using bootleg Palmolive

which isnt soap

it's Victoria beer

water for poms

water for poms

amber p-ss to

Aussies prefer Fosters

Aussies prefer Fosters

irish prefer guiness

a pommy myth

a pommy myth

aussies are lower

and poms crawl

and poms crawl

from the pub

after drinking fosters

after drinking fosters

mines a xxxx

but coopers rules

but coopers rules

i thought women

were wine drinkers

were wine drinkers

not in thailand

and we thought

and we thought

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we could find...

an aussie drinker

an aussie drinker

and kiwi sheerer

oasis behind the

sphinx's asshol_e, where

oasis behind the

sphinx's asshol_e, where

in it's earhole

going south of

going south of

the mississippi river

said the stammering

said the stammering

stuttering stupid dutchman

said the stammering

stuttering stupid dutchman

mouth fulla gouda

with noisy shoes

and a bike