Referendum voter list now monkey-resistant

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Referendum voter list now monkey-resistant
By Teeranai Charuvastra, Staff Reporter


Election officials on Monday treat monkeys to a free meal of fruit and vegetables at Wat Hat Mun Krabua in Pichit

BANGKOK — Should a gang of monkeys return to terrorize a Pichit provincial polling station a second time, they’ll need thumbs to get at the pink voter lists after the fragile documents were moved into a glass enclosure.

At least that’s the hope of elections officials who, after Sunday’s incident in which more than 100 macaques stormed a temple polling place and damaged the posted documents, moved replacement documents into a locked cabinet.

Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/culture/weirdwonderful/2016/07/26/referendum-voter-list-now-monkey-resistant/

-- Khaosod English 2016-07-26

[worgeordie]

But what about 8 year old Girls.

regards Worgeordie

[rkidlad]

This is great news. All those sleepless nights worrying about another monkey attack and a spoiled referendum.

Now, how long should we incarcerate those 8 year olds?

[Reigntax]

Wouldnt making them monkey resistant be a "No" vote?

[canuckamuck]

Monkeys have thumbs.

[HooHaa]

indeed but they dont use them to show approval on facebook

[anon467848]

I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school...

[tifino]

I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school...

but they have tails, therefore able to 'wag' school

[Rorri]

I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school...

There were no monkeys point at the ring leader, unlike thais, monkeys don't dob in their mates.

[Basil B]

I presume they are talking about the ones that live in trees?

[chainarong]

The Junta has been monkeying around since they took power , so a couple of supporters wants to place an early vote , you'd think they'd be more obliging, then again the versatile section 44 probably covers monkey's.........................................

[PatOngo]

Referendum voter list now monkey-resistant.......not for these dubai trained monkey insurgents.

[waldroj]

"...Referendum voter list now "monkey-resistant..."!

What, only monkey-resistant, and not monkey-proof?

Let's see what the Macaque vandals think about this latest attempt to thwart anything that upsets the Referendum outcome?

By the way, the election officials should stop monkeying around, and realise that these guys are quite selective when it comes to accepting what they're fed.

I suspect the junta are starting to think the Election Commission are a pack of monkeys for choosing Hanuman as the official mascot for the Referendum.

[Artisi]

This is great news. All those sleepless nights worrying about another monkey attack and a spoiled referendum.

Now, how long should we incarcerate those 8 year olds?

They should get life - with the usual let out early for being good kiddies.

Can't have potential rebels running rampant in the Kingdom, bloody hell - never know what they might get up to, they might become politicians, military or even worse join the BIB.

[Artisi]

I hope the police arrested the monkey ring leader and sent him to attitude adjustment school...

or coconut harvesting school, teach them a useful skill.

[Rayk]

Even the monkeys are against the referendum.

[jerojero]

Bhaahaa......Haha....ha!

[alant]

Even the monkeys are against the referendum.

But will the monkey be charged like the 8 year old girls?

[Emster23]

I foresee difficulties if army personnel need to update list....