libya 115 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Two cannibals were eating their lunch, one says to the other - "does this clown taste funny to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 so when you gunna post a funny joke? inquiring minds want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamphun Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Something to do with Kayo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I'm starting to lose trust in you, mr crowely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 he really has to get another joke book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 It's not funny it's crap. Your getting to be like the boy who called wolf. That's funny. This is funny and it's still crap. What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend? He dumped her. See what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Actually, this is his funniest joke so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 (edited) Mummy, I hate Grandpa ! Well just push him to the side of the plate and eat your greens.......... Sorry ! Edited November 30, 2006 by johnh101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libya 115 Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 Two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "O.K. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet." So they begin their tasty feast. After a little while, one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball." "Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Two cannibals were eating their lunch, one says to the other - "does this clown taste funny to you?" A classic Tommy Cooper one liner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Two cannibals were eating their lunch, one says to the other - "does this clown taste funny to you?" A classic Tommy Cooper one liner A classic when delivered by Tommy Cooper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 (edited) Two cannibals were eating their lunch, one says to the other - "does this clown taste funny to you?" A classic Tommy Cooper one liner A classic when delivered by Tommy Cooper! It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. Tommy Cooper Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. Tommy Cooper Edited November 30, 2006 by chuchok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I'm sorry, but i just don't get the "this is the best joke......" crap. Because i just don't think they are. My keyboard is dry my eyes are dry my bottom does not have bruises from falling off chairs my neighbours have not complained of the cackling laughter at wee small hours of the morning Bring back Alvino or I shall start putting my jokes on here and then you will all suffer. Nuf said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 I'm sorry, but i just don't get the "this is the best joke......" crap. Because i just don't think they are.My keyboard is dry my eyes are dry my bottom does not have bruises from falling off chairs my neighbours have not complained of the cackling laughter at wee small hours of the morning Bring back Alvino or I shall start putting my jokes on here and then you will all suffer. Nuf said. Go on Catwoman, have a go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Mummy, I hate Grandpa !Well just push him to the side of the plate and eat your greens.......... Sorry ! could be also, mummy, I hate dad's guts or mummy, daddies going out well pour some more kero on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Two cannibals were eating their lunch, one says to the other - "does this clown taste funny to you?" Not only is it crap... But this Wabbit wesents it! It's not funny it's crap. Your getting to be like the boy who called wolf. That's funny.This is funny and it's still crap. What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend? He dumped her. See what I mean? Now that's funny! Two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "O.K. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet."So they begin their tasty feast. After a little while, one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball." "Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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