Chris Daley

Neither of my parents worked, I missed kindergarten and had free lunches for 12 years. The local shop let us have a tab that we paid off when the dole money came through. We wore more clothes to cut down on the heating costs. I think we might not all die the same.

Alex the ankle licker. He would just crawl under the desks at school and lick your ankle.

I would give him some money and let him go. I can well imagine being so hungry that you try to steal.

Because like Sisyphus I enjoy it.

I am tired of cleaning my shoes now. Its either the slum family that don't have a toilet so the whole room is just wet and soaked in feces or the entire house is splattered with urine from their countless children. Food and random crap all over the floor. If its not that its raining and my shoes are soaked. The rain smells like <deleted>. I pour neat washing power into my shoes now. The body is a cheap roll on from Seven Eleven.

I like the part where the stage mic cut off but some random movie chatter starts "just bust a bogie.. the earthworm has landed". Fakest thing I have seen in a while.

His is yellow and bent just like mine.

The latest research from Sanook shows that the smaller phallic is preferred by women. How about you? Do you have a body that is preferred by women?

Immigration Staff trying to look busy before losing their jobs to AI. Quick guys.. what do we do exactly? I don't know!! Found a tear. Bring her down show no mercy!

Imagine that the people closest to you, the ones you've been taught to love, cherish, and trust; where instead using you for their own ends. That rather than an individual person worthy of consideration and respect, they saw you as either an inconvenience or a tool. Is she the enemy? So how about you? Did you get married and a life sentence? Or are you keeping it casual?

Because the hooket is better than your wife. Always will be.

Low quality Tshirts for 4000 baht and a drink for 120 baht. You know where you can shove your Siam Paragon.

I got one a few minutes after topping up at seven eleven. I have no friends so no way that was a coincidence. True Telecommunications sell your details.

I'm look forward to the wheelchair stage. And the feeding tube. Yes please. But I do have an interest in the one where your lungs fill with fluid and you choke to death and are then kept alive on a machine. So many choices.

Daily occurence. The HP laptop gives me a couple of belts whenever I touch the sides. Girlfriend's Acer is the same. Powerstrips keep exploding. "It cuz you use da water make hot same time can not!" Usually day in Thailand.

Made me smile.

Look out Mr Floppy is going to his the town.

So I still have to queue for 8 hours at chang wattana and leave with a disease?

When you get the cancer will stay here or go back? I think I will go back.

Thwre is an odd sense of calm in Laos. The colonial arhcestcture is nice.

Yeah I wear it next to the yellow star.

I really like them both. *default crying face*

I like the one where the owners line up and stare at me the whole time. Or the one with 300 school kids in it. Yay.

There is a long walk near the school and it has sink hole in it. And the tiles have popped up. One part just has hole into blackness. Major school as well and it is used everyday.

The telescreen was blurting out the usual propaganda. "A million school drop outs, time for a new education system." and "Crazy man takes drugs, time to ban weed again." Suddenly an emergency broadcast flashed across the telescreen. "Big Brother is watching. There is a lockdown in place. Remain in doors and await further news." I wasn't surpised. There was already talk going around of another mass conscription. I finished the last drop victory gin and walked over to the closet. Monday... everyone must wear yellow on Monday. Oh well, not as bad as the officers uniform on Tuesdays. That thing chafes and is baking hot. Poor Cracknell.. Martin Cracknell. What ever happened to him? He came in with an unofficial yellow shirt on. The party emblem was missing. A student in one of his classes spotted it and reported him. We never saw him again.