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fondue zoo

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  1. yeah, but the world is always changing. "the only true constant in the universe is change"
  2. feeling like Ishmael here: Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off Go out and hug everyone you meet, oh they will resist your efforts, but you just hug them tighter. One way or another your problem will be solved, get hugged back or a hard kick to the nutz, both outcomes will make you feel differently.
  3. Can you imagine if someone actually bugged and recorded the behind closed doors conversations that all these guys have. I mean the secret check behind the curtains before we start type discussions.
  4. It puts me in mind of this for some reason and that's all she wrote....
  5. If you see Thaksin give him a noogie from us all!
  6. That blows, good to hear you lived. On a side note now you can take the time to get that face off surgery you've always wanted... or was it bionic dong, I can't remember. just kidding, rest and heal.
  7. There will be nothing left to control or shake money out of in 20/30 years if they can't wrap their heads around that playtime is coming to an end.
  8. That is almost guaranteed, although they will probably be re-branded and re-imagined some time before their use by date.
  9. All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. also, why no reward offer for that grand theft auto fellow who couldn't hear a human body being torn apart under his car as he kept driving?
  10. That place is beautiful, took the helicopter tour an age ago, amazing.
  11. Flying dreams, always fun. Lucid dreaming is interesting as a concept.
  12. hilarious ohh Murdick you cheeky git, stirring the sh🙊te again
  13. This reminds me of the scene in Good Will Hunting where they are arguing history in the bar. It also reminds me of the remade version for K.Smiths Jay &Silent Bob
  14. with great moustache comes great responsibility
  15. Aren't there 100+ types of this plague of the 20th and 21st centuries, I don't see penis cancer in that list. And yes, why you do this?
  16. But don't the Clan of Shinawatra command the weather, their holy man restored shall call the winds!
  17. I agree, but in some parts of the world that will get you shot in the face too, so, you know. tamoto, tomato
  18. An invocation of the ancient Silk Road. also in almost every photo he reminds me of Woody from ToyStory
  19. Everyone Hug! goddammit!
  20. Watch out! He's going to Gordon Gecko the lot of you. Will we be allowed a certain number of smart ass comments in this forum, and allowed to quote lines from Trading Places, Wallstreet and The Big Short? I don't know much about stocks but I do know smart ass and movies. You've got my vote.
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