Chris Daley

I bought some boxer shorts from Lazada and they were tighter than expected. Where do you buy underwear from in Thailand?

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When 90 percent of cars on the road are AI-driven the two-wheeled clowns will be taxed for causing accidents. Motorcycles are just a fad.

It's just Bangkok but colder.

Wear looser pants.

I still have no idea where these places are. Did they do anything ever like inventions, space technology, medical breakthroughs?

So you just realized that cats are living sentient beings and not just a toy?

I was jumping for joy when my dad died. My mom has always been a good person though.

There is some whining about the Indian and Chinese food. Well these recipes are only found in England now. It's practically imposssible to find UK curries or Chinese food outside of England. Even if you go to Chinese you will get a plate of colons and intestines. It is not the same. The Italian dishes are different as well. I feel that British spag bol is in a class of its own. It's either the same in which case the Italians will accept it, or it's not and they will say it is not done right. It can't be both. I like my food not done right.

I really got into Blacklist but then they killed off all the main characters and turned it into a cartoon because of the covid work restrictions affecting the actors. Didn't see that coming. Ruined forever.

But the government is sponsoring them in the background. The goal is to reduce reliance on oil and push the global warming myth.

Not as bad as Laos. Those guys are determined to dig deeper into a their sh*thole of a country. They straight up refuse to take dollars and ask for baht instead.

I just try to un-see the title of this forum. The name is so bad it hurts my eyes.

Apparently we don't have a cuisine or specific British food in England. So here is twenty minutes worth of it:

My last neighbors placed piled of dog <deleted> along the side of his house. Could smell it all day especially when the sun hit. I guess the fact that they bark all day everyday wasn't enough for him. Not sure how you could communicate cutting over hanging branches. Maybe some diagrams on a chalk board, a gift of coconuts and some dancing.

Women in England never leave the bus route locations and taking a short cut though the park is the most culturally rich thing they will do. I don't think they will come to Thailand.

Work shoes and no trousers drinking from a bottle and screaming. Well at least he does his 90s days on time.

The last taxi I took the man screamed at me multiple times and called me an ''Ai Hia''. They really need to line up the taxi drivers and march them back to the slums. Tossing useless.

Had this happen a few times but every time the zip was broken on my bag. Asok - two guys walked near me, one on each side, and I felt my bag moving so I turned and looked. I just saw his hand on it then one guy walked off into the dark soi and another walked past quickly. Chitlom - a young girl was walking really close behind me. I stopped to look at my phone and she bumped into me and then just stood there. Beach place cafe area - We had a picnic and walked a few metres to take a photo. When we got back picnic has gone. They took all the fried chicken and left the rice. Which is funny because the way it was packed they would have to take out the rice first in that order so not a stray dog. Lucky for me I laced it with poison.

You can't own land, so it's not your backyard.

My girlfriend has won the lottery twice in a row, back to back and got 2,000 baht a time. Not sure if this is money laundering but the Thai government seem to be giving out free money.

The ones in my garden fruit all the time. I was the one up the ladder and climbing on the wall. Huge bunches of bananas everytime. We filled the back of a car up with bananas and took it to the slum. Not sure what you're on about. These things keep growing like weeds.

There is an irony and power in blending the together one time.