rods Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Being a southern boy (Bristol) I don't get all this about fish and chips being the sole preserve of those born in the sad northern wastes. Still; here's one that occurrede to me. A scouse boy goes into a chip shop.....and takes his bike in with him. And one that's so funny I expect only Libya will get it (!) Tarzan and Jane are in the treehouse one evening. Tarzan: What for dinner, Jane? Jane: I dunno, honey. We got nothing in. Tarzan: Jane no cry. Tarzan get takeaway. And off he swings into the dusk. Half an hour later he's back and throws a dead bird and a couple of monkeys on the table. Jane: Oh no. Not finch and chimps again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Yep a Libya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) He forgot the squashed hive on the way home, could have had finch, chimps and mushy bees then Edited December 22, 2006 by Crossy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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