A Stupid Question Deserves An Appropriate Answer....

[Little Black Duck]

I was in Coles buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,

but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward

with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works

is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two

every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically

everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,

particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

[In the Rai!]

I was in Coles buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,

but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward

with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works

is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two

every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically

everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,

particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

batta boom .... I didnt see that coming

[Pink Mist]

I was in Coles buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,

but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward

with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works

is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two

every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so

I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically

everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,

particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

2 pommy drunks come out of a pub and see a dog licking his balls

1 drunk says "gees wish I could do that"

other one says " you better pat him first, make sure he's tame"

[In the Rai!]

2 pommy drunks come out of a pub and see a dog licking his balls

1 drunk says "gees wish I could do that"

other one says " you better pat him first, make sure he's tame"

[thaigerd]

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Thank You!!!!!

[guardian]

[Crossy]

2 pommy drunks come out of a pub and see a dog licking his balls

1 drunk says "gees wish I could do that"

other one says " you better pat him first, make sure he's tame"

"Give him a biscuit and he'll let you".

[suegha]

2 pommy drunks come out of a pub and see a dog licking his balls

1 drunk says "gees wish I could do that"

other one says " you better pat him first, make sure he's tame"

"Give him a biscuit and he'll let you".

This is the version I heard.

"If you give him a dog biscuit, I’m sure he’ll let you!"

[Pink Mist]

2 pommy drunks come out of a pub and see a dog licking his balls

1 drunk says "gees wish I could do that"

other one says " you better pat him first, make sure he's tame"

"Give him a biscuit and he'll let you".

This is the version I heard.

"If you give him a dog biscuit, I’m sure he’ll let you!"

maybe mine's the Yorkie version