For Beatles Fans

[Ulysses G.]

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are

facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her

false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife

Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over

the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier

briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will

need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a

relationship like this"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider

going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her

Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the

marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an

agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand

on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have

been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her

leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause.

"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at

night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that

Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for

Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were

all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the

river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has

left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her

shoe.

[gpt]

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...=Paul+McCartney

Not funny the first time.

[Tornado]

I thought it was funny Georgie!

[Tywais]

First not Thai related except can be in the jokes section, 2nd already in the jokes section.

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