NoshowJones Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 43 minutes ago, bannork said: I love my house, pick-up, Honda Wave motorbike, wife's farm, furniture etc too but believe me it all looks so much more beautiful and rosy after 7.00 pm and a couple of drinks. All the things you mention and more look very beautiful to me at any time of the day or night without any drinks. Mrs Possum also looks beautiful to me all the time without any drinks, what about Mrs Bannork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 1 minute ago, possum1931 said: All the things you mention and more look very beautiful to me at any time of the day or night without any drinks. Mrs Possum also looks beautiful to me all the time without any drinks, what about Mrs Bannork? Mrs Bannork is stunning when she smiles, 32 gleaming dazzling teeth and scarcely a wrinkle. However when she frowns it's another story. I usually go to the farm at that point. Possum as someone who has never drunk you're not really in a position to compare. I urge you to go on a test run. Start slowly with a couple of Leos building up your tolerance and then progress to beer Singha and a couple of glasses of Regency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 1 hour ago, bannork said: I love my house, pick-up, Honda Wave motorbike, wife's farm, furniture etc too but believe me it all looks so much more beautiful and rosy after 7.00 pm and a couple of drinks. All the things you mention and more look very beautiful to me at any time of the day or night without any drinks. Mrs Possum also looks beautiful to me all the time without any drinks, what about Mrs Bannork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 32 minutes ago, bannork said: Mrs Bannork is stunning when she smiles, 32 gleaming dazzling teeth and scarcely a wrinkle. However when she frowns it's another story. I usually go to the farm at that point. Possum as someone who has never drunk you're not really in a position to compare. I urge you to go on a test run. Start slowly with a couple of Leos building up your tolerance and then progress to beer Singha and a couple of glasses of Regency. People have tried to get me to drink alcohol all my adult life without success, the stuff smells revolting to me, so no chance of a test run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 1 minute ago, possum1931 said: All the things you mention and more look very beautiful to me at any time of the day or night without any drinks. Mrs Possum also looks beautiful to me all the time without any drinks, what about Mrs Bannork? Poss ol' chum, whether I have a beer or not Mrs.Trans always looks the same to me....Am sure we all appreciate how you live your life having never indulged in a beer, but you must remember most of the first world guys and gals like a beer when out with friends, we like the appropriate glass of wine to compliment a dinner, we like a glass of Champers to toast newly weds...The list goes on matey.. What I am saying is we out here are not all drunks...We enjoy our lives and things that have evolved over the centuries to bring a smile.. Me, a glass of Port with a slab of Cheshire cheese is my heaven, and of course Mrs.Trans will always still look the same..... PS..As you have NEVER indulged in a tipple I am afraid you cannot comment on those who have for the simple reason that you haven't experienced a beer or anifink chum....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, transam said: Poss ol' chum, whether I have a beer or not Mrs.Trans always looks the same to me....Am sure we all appreciate how you live your life having never indulged in a beer, but you must remember most of the first world guys and gals like a beer when out with friends, we like the appropriate glass of wine to compliment a dinner, we like a glass of Champers to toast newly weds...The list goes on matey.. What I am saying is we out here are not all drunks...We enjoy our lives and things that have evolved over the centuries to bring a smile.. Me, a glass of Port with a slab of Cheshire cheese is my heaven, and of course Mrs.Trans will always still look the same..... PS..As you have NEVER indulged in a tipple I am afraid you cannot comment on those who have for the simple reason that you haven't experienced a beer or anifink chum....... Yes Trans, I agree that most Farangs are not drunks. Of my local friends, none of them could be classed as drunks. I think you know that I do not mind being in the company of people having a social drink, but if they start getting drunk and abusive towards me, then they had better watch out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeahSiam Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Anyone who, upon meeting me for the first time, feels comfortable enough to lasciviously discuss the sordid details of any number of trysts with an assortment of hookers the night before. As if I'm supposed to be titillated or envious that he was able to hand a semi-decomposed meth-whore the equivalent of GBP20. "I can't help it, mate. They just love me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 When I walk down the street people run in all directions to avoid me. Ok, I am an ugly bastard with a head like a brick and 666 tattooed across my forehead; but I am a harmless ugly bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid thunder Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 16 hours ago, Pdaz said: Anyone from Nigeria Particularly the dodgy ones who hang about on Sukhumvit trying to engage me to sell me drugs. I've nothing against drugs per se just that I don't want anything to do with that mob. Oh, and people that whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiwrath Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Anyone with their eyes glued to a smartphone/device all day. I quite enjoy the art of conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villagefarang Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 hours ago, possum1931 said: Can't take a joke, maybe you should give this forum a miss. I am not sure your sense of humor is any better than your grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, villagefarang said: I am not sure your sense of humor is any better than your grammar. It looks like you are not an English native speaker, not to worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 5 hours ago, possum1931 said: Only Nigeria?? What about people from Yorkshire? People from Yorkshire just want to keep their own money. People from Nigeria want to keep their own money and yours as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 39 minutes ago, possum1931 said: It looks like you are not an English native speaker, not to worry. This looks like it's developing into more than the 5 minute argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, bannork said: Mrs Bannork is stunning when she smiles, 32 gleaming dazzling teeth and scarcely a wrinkle. However when she frowns it's another story. I usually go to the farm at that point. Possum as someone who has never drunk you're not really in a position to compare. I urge you to go on a test run. "Start slowly with a couple of Leos building up your tolerance and then progress to beer" Singha and a couple of glasses of Regency. Have to admit B, when I first read this, (the way your post was originally laid out) I only read the bold text above and nearly choked on my coffee (Yep, I put in the exclamation marks for effect). Anyway, your method of a 'test run' gave me flashbacks to when I was 14yo and, changing the brand names was similar to how I started my 25 year party that followed. Even though I do have a medical condition that possibly could react to alcohol, it was not the reason why I stopped. When I did stop, I opened a bar (that ran for almost 13 years) so if there ever was a lapse on my part, all I needed to do was look at the customers to reinforce one of the reasons I decided to stop in the first place...................... When I was drinking, I too believed not to trust anyone that didn't drink (truthfully). But having been dry for almost 18 years now, and trusted myself throughout, I would find myself to be a bit of a hypocrite to still believe that. Oh, and don't get me wrong, there would have been only a few things that I would have changed throughout my 25 year party, fully, fully enjoyed 95% of it. And I have nothing against 95% of people who drink, whether sociably or to excess, it is their lives. The 5% that I do take exception to, IMO, shouldn't have been allowed to travel in the first place without a police escort. Edited November 26, 2016 by chrisinth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 People who strike me as being very similar to myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobsworth Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 i am amazed that none of you seem to be aware of the vast operation being conducted by ICE against white people in the thailand. have you never noticed the many little groups of middle aged australian ladies pretending to be tourists and clutching their mobile telephones while they take photos of the suspicious white people. they are on the beach, in the restaurants, in the bars and outside the hotels. often they will be accompanied by a child or two from an orphanage or a thai lady ex bar girl. the lurkers on this forum will certainly know what i am talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Black guys flashing their pearly whites that say "And how are you today sir" Run!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 1 minute ago, jobsworth said: i am amazed that none of you seem to be aware of the vast operation being conducted by ICE against white people in the thailand. have you never noticed the many little groups of middle aged australian ladies pretending to be tourists and clutching their mobile telephones while they take photos of the suspicious white people. they are on the beach, in the restaurants, in the bars and outside the hotels. often they will be accompanied by a child or two from an orphanage or a thai lady ex bar girl. the lurkers on this forum will certainly know what i am talking about. No I have not I guess we live a sheltered life up here in Chiang Mai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooo Upto Me Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 TVF Members. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 14 minutes ago, jobsworth said: i am amazed that none of you seem to be aware of the vast operation being conducted by ICE against white people in the thailand. have you never noticed the many little groups of middle aged australian ladies pretending to be tourists and clutching their mobile telephones while they take photos of the suspicious white people. they are on the beach, in the restaurants, in the bars and outside the hotels. often they will be accompanied by a child or two from an orphanage or a thai lady ex bar girl. the lurkers on this forum will certainly know what i am talking about. This poster is either definitely in need of a drink or needs to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Nigerians who claim to be princess's or finance directors. People who work for the UN or the World Bank, who want to give you money. Unemployed people who claim to be retired. Eccentric company directors. People with double or triple surnames. Those who were racing drivers a long time ago. People who are obsessed with the stock market. Those who wear their underpants over their jeans and claim to have superhuman powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSJPC Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I learned long ago to never trust a man who shaves his head!...t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSJPC Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 they are invariably alcoholic, druggy or some mental unbalance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Just now, DSJPC said: I learned long ago to never trust a man who shaves his head!...t and women with shaven heads can be equally dangerous ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, DSJPC said: I learned long ago to never trust a man who shaves his head!...t Andrew Biggs is a prime example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackh Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Muslims, burkkas, south Africanblacks, tattooed people, westerners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 People with prejudices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebonykap Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Dark skinned gentlemen with this strange rag thingy on their heads and funny accents telling me "Today you are lucky, do you want to know why?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawrenceN Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Tuk-tuk drivers. They're pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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