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  1. Chris Daley
    Treat her like a worthless maid and make sure she knows her place. Keep the go bag on standby so you can leave at any time. Allow her to experience the good life so you can snatch it away at any point. It's the only way.
  2. Chris Daley
    They can do it in 24 hours. But this is Thailand so 1 month.
  3. Chris Daley
    Don't do the 90s days report. Do a 365 day report once a year. Costs about the same.
  4. Chris Daley
    You will be an ATM for their entire family. If your money runs out they turn really nasty and drop you. Don't let the Bhuddist bull<deleted> fool you.
  5. Chris Daley
    Our restaurants are more dirty! No you take that back ours is dirtier than yours! We have cockroaches and the smell of urine.
  6. Chris Daley
    And on your left, a dirty street food shop that smells of urine.
  7. Chris Daley
    Because your wife is boring.
  8. Chris Daley
    She could have had your eye out.
  9. Chris Daley
    I have no loved ones. Girlfriend will use my phone and use the bank app to transfer my savings to her account. They will rake my ashes looking for gold teeth. Then its done.
  10. Chris Daley
    I always keep my drugs on the ground during a traffic stop. When the cops are crushing my neck, its just there on the ground.
  11. Chris Daley
    You are all wrong to eat meat. Almost every philosophical system in the world forbids it. Aside from religion and nihilism. But both of those are thought suicide that promote 'not thinking'. Any thinking man that really spends time thinking about killing a sentient being would come to a conclusion that it is murder. Eating meat is for savages.
  12. Chris Daley
    Thai people don't know what to do with it. They can't bake. They don't know what pastry is. They don't know what bread is. Their ice cream is mostly vegetables. They blend coffee with ice and add condensed milk instead of milk. They don't know what tea or coffee is. Therefore it is just seen as a foreign delicacy.
  13. Chris Daley
    Retrain the staff at suwanipoo. They are barely toilet trained.
  14. Chris Daley
    Yes British girls are fat and hairy.
  15. Chris Daley
    She didnt know. She just guessed and you confirmed it for her. She sits there all day saying it. Don't tell them anything. Just flash the cash and go.
  16. Chris Daley
    You will 2 weeks on the toilet and one week sitting in traffic.
  17. Chris Daley
    Dude is in highschool and he is banging a milf. This is the stuff of legends.
  18. Chris Daley
    Did he do his 90 days?
  19. Chris Daley
    Rude staff shouting and terrible service. That is my suwanipum experience everytime, always has been.
  20. Chris Daley
    To be born British is to win first prize in the lottery of life. We do prisons better too. Two people per cell. Wash basin and en suite toilet. Carpet slippers, gym and a Playstation. Delicious British cuisine with special meal preferences. Better than the Thai cage. Best get on the next flight home.
  21. Chris Daley
    First drowning kittens and now this. God really hates innocent beings.
  22. Chris Daley
    Get a job. You clearly have too much time on your hands.
  23. Chris Daley
    Just avoid Laos airways. They have propellers that spin and the airport closes at night. And you might be sat next to a couple of tonnes of rice.
  24. Chris Daley
    Because global warming doesn't exist.
  25. Chris Daley
    A lot of these young people want to lose their job and will pull a stunt like this. Best punishment is hire him for longer.

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