Crossy

Yup, I easily made the required income when I started my Lloyds Offshore account, now not earning quite so much but no comment from the bank 🙂

The workers had a ladder on their truck. Maybe they thought The Boss would take it away if they didn't use it? Or they were Burmese and mis-calculated their conversion from metres into feet.

Still nothing going on really, but I've found another river level camera. Pathumthani River Level

OK, I will not apply my engineering experience to further "guesses".

Since it's stopped working, just unscrew it and find out I suspect it's holding the guts inside the casting.

Bonus points for Name-That-Tune!! 545b5c60-f6b4-43c2-8390-46a65d317e4f.mp4

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/39266

Boarder came down for his day. Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?" Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight." Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?" Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian." Old Dad; "A comedian?" Boarder; "yes." Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me." Fetching my coat!

Not all trucks are created equal....

A young guy has a crippling stutter. He contacts a variety of people to see if they can help: A shaman. A psychiatrist. A rabbi. A priest, and a prostitute. The shaman, the psychiatrist, the rabbi and the priest give it their all, but his stutter doesn't improve. Finally the prostitute comes in. The guy says, "what are you gonna do?" She said, "I'm gonna kneel down here and make you tingle so good." He says, "so... ... same as the priest?"

I just completed this quiz. My Score 70/100 My Time 68 seconds