Chris Daley

Yeah the blue banks are atrocious. As soon as I opened the door a fat cop shouted ''YOU!'' and then stared at me. He then spoke some strange ancient language that wasn't English. The woman behind the counter wouldn't accept a British passport, work permit and a stack of money. She needed ''a letter from the school'' yeah we call that a work permit dumbass.

It's pizza I could find swab of covid in it and I would eat it down.

Why would I want a Walmart Tesla? That's like banging your aunty when could have your cousin.

One of the worst thing about religious people is that they still get upset when their grandmother or when the cat dies. So let me get this right you think that dead people go to a place called heaven but you are upset about it? You disagree with God's decision right? This straight up means you don't believe in your god. They have every fairytale, lucky charm and emotional prop going for them and they cry like a baby. If the premise of a heaven really was true none of us would be anxious, scared or cry. We would all celebrate life. But it's not true and the only heaven we have is on Earth as a tiny slither of light amongst infinite darkness.

Those ones that charge 240 baht for a tiny coffee and 400 baht for a fake cream cake. Those are super wacky.

I went to the market and found a nasty looking hole in the wall. There was a grown man sitting there in his pajamas and a woman playing her phone. They were not busy. My girlfriend said what she wanted and the woman waved her hand in the air and continued using the phone. My girlfriend added ''make it spicy'' and we went to sit and wait. I would usually walk away at that point as I have done in the past many times. If you can't even be bothered to take the order I will go next door. But my girlfriend has the patience of a saint. We had it to take away and collected the box. It was 57 baht for krapao muu kai dao. Tastes watery and has gristle in it. Have you ever had a time when the price was shockingly high for something?

It's smooth now for me. Back to a normal speed. If the text is too small just zoom in on the browser options.

Where's Jools Holland in that photo?

A long monkey doll and a toblerone. Hold me back it's time to go to the duty free area.

Finally one of them managed it. We have had 'take one necklace and run away screaming towards the security' 'take a handful and get locked in the store' 'put a bag with a brick in it to hold the door open / got stuck in traffic during the escape. Such a piss easy job to pull off.

They have made a monopoly out of English. There is the international program, the special program, the mini-English program, the bible basher schools, and the standard program. They all have a different price tag for the parents. They should start at international and work up from there. But they don't they purposefully withhold and take books out of children's hands. Over half of the country is simple outpriced out of the English lesson market.

20,000 in his pocket. He deserves it.

I wouldn't know I have never been in a pub. I had lunch outside a pub one time because my gf choose that place. Why would you be out at 4am? Get a life.

They need to slow down a bit. A total of two movies now. Weird horror with creepy uncles and school girls 1 AND 2. Look out Hollywood.

Magical god takes away the bad things. Magical god also poisons and pollutes the entire cities water supply.

Middle floors are the best. bottom floor is noisy. top floors are hot.

Stay in school guys and pay other people to bring you coconuts.

Next year: The purple book. Proof that you have owned the slum condo for 5 years.

Why would you ever use a balcony? You like the searing heat from aircon in your face? You like the noise and smell? You just really like tiny spaces suspended above the ground? You like to be accused of being a peeping tom? You like to look at the view of a wall?

So they're policing an illegal activity inside an illegal activity since prostitution is illegal.

He fell into a moving engine. Damn thats going to hurt.

Yeah if you remove the corruption Thailand is at the bottom. The exams are fake, the points are changed, national competitions are rigged. But you will always see a wall of busy body Thais pushing paper around. If you remove them the students can not compete in English.

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Every week a new foreign business owner dies mysteriously. The Thai silk guy was the first. Some <deleted> from American started making money and upset the wrong people.

If you fold the leaf 5 times and make a triangle, it is not the same as just cutting it the shape of a triangle. Those 3 sides are totally different.