Gandtee

Tell us what pool you swim in so that we can avoid it. Two days wearing the same shirt? Take your missus for a nasal test. Her sense of smell must have gone or she is telling you lies.

On 11/18/2024 at 4:20 PM, redwood1 said:

 

I dont have a printer..

do it online. Save the acceptance on a memory stick and pop into the print shop near you. 

I wonder how long some of those making comments here have lived in Thailand? Many of the parents of children tragically drowned here are both workers on construction sites and farms. Their children are with them and of course wander off. Most Thais I suspect, cannot swim. I taught all my nieces and nephews to swim at an early age. Of course the kids wander off and some come to harm. A lack of parental control? Again, of course. A reservoir  being dug, being fenced off? You must be joking. This is not a Western country where rules and regulations are in abundance. This is Thailand. R.I.P. little one.

I'll send you my barber's name. She does a good job of butchering my hair. 😉

A giant Offendus moth. Its main object in life is to frighten the brown stuff out of lily-livered homo erectus. 

1 hour ago, Mutt Daeng said:

Is Lorna sausage the LGBTQ etc version of Lorne sausage?

The meat and stuffing is different😉.

4 hours ago, billd766 said:

Do you have the recipe for copy cat HP sauce.

 

Out in Nakhon Nowhere HP sauce is hard to find, though I have seen it sometimes at BigC in Kamphaeng Phet.

 

 

I make my own honey and mustard bacon, and if I can get the bits I also make my own pork sausages and pork pies.

Professional training?? How to pocket the dosh without getting caught? 😉

28 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Unfortunate todays breakfest sausages is only 11 - 12% protein, so Im trying to find those who contain at least 14% and a bit higher quality and less sodium. 

 

Anyone can recomend sausages in Thailand ? 

I make my own sausages and copy cat HP sauce, which is a must on an English breakfast. It's not difficult and well worth the effort. 

Mr Anusak acting like a silly anus-actually.😉

Pen and paper, mightier than the -word?😉

14 hours ago, Henk Langeweg said:

Chose the wrong religion, has to move to Rome.

Not only Rome. Anywhere where there are religious leaders assaulting children.

4 hours ago, Oliver Holzerfilled said:

No need to ask if she was a ladyboy.  The Arabs should have known the lack of a camel toe gave it away.

He said, 'I was so upset. I didn't know which way to turn.'😉

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Chaos ensued in a residential neighbourhood of Soi Kopai on 4/1 in Pattaya when a 36 year old Indian national fired a blank gun into the sky, causing widespread panic. This incident unfolded late yesterday, November 20, prompting immediate action from local law enforcement.

 

Deputy Chief of the Pattaya City Police Station, R.T.T. Chittisuk Suthinitaswong, received a report at 11.36pm about the disturbance and swiftly led a team of officers to the scene.

 

Upon arrival, officers discovered the Indian, Sunil, in an intoxicated state. A search of his belongings revealed a blank gun alongside 22 rounds of ammunition, all of which were seized as evidence. The gun remained unmodified.

 

Sunil, when questioned, stated that the firearm was a recent purchase from a dealer. He insisted he was unaware of the legal implications of carrying or discharging it recreationally.

“I was drinking with friends when, on a dare, I fired the gun into the air.”

After taking Sunil into custody, officers transported him to Pattaya City Police Station for further questioning. The blank gun and ammunition accompanied him into evidence.

 

Legal proceedings are now underway as the Indian faces charges related to the incident, reported Pattaya News.

 

Photo courtesy of Pattaya News

In related news, the President of the Chon Buri Indian Association and two Thai women are seeking justice after a group of Indian men attacked them on Pattaya Beach at the end of the Diwali Festival.

The 46 year old Indian association president filed a complaint at Mueang Pattaya Police Station on Tuesday, November 13, alongside the two other Thai victims. They also provided the police with security camera footage of the attack, although the video has not been released to the public.

 

by Puntid Tantivangphaisal
Photo courtesy of Pattaya News

 

Source: The Thaiger 

-- 2024-11-21

 

 

'Damned natives'

9 hours ago, treetops said:

 

I see the OP has now got a solution, but this on Lazada looks similar to the ones I saw in the UK before the advent of tea bags.

 

https://www.lazada.co.th/products/2pcs-stainless-steel-tea-strainer-small-conical-cone-mesh-strainer-fine-strainer-for-cocktails-coffee-juice-tea-silver-i5009559672-s21168637838.html

 

I've had one like this for years. A and a silver tea strainer and holder that  I brought here in 1987. I only get that out when the vicar comes to tea, to go with the cucumber sandwiches and cream and jam scones. "More tea. vicar?" 😉

Liverpool Lou. What about the traditional tea strainer used in the UK?

18 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Put the leaves in the tea pot, add boiling water and leave it to infuse for a few minutes, the leaves will settle at the bottom of the pot.  Pour the brewed tea into the cup, no other equipment needed.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Picture courtesy: Daily News

 

Following the viral spread of a video showing a police officer accepting a bribe of 500 baht, Colonel Yoswat Kaewsupthanit, the Superintendent of Muang Khon Kaen Police Station, ordered an investigation.

 

It was discovered that the officer in question, a sergeant in the traffic division, admitted to accepting the money but claimed he had returned it to the individual. Despite this, the officer was found to have committed an offence, leading to disciplinary and criminal proceedings.

 

The incident first came to light on social media and various pages in Khon Kaen Province, which showed a traffic officer allegedly accepting a bribe from a motorbike rider. The video sparked widespread criticism and calls for a thorough investigation, urging the authorities to take decisive action.

 

On November 18, Colonel Yoswat addressed the incident, revealing that it occurred in August 2024. Upon investigation, it was discovered that the motorbike rider’s girlfriend had recorded the video. The officer, identified by badge number 6631, confirmed his involvement but stated that he had refunded the money to the victim.

“This incident is a clear case of an officer seeking an improper benefit. Initially, he is guilty of both disciplinary and criminal violations. I have therefore set up a fact-finding committee to conduct a full investigation,” Colonel Yoswat said.

 

He also announced that the officer would be reassigned to the station’s administrative office while the inquiry is ongoing, and the committee has been given seven days to complete its review.

 

Colonel Yoswat emphasized that the officer’s actions were improper, as he failed to follow the proper procedures. Traffic officers are trained to handle such cases through established channels, which involve setting up roadblocks for inspections and handling the seized vehicles accordingly.

 

Even in on-the-spot encounters, officers are required to issue fines and bring the vehicles to the station for further processing, rather than accepting bribes or bypassing protocols.

 

He also reassured the public that if they encounter issues with the conduct of officers at Muang Khon Kaen Police Station, they should feel free to lodge complaints directly with him or report the matter to the police at any time, via the 191 emergency hotline, reported Daily News.

 

-- 2024-11-19

 

 

This is news? Ha Ha

2 hours ago, wombat said:

It's worse than that.

Is the Thai title, 'Toot' OK?😉