BritManToo

God botherer telling other people to be rational ....... you gotta laugh!

Ballpoint only posts jokes in the worst joke thread. I did a little survey a week or two back on how to get in the top poster 5. Ballpoint is always in the top 5, often No1. Just posts jokes ..... easy way to be top poster. No deep thoughts or considered content, just collects and reposts jokes.

It was actually awful.

I only ever owned pickups and SUVs for my family cars.

Do you consider yourself 'likable people'? I can't say I dislike @Harrisfan or @Cameroni, even if I do argue with them. They'd probably be great company for an evening out.

I prefer to call myself frugal, no point in throwing away good money.

Think it's an INCEL fantasy.

I don't think there's anyone in any western government that wants to reduce rents or housing prices. They all have property portfolios. I'd be more interested in redistributing land in the UK, away from the governments and charities, and into the hands of the general population, and revoking planning permission laws. After all, they're building big ugly solar and wind farms everywhere, so why not housing? Forestry Commission, National trust, RSPB, Crown Estates, CofE, etc. All need disbanding and redistributing to the people.

I always considered 28-35 as younger, and 45+ as old .......

Labour seem to have plenty of money to give to the wind/solar farms, Ukraine, India and illegals.

I always assume other posters obsessing over paying don't have much money. I have enough to cover everyone in my household, and a bit to spare for my wife's pals/kids every now and again.

Mine is nearly 50, and it's lovely waking up next to her.

I'd describe myself as a happy, but old and large and bald man. Not sure about morals, they're cultural not absolute, I quite like Muslim morality, if forced to choose.

I can hardly remember anything from last week!

Can't get much lower than your mom's basement! I did once work in a Nuclear bunker under Central London, which was probably lower.

The Shrouds, David Cronenbergs latest spooky horror now out. Not sure it'll be any good.

Why not buy completely outfitted 'pod' homes from China? Under $10,000 each, no builders required beyond connecting the electric, water and drains. Plenty of available space in the fields under the solar farms.

Here's three clues ..................... Labour government, Keir Starmer, Rachel Reeves

He'll get 5 years, she'll get 6 months suspended sentence.

We understand you are an INCEL living in your mom's basement ........ So for you, what if you caught your mom sleeping around? Would you be OK, as long as she kept cooking your meals and doing your laundry?

Seen plenty of Japanese, Chinese and Thai men that married sex workers. The Indians, and Arabs that holiday here are mostly broke. Plenty of Russians married with Russian sex workers. Obviously Muslims can't marry a sex worker and take her home. Same as they can't take a crate of Whiskey home. Maybe you should get a ticket from your home in Australia and actually visit Thailand and get some first hand experience with Thailand?

After 3 years every cell in a human body has been replaced. So her body count will be down to one after that time.

I'm doubting any man over 50 could attract a 30-35 year old women without having money. No matter how fit or attractive he thinks he is. And at 70, I wouldn't be wanting to start anything with a woman over 35 (or more than 50Kg). My wife (of 16 years) is nearly 50, and we're OK together (I think?). And my definition of 'frequent sex' has changed from 2x a day to 1x every two days in the past 20 years.

Moat house rooftop bar, one or two Fridays a month. There's a chalk board at the front on the street announcing events. Bar is open to everyone.

I never encountered one married guy back in the UK that had frequent sex from his wife after the first year or two, maybe one a month for the luckiest guys. I'm guessing you've never had any LTRs with a white western woman. The married Thai guys don't get any at home either, they all have a paid bit on the side, or visit brothels, massage girls.