Nongwahyay

My wife from near Nong Bua Lamphu and I are planning on moving to the area permanently in 2-3 years........... when I plan to set up a cycling club and get everyone - yes, that includes the boozers amongst you - to join in on a Tour de Isaan .... of course we´ll be checking your urine at the end of every leg for traces of doping (called "taking the piss" in professional circles). I´m counting on hundreds of you joining in, as I´ve been reading recently about a lack of things to do there........

There appear to be umpteen Farangs living in Buriram town or the surrounding are. What makes Buriram so special?? Why are there so many (???) Farangs living there????

I´m a Brit, but have now lived for the past 31 years in Berlin - the last 12 of those with my thai wife from Nong Wah Yay, which is about 8 km S-E of NBL. We visit there every 2 years on average and will be there next year from 14th March until 5th April, when I would very much like to meet any Farangs in the area who would like to meet me/us.......

We plan to move to NWY or NBL in the next 2-3 years permanently and already have small-scale business plans with my wife´s brother and his wife, part of which have actually already been implemented and running, even though the main area still has to come........... that´s to keep me busy, when I get there....... We won´t be financially dependent on this for our income, though - it´s just a side-line - so I´ll have plenty of time to pursue hobbies.......................... anyone there into cycling?????

........I find your reaction an over-reaction........ as we all know, rats are everywhere and you have to accept the fact..... better move this to the jokes section........it would go down wll there.....

......after all this good advice, I hope that the OP is going to give us a pill by pill resumee of how he got on.............. no matter how hard that may be........

..........and no-one hast yet warned about the stiff sentence that could be coming, if held up at customs..... (yes... the thread is going rapidly downhill..... )

Its up 2 you. You sound very nervous so maybe not worth the very small risk you would be taking. If you do, I wouldn't bring that much. Maybe 5 pills max.

How long are you staying for.................and how often do you expect to get lucky??????????????? And believe me, using half a pill is just as good as a whole one if you´re not impotent!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM bringing about 14 with me have no documentation for it do ?????????????????????????????

Leave them at home, mate, to enjoy yourself after your holiday....... I´ve used Kamagra from Thailand with little problem (other than a slight headache the next day....... .)...... and I´ve used viagra from T....... with no probs at all..........if you´re not actually impotent, try using half a pill.......or even a third..... believe me, the effect is just as good......

Is it ok to bring viagra to thailand with me on holidays???????????????????????

What on earth for????? You can buy it across the counter cheaply at the local chemist in Bangkok........no prescription required.......

I know squat about finances so bear with me.

It seems there is about a 10 percent difference between the offshore and onshore rate. So does this mean that when I come to Thailand in September I should bring an extra 10,000 US dollars with me and turn them into Baht. Then when I get back home--convert them and make 10 percent.

Or will bank fees and the like eat up all the profit? Or am I missing something obvious that makes my scheme dumb.

..............are you serious??????.............

..........actually, I heard they were notorious miscre-ants, who had it coming ...............................( I hope I can still leave my coat hanging for a while longer for that gem......... )

I´m also into cycling in a fairly big way............. do 50-60 km rides BUT at the moment in Berlin...... The wife (from NongBuaLamphu) and I are planning on moving there in the near future and I will definitely be getting myself a good bike.......and looking for a couple of cycling mates...........

........the Lesbian one is great......................

A SWISS ARMY WIFE ... WIFE rhymes with KNIFE ... and I think almost everybody has heard of the Swiss Army Knife.

Peter

...I had got it really................. but thought it too weak to be true........

68 views and no guessus, ok, just to put your minds at rest,

A SWISS ARMY WIFE !!!

..........I don´t get it...........

There hasn´t been a decent joke posted here in ages.....................so..... I´ve decided to stop the trend and post a good one....................

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. "Father, I have a

problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two

male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage

with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and

worship.

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As

he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their

cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and

placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're

hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and

exclaimed,

"Put the beads away, Frankie boy. Our prayers have finally been

answered!"

I would like to be selling something through the internet. I like selling on Ebay, its just one massive world wide shop and if you find the right products at the right buying price you can make a lot of money.

The thing is the people living in thailand and making a lot of money from Ebay are not going to post a list on here of what they buy, where they buy it from and how much profit they make.

I would not neither.

Its a case of doing your homework and finding something new, and keep finding something new as others are always following and you cant have the whole of the internet to yourself.

PS: if anyone does have a list of things that do sell and make a good profit please PM it to me along with an address of where I can buy from, how much they cost and the person I need to ask for to do the best price

PPS: I would like to do the same.................please PM me the same list.................. I´ll then do you a return PM and tell you how to REALLY make money with the same list..........................................

Good one......... I liked it, anyway........

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for 50.

At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie.

She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she Blew his mind with the most passionate s*x he had ever experienced.

When He had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a Full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage Tomato with freshly-squeezed Orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a 5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's The five quid for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you."

"I asked him what to give you."

He said, "<deleted> him. Give him a fiver." She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea"

forget the valium , brit plus booze is often all it takes.

I think you´re being a little unjust towards us Brits........ if we can also agree upon "X nationality plus booze", then I´m with you...... Yank plus booze....... Ozzie plus booze......... German plus booze..........Thai plus booze (even though booze wasn´t actually mentioned here). Or are you tryng to say that we innocent Brits have a bad reputation as regards alcohol consumption and resultant behaviour??????

Purpose of communication is precisely that. To communicate. If the reader acts on the posting in a way the poster could have forseen then the posting was a success and communication took place. U States spelling differs from Uk spelling because they wished in creating a "new world" to get away from the ludicrous spelling rules that precluded upward social mobilty and egalitarianism in the old world. If we set too many spelling rules aren't we remaking that discrimination all over again. You can't convey any deep significant feelings with words. the language evolved to achieve things like "pass the salt" so you get the salt. It didn't evolve to explain the subtleties of thought and feeling. These pages work pretty well for the exchange of ideas. If bad spelling like "praise the slut" gets in the way of you seasoning your chips then we need to act. I have never found bad spelling so appalling as to obstruct understanding even if it makes it a little more difficult.

................sounds way over the top to me.......... could you give examples (especially "precluding upward mobility etc." - sounds way, way over the top........) other than dropping the "u" from most words containing "ou" (e.g. labour/labor), which, as a Brit, I´ve always laughed at..........

Wot school did you all went at???????

Posts which begin with....."I´ve just heard what could be a detonation outside my window but neither Thai TV nor CNN has reported on it yet"..........followed by "....nothing on BBC either....."......... "Could be yet another coup and no-one is reporting on it.........".............and it turns out that the next door neighbour farted.............

big and hairy

was as hard