stop overcharging people, come into the fold.

Please be good boys from now on ok.

Who dreams up these crazy ideas?

Crazy Thais..........well......hi-so... Thais with lots of scrambled egg on their stupid hats and shoulders.....nobody else matters

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Loan sharks and structured repayments cheesy.gifSeriously???? who on earth writes this shit.? This is the Thai mafia we are talking about not Barclays ferkin bank.These guys dont send letters and then send in the Bailiff,these guys shoot you.I really cannot believe some of the total shit ir read on here.

The next thing we hear will be,the police torturing suspects in degrees.

letter to a late payment.

Dear mr Somchai,it has come to our attention that you have failed to pay last month and this months installment of your mortgage.As we are a company who understands the economy of our beloved country and that you may be suffering some financial problems.To assure you of our personal attention at all times,we would submit our terms again for your perusal.

Section 6.subsection 3A.

if any such lender falls behind by 2 payments of his loan,we shall have no alternative but to visit you at your place of residence,at a time not convenient to you.We will then proceed to rape your wife,break both your legs and eat your children.

Hoping you are well and we hope to hear from you in the near future.

Rapasong Nataporn. Miss.

Dept of late payments.

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Here is an idea: liberalize bank lending policies so that people who REALLY need a loan can get one and lock up the loan sharks!

Everybody wins.

That would only reduce the police and military force by too many members to be workable.

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Is loansharking not an offense?

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Please don't ask leading questions, unless of course you think some attitude adjustment might be beneficial to you.

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Maybe they have both legal and illegal loan sharks in this country ? And the legal ones charge the same interests as the banks ? blink.png

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Loan sharks and structured repayments cheesy.gifSeriously???? who on earth writes this shit.? This is the Thai mafia we are talking about not Barclays ferkin bank.These guys dont send letters and then send in the Bailiff,these guys shoot you.I really cannot believe some of the total shit ir read on here.

The next thing we hear will be,the police torturing suspects in degrees.

letter to a late payment.

Dear mr Somchai,it has come to our attention that you have failed to pay last month and this months installment of your mortgage.As we are a company who understands the economy of our beloved country and that you may be suffering some financial problems.To assure you of our personal attention at all times,we would submit our terms again for your perusal.

Section 6.subsection 3A.

if any such lender falls behind by 2 payments of his loan,we shall have no alternative but to visit you at your place of residence,at a time not convenient to you.We will then proceed to rape your wife,break both your legs and eat your children.

Hoping you are well and we hope to hear from you in the near future.

Rapasong Nataporn. Miss.

Dept of late payments.

And rape the goats.

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It's simple.....bet Manchester to win the next 1,000 games in a row by 10 goals or more. odds are 1 out of a trillion. bet the house!!!!

in USA, scammers get the poor to pay a small amount to apply for the loan. yea, easy money, no loan, time wasted...

and we wonder why crime rates go up?

i imagine being hungry is the worst............then poor...........usually you get both

then a few bad decisions and life changes

we are all close.....

nobody is immune

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Loan sharks and structured repayments cheesy.gifSeriously???? who on earth writes this shit.? This is the Thai mafia we are talking about not Barclays ferkin bank.These guys dont send letters and then send in the Bailiff,these guys shoot you.I really cannot believe some of the total shit ir read on here.

The next thing we hear will be,the police torturing suspects in degrees.

letter to a late payment.

Dear mr Somchai,it has come to our attention that you have failed to pay last month and this months installment of your mortgage.As we are a company who understands the economy of our beloved country and that you may be suffering some financial problems.To assure you of our personal attention at all times,we would submit our terms again for your perusal.

Section 6.subsection 3A.

if any such lender falls behind by 2 payments of his loan,we shall have no alternative but to visit you at your place of residence,at a time not convenient to you.We will then proceed to rape your wife,break both your legs and eat your children.

Hoping you are well and we hope to hear from you in the near future.

Rapasong Nataporn. Miss.

Dept of late payments.

And rape the goats.

For some that's not rape, it's love.

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Hope they include the farang loan sharks who prey on Thais who cannot pay 240% interest. Scum off of the earth. Shall I name him?

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Loan sharks and structured repayments cheesy.gifSeriously???? who on earth writes this shit.? This is the Thai mafia we are talking about not Barclays ferkin bank.These guys dont send letters and then send in the Bailiff,these guys shoot you.I really cannot believe some of the total shit ir read on here.

The next thing we hear will be,the police torturing suspects in degrees.

letter to a late payment.

Dear mr Somchai,it has come to our attention that you have failed to pay last month and this months installment of your mortgage.As we are a company who understands the economy of our beloved country and that you may be suffering some financial problems.To assure you of our personal attention at all times,we would submit our terms again for your perusal.

Section 6.subsection 3A.

if any such lender falls behind by 2 payments of his loan,we shall have no alternative but to visit you at your place of residence,at a time not convenient to you.We will then proceed to rape your wife,break both your legs and eat your children.

Hoping you are well and we hope to hear from you in the near future.

Rapasong Nataporn. Miss.

Dept of late payments.

And rape the goats.

For some that's not rape, it's love.

Please Google donkeys and Colombia. It's normal that boys have their favorite donkeys and some of them still stay with their four legged friend when they're married. Try Vice, but you'll need a strong stomach......

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Loan sharks and structured repayments cheesy.gifSeriously???? who on earth writes this shit.? This is the Thai mafia we are talking about not Barclays ferkin bank.These guys dont send letters and then send in the Bailiff,these guys shoot you.I really cannot believe some of the total shit ir read on here.

The next thing we hear will be,the police torturing suspects in degrees.

letter to a late payment.

Dear mr Somchai,it has come to our attention that you have failed to pay last month and this months installment of your mortgage.As we are a company who understands the economy of our beloved country and that you may be suffering some financial problems.To assure you of our personal attention at all times,we would submit our terms again for your perusal.

Section 6.subsection 3A.

if any such lender falls behind by 2 payments of his loan,we shall have no alternative but to visit you at your place of residence,at a time not convenient to you.We will then proceed to rape your wife,break both your legs and eat your children.

Hoping you are well and we hope to hear from you in the near future.

Rapasong Nataporn. Miss.

Dept of late payments.

I don't know which well established respectable bank you copied this from but you might find you've infringed their copyright. As for the consequences of this........ well I'm sure you can guess.

Apparently you should lock up your goats as well.

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The loan-sharks will be made an offer they can't refuse ... simples ! rolleyes.gif

Take-over Hand Back Join the official banking-system, or else face enforcement of the law, it's crack-down time yet again ! laugh.png

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