onemorechang Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, Thaiwrath said: He gets my nomination for the 'quality tourist of the month' award for February. A hard act to beat. Come on there is still a few days life. Norwegians / Swedes and good old faithful Australians have still got time the play there Trump cards yet. but Brits are on top so far. Ps Maybe we should start a Pattaya Tv bad Boy monthly league competition, how can we do this ? what you think ? Edited February 19, 2017 by onemorechang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Real Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) 49 minutes ago, smotherb said: Yeah, they should have used a condom. Yep! It´s now confirmed. Repeated unprotected sex with ladyboys in a wide variety, may produce a negative effect. Known cases: Drowsiness creating walking down a stair almost impossible Over the top drinking until a stage of uncontrolled rage and the wish to fight appears In some rare occasions it has also been reported that both hands are useless, which have been resulting in the head hitting the street with uncontrollable force. If you see any of these sympthoms on your drinking neighbour out in the town, please dial a taxi home to protect yourself. There is nothing you possibly can do to help. This is a chronic condition. Edited February 19, 2017 by Get Real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish monger Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Even pedophiles have a habit of falling down stairs...Especially while in police custody...Get it...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Thaiwrath said: 3am is Sleep O'clock. Being judgemental! this clown should have been sleeping about 5 hours earlier than 03:00am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docshock13 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Instant tosser. Just add alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 25 minutes ago, Get Real said: Yep! It´s now confirmed. Repeated unprotected sex with ladyboys in a wide variety, may produce a negative effect. Known cases: Drowsiness creating walking down a stair almost impossible Over the top drinking until a stage of uncontrolled rage and the wish to fight appears In some rare occasions it has also been reported that both hands are useless, which have been resulting in the head hitting the street with uncontrollable force. If you see any of these sympthoms on your drinking neighbour out in the town, please dial a taxi home to protect yourself. There is nothing you possibly can do to help. This is a chronic condition. Close, but no cigar. I was referring to sungod's comment, "I blame it on the parents :)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 It is now 36 hours since events unfolded in North Pattaya. Do we have any further details? How about some hospital bed, arm-in-a-cast photos plus the obligatory GoFundMe I don't have any insurance tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 42 minutes ago, AGareth2 said: ah the family friendly destination How do you blame the destination? Might as well blame the beer or whisky, or the bar for selling it. Don't you see it's the fault of the ignoramous who did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Conclusion its better being wacked with the shoe in the face than dealing with a mob of taxidrivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farcanell Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, smotherb said: What, you don't think that's is a good story when you're the bouncer in an upstairs bar? I'd say he got the alleged fight he was looking for, even if it was with the steps. I was looking for the stairs while watching the video, as we all know that a decent fall down a staircase can indeed kill.... but I only noticed the three step entrance in the area of his final resting place maybe I missed the real stairs.... never been there myself... patts locals, stairs or no stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jippytum Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Next time he bar fines a man in a frock he should pick a sturdy one that can double as a bodyguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farcanell Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, retarius said: Makes you ashamed to be from Britain. Thas right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, farcanell said: I was looking for the stairs while watching the video, as we all know that a decent fall down a staircase can indeed kill.... but I only noticed the three step entrance in the area of his final resting place maybe I missed the real stairs.... never been there myself... patts locals, stairs or no stairs? Me either, maybe just the entrance steps; well if he was thrown down the three steps enough times . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 It's the time honored tradition of quality British tourists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Cannot make this stuff up !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Okay i figured it out these UK problems in Thailand.In their own country pubs have to close Very early so they start drinking early and go home drunk at one o clock midnigjt .Then in Thailand they do the same thing but continue drinking much longer for the whole night and problems pop up.Solution maybe close all bars earlier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcfish Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Why is a drunken bum even making the news? If they reported every drunk falling over in oz or Britain the news papers would run to several hundred pages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LannaGuy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 "Employees of the pub said he fell down the stairs" and as we know Thais don't lie that's what happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Thaiwrath said: 3am is Sleep O'clock. Me to and its great to wake up in the morning with no cuts, bruises or broken bones. I do not frequent these establishments and have no desire to do so. If I crave action I can always haul out my old Hulk Hogan videos and have a side order of popcorn. Love you Hulk but change your mind about going back in the ring. We are now the stuff that memories are made of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LannaGuy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 hour ago, retarius said: Another classy sort of tourist that Thailand needs to attract. I'm glad to see he got his comeuppance, whether he did fall down the stairs or had a fight. Makes you ashamed to be from Britain. let's say for arguments sake he DID fall down the stairs - why is that his 'comeuppance'? for what? now TVF posters gloat when a tourist has an accident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemorechang Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, sungod said: I blame it on the parents :) They were sill sitting at the bar ordering more , when junior, got his slap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 A troll/ slur post has been removed and two replies that quoted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGareth2 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 the amount of blood could come from a scalp wound don't go for the stairs theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim walker Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 time for thailand to do a Donald and bar all Brit football hooligans from entering the country that would stop all the violence in thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickeem Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 At least he didn't wake up to find his 'lady' for the night has an appendage and he feels a bit sore behind ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemorechang Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jim walker said: time for thailand to do a Donald and bar all Brit football hooligans from entering the country that would stop all the violence in thailand No it wont. Have you ever been to Thailand ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Not a good week for Brits in Sin City. The boys just can't hack it can they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PT Paul Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Eh he's obviously not a acouser. Socks and sandals, am going for a Yorkshireman. Reminds me of me ole German mate getting a slap in Chanthaburi after a night out in one of the nightclubs. Got jumped by 4 blokes for chatting up some girls. He liked a bit of LB love as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Go to post #1. Is that blood he has been sitting in , did he shat himself or was this the outcome from the Ladyboy ? I hope when he gets back to Blighty his mates start calling him Patts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 why always Brits are involved in those cases? No manners? No behavior? Or is it because of low level part of society, those living on dole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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