Why is the Chelsea thread turned into the Fantasy League discussion? Oh, wait a minute, I see the connection.

Schalke, Sporting Lisbon, Maribor.

Carry on.

Breaking News from SW6

"Chelsea confirm that Fernando Torres is Milan-bound."

So what else is going on? Cech on the way?

Apparently there's a bloke at Roma that Jose fancies.

Seek and Destroy.

Why is the Chelsea thread turned into the Fantasy League discussion? Oh, wait a minute, I see the connection.

Best wait for longer than a minute matey.

Good luck Nando. At times he has made me scream, but over the past couple of years I can't fault his effort. He just couldn't replicate his form from the Pool. I'm sure it was worse for him that it was for us.

Destro looking to fall through and Remy looking favourite.

Well done agent Nando...your job is complete. 100 million quid in total....yeah, pocket change for the Ruskie I know, but was fun watching!

Anyway, back on topic.....Looks like Costa will be fit so that's a transfer saved

Good luck Nando. At times he has made me scream, but over the past couple of years I can't fault his effort. He just couldn't replicate his form from the Pool. I'm sure it was worse for him that it was for us.

Destro looking to fall through and Remy looking favourite.

Could be very good for Chelsea either way mjj. Remy would be very useful I reckon.

Oldgit might have a view on this.

Ok Fernando, not a problem. Good Luck.

Well done agent Nando...your job is complete. 100 million quid in total....yeah, pocket change for the Ruskie I know, but was fun watching!

Anyway, back on topic.....Looks like Costa will be fit so that's a transfer saved

You appear to lack subtlety. It is slightly reminiscent of that poster from Spurs whose name begins with a C.

Better take some lessons from the small female dog at City.

I would prefer Bony P45. I believe Drogba should stay as a super sub, so our second striker will get more than enough games.

Anyway, back on topic.....Looks like Costa will be fit so that's a transfer saved

I thought he was barely 50% chance of playing, <deleted> I traded him

I would prefer Bony P45. I believe Drogba should stay as a super sub, so our second striker will get more than enough games.

Yeh. Interesting one mjj. Jose would have to personally check Remy's heart, and not leave it to a Harvard University Hospital doctor.

Couldn't be doing with a cock up at this late stage could we.

Interesting fantasy weekend ahead.

Seek and Destroy.

I s Balotelli available for the FFL .reckon he'll get at least 2 on sunday.

^

Personally I would be very happy if Balotelli scored 3.

Quality entertainment.

Transfered my injured Giroud for Balotelli (£10m ,another bargain) & <deleted> off Couthino(for sigurdson) as I reckon Lallana will come in for him on sunday

^

Get reel.

Cost me 4pts tho'

Anyway, back on topic.....Looks like Costa will be fit so that's a transfer saved

I thought he was barely 50% chance of playing, <deleted> I traded him

Holding fire till tomo....can't beat last minute decisions when pissed in Patts

Make my Sunday lunch a treat in a UK pub Mario.

Good luck Nando. At times he has made me scream, but over the past couple of years I can't fault his effort. He just couldn't replicate his form from the Pool. I'm sure it was worse for him that it was for us.

Destro looking to fall through and Remy looking favourite.

Could be very good for Chelsea either way mjj. Remy would be very useful I reckon.

Oldgit might have a view on this.

Ok Fernando, not a problem. Good Luck.

I must admit,I'm not a Remy fan. He looked totally disinterested against Spurs last weekend. And why would we want to sign him when we've got a similar and better player in the ranks? In my opinion,he couldn't lace Andre Schurrle's boots.

Anyway, back on topic.....Looks like Costa will be fit so that's a transfer saved

I thought he was barely 50% chance of playing, <deleted> I traded him

Costa has dropped in price thanks to knee-jerking casuals like your good self

Anyway, back on topic.....Looks like Costa will be fit so that's a transfer saved

I thought he was barely 50% chance of playing, <deleted> I traded him

Costa has dropped in price thanks to knee-jerking casuals like your good self

Nice one, I'll be able to buy him back next week after his 20 minute no goal or assist cameo this evening

Transfered my injured Giroud for Balotelli (£10m ,another bargain) & <deleted> off Couthino(for sigurdson) as I reckon Lallana will come in for him on sunday

Good move that, I've Sturridge so needed to cast a bit further. Got shot of the "injured" Costa and brought in Jovetic. Siggurs as hit the ground running.

^I also have Sturridge ,him ,Lallana & Mario should get me a barrel load of points this weekend with goals & assists

Good luck Nando. At times he has made me scream, but over the past couple of years I can't fault his effort. He just couldn't replicate his form from the Pool. I'm sure it was worse for him that it was for us.

Destro looking to fall through and Remy looking favourite.

Could be very good for Chelsea either way mjj. Remy would be very useful I reckon.

Oldgit might have a view on this.

Ok Fernando, not a problem. Good Luck.

I must admit,I'm not a Remy fan. He looked totally disinterested against Spurs last weekend. And why would we want to sign him when we've got a similar and better player in the ranks? In my opinion,he couldn't lace Andre Schurrle's boots.

Yeh. Good point oldgit. Medical at Harvard University Hospital must have cost Liverpool a few dollars.

Mind you, if it had worked out they probably wouldn't have gone for Balotelli.

90 minutes to go.

Are we ready Jose?

Right. Burnley 0- United 0.

We beat Burnley 3 - 1 at Turf Moor if you remember.

3 goals in 20 minutes.

Carry on.

Well, looks highly likely that Mourinho is going to be putting a white coat and a stethoscope on to check if Remy's heart is in the right place.

He'd better put a rubber glove on as well so he can shove his hand up remys arse just to check his brain's where he last had it! He'll probably find Remys heart in the same place.

He'd better put a rubber glove on as well so he can shove his hand up remys arse just to check his brain's where he last had it! He'll probably find Remys heart in the same place.

Er pardon? I thought Remy was right up for it....joining Liverpool I mean.

Chelsea

13 Courtois

26 Terry

24 Cahill

02 Ivanovic

28 Azpilicueta

07 Ramires

21 Matic

04 Fàbregas

10 Hazard

22 Willian

19 Diego Costa

Substitutes

01 Cech

03 Filipe Luis

05 Zouma

11 Drogba

12 Mikel

14 Schürrle

17 Salah