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She was marrying this plonker last week

No , he would have bought the first one a car with the 299,000 he had left , but at least he would have got one shag out of it

" Another one bites the dust "

That is the first time i have cried after reading a story on here , how very very sad , i want to help the poor guy

Depend on how long i am going away for if one month i will pack 2 pairs of shorts 3 Shirts Shaving gear and toiletries 93 condoms

Sounds like the Monaco grand prix

I believe there is a new AS"O" visa coming out soon Bob that might change things. It comes with the following : Free accommodation Free meals limited to 3 per day Stay as long as you like Free weekly handouts of money Free medical insurance Free legal costs Free mobile phone Free prescription glasses 2 x 2 hours a week free massage Free dental treatment The only drawback is you must have entered the kingdom illegaly

Okay, so I'm in a relationship with a 24 year old beautiful, slim Thai girl who never asks for money Those types are normally running up a bill , have you checked under her pillow to see if she is secretly keeping a diary recording all types of sexual activity with dates and times , better to go on the Pay As You Go method than end up with huge invoice

I reakon your going to end up in one of these places or maybe all 4 of them. Fish restaurant Soapy Massage Taylor's shop Sexy show

My wife works very long hours in a bar somewhere , i think her boss is taking advantage of her as she often doesn't come home for 2 or 3 days , when i ask her were she has been she always just reply's " working long time darling".

Have you ever tried putting on a Thai condom ? last time i tried I had to get two tyre levers and a tin of swarfega to try and get it on but failed miserably , maybe this is why they prefer foreign men

Well , i dont care if he's Mohammed hard Bruce Lee to be honest

Yes , definitely Bob , i copied the photo from his Facebook profile and he states on there he always remains on the slack whilst drinking

Well its your home Bob and your entired to walk around B##lock naked , i do however recommend possibly wearing a posing pouch when answering the door to strangers like the one in the photo available from Lazada

I have probably had about 8 or 9 over the past 23 years i have lived here and never once been charged for a Certificate of Residence , i do however here many stories of people being asked to pay 200 to 300 baht .

Just say , " Do you work bar " and take it from there

Also if its in Phuket Also if its in Phuket, they will definitely check if you have gone below 800,000 during the first 3 months after. They insist on providing them with a full 12 month bank statement that must start from the date you first got the extension, so they can check thoroughly if you ever went below the 800,000 during the 3 months of course havent gone below 400,000 during the next 7 months.

I only get called " Handsome Man " in low season from May until October the rest of the year the ladies just completely ignore me

Sounds like a couple of Piss Heads Pissing around

As long as its not a vibrator you will be ok

That is certainly not correct , i have been buying True yearly sims for since 2019 and they are super fast speed's. The ones i buy come with free calls to all networks and the last one i bought was in June 2023 for 1199 , so i got Internet at tge fastest speed of up to 1000 mbps and free calls to all networks that cut off off after 30 minutes then have to redial. They have saved me a lot of money as before i used tobe paying about 1000 baht a month just in phone calls .

That is a Mai Thai Dee account , instant access account not fixed term

I think that is quite correct , i live in Patong , Phuket , and the foreign quotas are always full due to the fact that there are not that many Condominiums buildings that have a Condo licence that allow the 49% Foreigner / 51% Thai ownership rule.

There always worth 35% to 40% more because they can be sold to a foreigner who can register the unit in his own name were as a Thai freehold unit can only be registered into a Thai name or Thai company