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Abu al-Zarqawi died.

George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across

the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped

conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You

wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why

I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled

"It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the

Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and

66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi

wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for

you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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