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Dhammachayo given ultimatum to turn in to police before midnight today


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2 hours ago, Caveat Emptor said:

If Chalerm was involved he'd know and could give the initials of the location.

This is so funny. Last time Chalerm was in the government my wife and I laughed at him all the time. He always knew everything but couldn't say, or he would give initials. 

Great post. Thanks for the laugh.

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the police will take further step in accordance with the law to enforce the law

"For we are the police,

And this is what we do:

We will enforce the law (as we interpret it)

Until it is enforceable no more (because we will be tired),

Then we will take a further step (which is still a mystery to us)

In accordance with the law (since that sounds like what other countries do)

To enforce the law (as we see fit)" 

 

 

Hey, look, it's a poem! :wai:

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This situation concerning the naughty abbott is a bit like something John Cleese once said in relation to another matter.

 

" The BIB are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events at Wat Dhammakaya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The BIB have not been "A Bit Cross" since the the Vietnamese incident in 1979 when the cheeky buggers crossed the line on the Thai-Cambodian border.  Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the BIB issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1547, when threatened by those damned Burmese troublemakers. "

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So they said if he doesn't turn himself in, they will take action against the abbot. 

Why not just go and arrest him? They could if they really wanted to. They have a warrant. 

It has nothing to do with the abbot. 

Make a move. Stop talking. 

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Hey, Dhammachayo!

This time, we mean it!

We really really mean it!

If you are not out here by Midnight some random day in 2026, the statute will expire, so hurry up!

Please... oh please!!!???

Please come out!

We have cookieees!

Mmmmm, they're yummy! etc etc etc forever....

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BREAKING NEWS:  POLICE DISCOVER UFO IN COUNTY CORK

 

Irish police are investigating the arrival of a UFO with a Thai license plate in County Cork. A little old man in orange robes was found inside with handfuls of foreign money. Unable to communicate with the foreign man, police called in an interpreter who was able to conclude that the man had arrived without a visa and was working without a work permit. 

irish police.jpg

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5 minutes ago, Sunderland said:



BREAKING NEWS:  POLICE DISCOVER UFO IN COUNTY CORK

 

Irish police are investigating the arrival of a UFO with a Thai license plate in County Cork. A little old man in orange robes was found inside with handfuls of foreign money. Unable to communicate with the foreign man, police called in an interpreter who was able to conclude that the man had arrived without a visa and was working without a work permit. 

irish police.jpg

 

5 minutes ago, Sunderland said:



BREAKING NEWS:  POLICE DISCOVER UFO IN COUNTY CORK

 

Irish police are investigating the arrival of a UFO with a Thai license plate in County Cork. A little old man in orange robes was found inside with handfuls of foreign money. Unable to communicate with the foreign man, police called in an interpreter who was able to conclude that the man had arrived without a visa and was working without a work permit. 

irish police.jpg

Is it true?

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