webfact Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Portuguese man loses it in the heat of a Chiang Mai day Picture: Daily News CHIANG MAI: -- Police were called to an intersection in Chiang Mai yesterday after a Portuguese tourist caused trouble in a convenience store then started exposing himself to passersby. After a brief chase the bare chested foreigner was apprehended and taken to the Phu Ping police station, reported Daily News. Selma Marquez, 29, had started smashing things up at the store then wandered around the neighborhood exposing himself and causing some fear and consternation amongst the locals. Marquez blamed the heat and feeling frustrated at not being able to get a cool drink in the very hot weather. He was detained ahead of prosecution according to the law. Daily News did not report what he was charged with. Source: Daily News -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2017-03-23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotBkk Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Amazing what happens in the heat of the moment if you can't access the fridge. <<<<Crude comment edited out>>>> ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Edited March 22, 2017 by metisdead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiwrath Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 1 hour ago, webfact said: Marquez blamed the heat and feeling frustrated at not being able to get a cool drink in the very hot weather. Not sure the B.I.B. are going to buy that excuse, unless money changes hands, of course ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Not being able to get a cold drink, e was in a convenience store. A place that always sells cold drinks also exposing himself, bloody moron. Edited March 22, 2017 by colinneil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Probably had no money. Another down and outer that shouldn`t be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphere Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I'd go crazy too if my parents named me Selma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houlicha Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 I have heard the bar scene in CM is not top shelf, but hard to believe he couldn't score a single cool drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 hour ago, colinneil said: Not being able to get a cold drink, e was in a convenience store. A place that always sells cold drinks also exposing himself, bloody moron. Maybe he wanted a slurpee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardinalblue Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Taking off your shirt is only exposing yourself if you are a CM ex-pat since the majority of them have man boobs...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimstar1 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Yes you are Right we got the Man Boobs Yes Your Right bar scene very dismal Named Selma OHHH but least its Not Sue Oh well back to watching the police road blocks ripping of the tourist on there motor bikes nothing happening here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobz Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Maybe he wanted a cold beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Shirtless is very fashionable in Pattaya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyhangmon Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, webfact said: Marquez blamed the heat and feeling frustrated at not being able to get a cool drink in the very hot weather. 4 hours ago, Thaiwrath said: Not sure the B.I.B. are going to buy that excuse, unless money changes hands, of course ! Well, it sure sounds as if the brownies had come up with an 'explanation' like that - of course someone higher up in the ranks ... wouldn't be a first, at all ...! Edited March 23, 2017 by jollyhangmon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little mary sunshine Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Probably burned out on drugs....It gets very hot in Portugal too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hgma Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Charged with the 'dick trick' in public. Must have a mental disorder ......could be expelled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 He could have gotten his willy sunburnt,then he would have something to kick off about,suspect chemicals or mental disorder,ship him back to Portugal. PS could not find a 7-11, they are on nearly every road. regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarangJon Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 It was for sure a alcoholic drink which wasnt sold to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebyrd Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Sphere said: I'd go crazy too if my parents named me Selma. I'd probably Selma soul to the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpjack Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 remove this piece of filth quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 That's the magic of the mushrooms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Destiny1990 said: Shirtless is very fashionable in Pattaya Ah yes ,but 100B fine come Soakran . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokinha Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 He may be on a portuguese passport but with that name Selma ( which is actually a ladies name ) he sounds more like a Brazilian with dual nationality than anything else ( unless they spelt it wrong ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadee1947 Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 12 hours ago, webfact said: Portuguese man loses it in the heat of a Chiang Mai day Picture: Daily News CHIANG MAI: -- Police were called to an intersection in Chiang Mai yesterday after a Portuguese tourist caused trouble in a convenience store then started exposing himself to passersby. After a brief chase the bare chested foreigner was apprehended and taken to the Phu Ping police station, reported Daily News. Selma Marquez, 29, had started smashing things up at the store then wandered around the neighborhood exposing himself and causing some fear and consternation amongst the locals. Marquez blamed the heat and feeling frustrated at not being able to get a cool drink in the very hot weather. He was detained ahead of prosecution according to the law. Daily News did not report what he was charged with. Source: Daily News -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2017-03-23 It seems he is accustomed to Thai manners very well. Find an excuse for bad behavior and you get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupi Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 hour ago, jokinha said: He may be on a portuguese passport but with that name Selma ( which is actually a ladies name ) he sounds more like a Brazilian with dual nationality than anything else ( unless they spelt it wrong ) I do not know where the nationality of the person come from but a) the name is from a woman is Hispanic as Portuguese do not use Z but Marques with an S instead. Also to note that no Portuguese authority, in Chiang Mai or Bangkok, was contacted by the Police as it normally happens when there is any incident involving a national. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) Another "quality tourist".Thailand has the mother-lode of these types. Edited March 23, 2017 by Machiavelli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Heat?????? More likely the ICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordblackader Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Another digital nomad crushing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 He is in a whole lot of trouble police dont take to kindly to shirtless farangs in chiangmai. You will be arrested for not wearing a shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Just another digital nomad out of work and money , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerojero Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Retard. Nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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