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Gandtee

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  1. At 90, I wake up in the mornings, look in the mirror, and am pleasantly surprised that I'm still here. 😉
  2. Giving makes it more likely. Don't most beach lovers go for a quick 'swim' during their hours lying on the beach? Just adding to the effluent flowing in from elsewhere?😉
  3. I thought the Gibber tribe and their language were extinct. It's amazing that some people are still using it.😉
  4. At least you caught it and it wasn't wasted.😉
  5. 'Breach ethical standards?' Are ethics understood here? When I look at those supposedly put there to lead the country I have my doubts.😔
  6. Maybe if the cops could use both hands, and carry a truncheon to give them a sharp rap it might sort these idiots out a bit quickly. The cops seem to be like most people nowadays. One hand always clutching a cell phone. Don't they have phone holsters on their chests?
  7. We don't have to. B******s to them.😉
  8. I wonder what they were arguing about. Payment for services rendered?😉
  9. Shocking. Watt were they thinking of? Fine them and send them Ohm.😉
  10. I'll have to think about it.😴
  11. Because of old age, my denture is loose. I use a denture fixative but it lasts just a short while. A bit embarrassing when your teeth nearly fall out. I've read about DIY denture linings. Has anyone used them successfully and what type?
  12. Much the same as the UK with an ex Public Prosecutor as Prime Minister. But don't blame him for the present situation in the UK. It's the same in democratic countries worldwide. As the old non PC metaphor goes. 'We're like a virgin lying on her back with legs wide open saying "Come and get it." It's too late to stem the tide now.
  13. Do any passengers and drives wear seat belts? Yeah. I know. A stupid question.
  14. TB carrier pigeons?😉
  15. It won't hang around. It's the Road Runner. It goes, Beep!, beep!
  16. It's a Hoopoo. The sound is a repetitious poop, poop. It's aerating your lawn.
  17. If I tell you I will have to kill you.😉
  18. She said "The stupid little bastard missed. A complete waste of money." It's a joke. For those lacking a sense of humour.😉
  19. The jarring verdict hinged on the evidence.😉
  20. Nah. Bannister. A cohort of Ray Ling. The Chinese fence.
  21. What is scary is that his followers will believe anything he says. But maybe after this performance, they will see the light.
  22. A bit over the top CANGROPE?😉
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